Walahi anagaa wax aragnay, Caku ciil badanaa, yaah war ileen tanookale, walahi sisters wey ilbaxeen, buubto iyo funky_sista what is going on girls, marketing baa ila gasheen mid need sheegto iyo mid sheegto volunteer and community services war cusub, sisters it seems to me you get deffensive about the simple truth i stated in here and u start blaming men and so on, and fanky_sista mini me haye ofcourse my kid will defenetly be mini me and will be a photocopy of me or i might blame u or i mean the female if he acts differently, boobto haye John Howard aa walahi sercasim ayaa labilaabay looool .. and what is wrong with driving taxi see when the man works his ass off to provide bread and as you know driving texi is the hardest job on earth but the brothers are willing to keep their family together and u guys still don't like it, so tell me who is the problem, I think the sisters are so much affected with this western desease of independent personality and such hourse shit they put to 3rd worlds'sociaties, and boobto ofcourse we have more somali women in education sector because the system is for women not for men, when the brother wants to study no scholarships or any help from the system but females get everything, they called it girls powers, so i still stick to 80% females fault and 20% male and as you see i am blaming both sides and i am not taking sides so please sisters take a break from the western's fast train and walk slow and look back and look in to the brothers eyes you will see how hard they are trying and at the same time trying hard to keep their dignity which is distroyed by the sistas complitely, one more thing the buubto look in to the % of male among the people who went back to somalia 90% are male and 10% female why? tell me Why? cause the female feels powers and feels she can devorce the man anytime which is against our religion as well, only in Somalia, women and men are treated as they suppose to be treated, men are head of the house and female are the heart of the house, in marketing terms as you prefer boobto and Funky man is the top management the highly risky decision making and woman is middle management making as well decisions ..,. so sistas please stop being hard headed and think about my words with open minded and accept the blame and try to do something about it and maybe this will help "We love you so much and we live for you" walahi ninkii wax yaqaanay waxuu yiri Somali ilbaxay waa dhagax bir noqday .. marka isjilciya and see the matter with open minded and solve the problems.. Somali men are very hard to find and i heard that other nations such as white nation and sudan, and ereteria even ethopians are looking for somali men, don't let them win the deal, keep the brothers and keep in mind the dignity the only thing left for them... peace and love...

Jamaal, u rap? you nomads suprise me each and everyday day

looool mataan that was cool bro...yeah do ya still want those boobs...damn waay soo dhaceen ------------------ "Prayer is man's greatest means of trapping the infinite resources of God." - J. Edgar Hoover

looooooool DAMN FUNNY

loool @winger!!It's quite obvious that you are post 1990 manutd fan, since you are only able to put to perspective liverpool's domination of the 80's and manu's of the 90's!! Now pool has 14 league titles, and same as manu!! Arsenal has 11 league titles(much steming from the great 30's,since you are referring to past accomplishments), but ofcourse you won't know nothin bout that, right?? Manu won only 3 FA cup trophies and the only one that could be said was a double, was the treble year of 1999!! And please stop referring to the CL as your covenant, it took bloody ferguson nine years to win the trophy, arsene will do it in less time(next season will be his 6th try)! nd the way you won it, went down as the flukiest win in sports history,loool!! Do not try to refer to the past, if you are planning to ignore anything after the 60's!! One more laugh at your lovely exit at the hands of a team we squashed,loool!! Still funny to hear old man fergie, spouting nonsense such as "we played the best footie in the premiership this season", looooooool yeah believ dat!! Arrogant fool he was, now he is on the downfall!! Trophyless season for the mancs, and probably a placing of 3rd in the PL(after were done with them at OT)!! Goooner Glory P.S. It's me Baaniyal forgot to login!!

XM: there is pple in this world like those anti somaliland whom ignorency , hate and stupidity make them what they are .. bro it is waste of time to reason this despicable pple .. they dont have the faculty or the imagination or the decency of human traits. This people who like others to die and yearn others demise dispaly any kind of hysterical hpyocrazy... mataan : ogaadeen is a tribe not country and they are happy with their country .. jabuuti is a country that has nothing to do with south somalia except to play and use the Carta function as a bargaining sheep for Arab tyrants.. north, south,east, and west is a diraction not people, or country .. mj

i see no gunners fans reply to my post.. i take it you guys have nuffin to say!! lool peace UNITED 4 EVA ADIDAS 4 EVA

Listen to the voice 'cause its steering you in the right direction. I believe you're trying to be more on the religious(spiritual) side now. " I said, please it is not that you are changing yourself......this is who I am now". You are still changing, we all are, as long as we live. Try and change your situation, you might like the new you. ------------------ Tomorrow just might go my way, it cant get worse than yesterday....

Loool Common...yeah one of them is my caz..lol...you are talking about 50 gees..i know this fool his car note is 650 every month..and this fool don't even have a gas $$$$..u know what i mean..but he has 2 factory jobs..and the sad thing is he has a family a back home who needs his support.. ..i agree with bro taqwa 100%..but what i don't undersatand is why lie to urself when u know daaaaaaamn right that u can't do it. just a something 2 think about. I don't meant to upset anybody...but how about this person was ur bro or sister..would u think differently ? Asalaamu aleikum wr wb.

It is easy to mistake X-qs clear-eyed objectivity for my cynicism. No one, in her world, is worthy of the love she showers on me albeit it being unreciprocated. It falls upon me like God's redeeming grace. And there is so little to go around that we can understand the impulse for her to cut ma manhood off. All I can say is insecurity is very apparent here and guess who carries it? Well I’m not going to mention who rather leave it to the forumers to decide. ------------------ There is no Sin Greater Than Ignorance R.Kipling ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

hey whats up Fa sho I'm gonna be emailing you because I need some advice.......... hope you can give me good advice bye!!!

hey whats up Fa sho I'm gonna be emailing you because I need some advice.......... hope you can give me good advice bye!!!

hey whats up Fa sho I'm gonna be emailing you because I need some advice.......... hope you can give me good advice bye!!!

Personally i want some one who can communicate well, respects me, and my parents willing to share everything even if it is the cooking or cleaning th house..not afraid to speak her mind, have a mind of her own....will tell me if anything is bothering her instead letting me guess what is wrong... and last but not least some one who ilaaheey ka cabsanayso That is all..not asking that much. Macsalaama.

LoL - Here's What Some of those Kids Say: When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me arse was wed Me Mudder Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee if I could not Me Mudder And when the morning light would come And in me crib me dribbled some Who wiped me tiny widdle bum Me Mudder Who would me hair so neatly part And hug me gently to her heart Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart Me Mudder Who looked at me with eyebrows knit And nearly have a king size fit When in me Sunday pants me s*** Me Mudder When at night her bed did squeak Me raised me head to have a peak Who yelled at me to go to sleep Me Fadder! God Bless. ------------------ "He tried to be somebody by trying to be like everybody, which makes him a nobody."

Sagal: That is some sad thing.walahi... I am all deppressed now!! ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress

looooooooooool...waryaa he mataan.. I didn't know u were like this..loooooooool.... waryaahe.. u r funny walaahi.. anyways let me tell u something...from this pics...mom rn't the only reason they r acting like that....watch all of them kids r boys...so that tell u something!! ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress

Exactly what I was talking about in one of my threads - Why would you want to tell them they "Can't Do it" or Aim Big??? After all nobody pays for their bills - They'r the ones stuck with it. So Why Do we Care? God Bless. ------------------ "He tried to be somebody by trying to be like everybody, which makes him a nobody."

A friend of mine from MSA in my school, shared this story with me.. I thought I would pass it down to you all... so enjoy it! There was a professor of philosophy who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn't exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone against him because of his reputation. At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students "If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!" In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, "Because anyone who believes in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can't do it." And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students thought that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up. Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to enroll. He was a muslim, and had heard the stories about his professor. He was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid. But for three months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or what the class thought. Nothing they said could ever shattter his faith...he hoped. Finally, the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!" The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom. The professor shouted, "You FOOL!!! If God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!" He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall. The young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and shared his faith in Islam for the next half hour 300 students stayed and listened as he told of Allah's love for them and to be the followers Of our beloved prophet Mohammed (saw) ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress

some of us have become so materialistic that we care too much what other people think....

offensive yes but soem things are painfull true in there too like if you go to other people weddins just for the beeris thats what all the boys I know did at my friends wedding and they admitted it

looooooool that made me lol too, but walahi the spit as we talk is so true. Still i am angry at the person who bursted our shameful flaws lol

these are actual church bulletins from across north america 1) Dont let worry kill you,let the church help. 2) Thursday night Potluck supper, prayer and medication follow. 3) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4) For those of you who have children and dont know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5) this afternoon there will be a meeting at the north and south ends of the church,children will be babtized at both ends 6) Tuesday 4pm there wil be an ice cream social, all ladies giving milk please come early. 7) Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the little mothers club, all wishing to be little mother please see the minister in his private study. 8) This being Easter sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay and egg on the altar. 9) On sunday the service will close with "little drops of water" one of the ladies will star (quietly)and the rest of the congregation will follow. 10) The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on friday. 11) A bean supper will be held on tuesday evening.Music will follow. 12) At the evening service tonight the topic will be "what is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practise. 13)Pastor is on vaction, massages can be given to the church secretary 14) 8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of sevral new members and to the deteriorration of some of the older ones 15) Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes 16) The senior choir invites any members of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir. 17) Scouts are saving aluminum cans,bottles, and other items to be recycled. The proceeds will be going to cripple children 18) The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julie Belzer. 19) The Associate minister unvieled the church's new campain slogan last sunday "I upped my pledge...up yours" 20) The Spring Council retreat will be hell may 10th and 11th

OMG - Most of it is really true If you place your gum in the fridge for later ---> lool Actually I've seen pple who stick it on their earlope for overnight. You talk loud on the phone because it's long distance -------> loool

U r SICK,SICK SICK ....BUT I LIKE EM..KEEP EM COMIN...