walaal horta marka hore kusoo dhawoow nomad community!!! runtii jokes qatar aat taqaan...taas waa kuu qiray..ee fadlan nooo biis nooooooooh plz plz! kunkaroon!

loooooooooooool...hahahahahahhhah

I'm taking my STNA exam next week But i'm gonna study Nursing in college starting fall 2002 if I get accepted

WHERE IS THIS IS WOMAN? WHERE IS SHE?..I WOULD TRADE FOR MY CURRENT ONE!!(LOL).... GOOD STUFF THO'

CARTANOW sheekadaasi waa mid i cajabisey sxb, Thank you walaah.

looool, ya'll made me laugh. 1st Date: She brings along her two best girlfriends - they pick a decent, quite an expensive restaurant - they eat from appetizers to desserts. 2nd Date: Its a tripple date - He brings two of his bestbuddies to keep her two sheeps busy - But they'r 3 tonight, she brought one more lol. 3rd Date: He's negotiating over the phone ie; I only want to see You, No girls pls - She says: No Girls No Date!! biggrin God bless. ------------------ "Indecision is like the stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands, he is called dirty; if he does, he is wasting the water."

CARTANOOW salaabtaasi waan kaa gudoonney, si wacan oo wanaagsan. Marka labaad sxb... Run ahaantii horey oo ma aanan maqlin hal-xilaahaad inoo soo gudbisey, hasa yeeshee waxaan aqiiney midka aan aniga soo direy ee ah 1 and 2 9. Bal hadeerna aan jawaab ka baxsho halxiraalka aan soo gudbiyey sxb. 1 and 2 9 markii af-Soomaali ahaan loo meersho, dhawaaqu wuxuu noqon sidatan; One and two nine = Wan aan tunneyn. Micnuhu waa "wan idaaleey oo aanan xiniinta laga tumin". waxaan filaya in aad i fahantey sxb Cartan. Bal ii soo sheeg sida aad u fahantey sxb. Maca salaam dhalinyaro PS: Cartan thnkx for the poem sxb laakiin garan maayo the composer of that poem. [This message has been edited by JamaaL-11 (edited 05-21-2002).]

realsista now that didn't sounded like somali girl.. more like american way to me.. but i'm still wondering how somali girls would be like so please who ever has the real thing and funny ones please do i wanna read that. take care n have fun yo'll. sallam .. 1 luv ------------------ peace in the middle east.

woow xafsa.. i just learn something from this and second damn it is so true.. wow sis.. keep the hard work.. sallam ------------------ peace in the middle east.

i see the they have the right and no one should tell u what to do lol but here is what i think.. i don't think the person meant to tell u what to do or what not to do so u guys might wanna talk about that.. but as far being parner goes if the thing is bf/gf forgot it dude.. but if it is husband and wife i think we have some right to know where the other person is going and what time to expect them back.. just put urself in the other person's shoe for minute would u want him or her just to leave and come back 2 in the morning? i don't think so.. so what they trying to do is get some info that is all. so don't take that to the heart and think oh he/she is telling me this and that.. but good luck yo.. sallam ------------------ peace in the middle east.

kool ppl.. and just one thing am i seeing to much honesty ppl here or what lol.. stay that way yo'll for me would me moody hanna i see u like me huh.. kool. ------------------ peace in the middle east.

easy first ask them not to chew but if they say no then ta ta see u in hell or heave lol.. to be honest with ya i personaly hate ppl who smoke or chew Qaat.. but if the thing is ones in a while for the fun of it yeah. but if it is everyday or everyweek thing i'll be like honey get some help like those who drink.. hi my name is --- and i'm alcoholic lol.. but good luck for u guys who chew that thing and the ones who don't may god keep u that way.. ameen.. take care and have fun yo'll. sallam ------------------ peace in the middle east.

An old Somali woman is riding in an elevator in a Toronto building(Dixon), when a young and beautiful woman going to a wedding gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive Uunsi & Perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Catar 'Romance + Al_Bakhuur' arrived lastnight from Dubai $150 per bottle!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "'Chanel No. 5'+ Cabbotine, $200 per bottle!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Brocolli + Cambuulo, 49 cents a pound." God Bless. ------------------ "Indecision is like the stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands, he is called dirty; if he does, he is wasting the water."

Yo wat's brackin wit ya man? dis yo boy Muktar Aka Q.T, am feelin it, ya can blow up even though am from Cali and i know som niggaz as talented as ya, ya got tha edge man am tellin ya jus keep on doing wit cha doin and show luv am represntin SD Cali to fullest and am out holla!

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ithaka Visit this site and have a taste of that hip .....lol they have a song i like, called "Ugly American" lol.

are we really aware that we all buy goods from jewish companies!!

Taqwa, My intention wasn't to degrade women, I came accross that hadith when I was reading a summarised version of Sahih Bukhari, under the book of menses. I have been thought to think that it's the most authentic book after the quran. Feel free to enlighten us about the hadith's authenticity, translations etc. etc and while you are at it drop the attitude!

Kamila waxba kama qabo arrinkaas aad soo jeedisey. Waad ogtahay aniga in uu leebkii jeceylka laabta iiga taagan yahay lol. See you later....

Yes, I think they have the right to tell u what u can or can't do....up to a point. And if they hav good intentions towards u....then there's no reason why u should hav a problem with what ur partner wants for u. However, from the way ur question is phrased, it sounds like the partner u r refering to may be a control freak...which could prove to be a problem.

Lady-Fatima Bisinka iyo burdaha, waa maxay waxaad sheegeyso? You are scaring the heck out of us. Are you serious coz death is not something to joke about.

I would make early Somalis (or what ever they were called at the time) LITERATE.... so that our History would be written and facts be recorded. That way we would not be so dependent on the biased versions we get from our elders (with due respect and love to them, of course). I would jeapordise the rise of the British and European Empire. Snipper, I was reading about those people (The Ajuuraan), the other day.... do they still exist? I mean, I have never heard of them untill very recently when I was reading a History book! They only ruled the Southern part of the country, tho. P.S I am really thinking about writing about Somali history, as there are not much accesible literature on the subject ... What do ya'll think?

You'r making the spouse sound like a Taliban. God Bless. ------------------ "Indecision is like the stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands, he is called dirty; if he does, he is wasting the water."

lol surf H/She shouldn't be your partner UNLESS you know them inside out that's my 2 cents later ------------------ "In the end we will conserve only what we love, we will love only what we understand, we will understand only what we are taught" --Unknown

Okey here is a good for ya You have only two containers, one which will hold 9.0 liters when filled to a mark at the top, and another which will hold 4.0 liters when filled to a similar mark. You have an unlimited supply of water, but no other equipment of any kind. How can you measure out a volume of exactly 6.0 liters of water? ------------------ "In the end we will conserve only what we love, we will love only what we understand, we will understand only what we are taught" --Unknown

Okey here is a good for ya You have only two containers, one which will hold 9.0 liters when filled to a mark at the top, and another which will hold 4.0 liters when filled to a similar mark. You have an unlimited supply of water, but no other equipment of any kind. How can you measure out a volume of exactly 6.0 liters of water? ------------------ "In the end we will conserve only what we love, we will love only what we understand, we will understand only what we are taught" --Unknown