I know the guy and he lives in neasden, north london. I actually help him some time back in southall when he had problems with the usage of paltalk. when he sits and i stand besides him, he is still taller than i am. Anyone who came to southall months ago would have seen him, indians like to run after him like kids lol and everyone stops when he is passing the streets He is tall, the world's tallent they said and hism legs seems to go bendie. I think it is coz of the weight, who knows [This message has been edited by JamaaL-11 (edited 03-08-2002).]

Honest chicka A.K.A Soul_Lady The ultimate hater!

A baby was just born. He was the perfect healthy baby boy except for one thing, he was laughing like crazy. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little thing, in front of the worried parents, but he kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded the tiny fingers to check if the hand was all right, and... guess what he found? The birth control pill! The birth control pill !

Its me again the one and only honest Nomad chicka. Thought you might like this THE HUSBAND Here I sit, in all my glory, Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story, Once had a wife--she was such a dear, Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared! Now there she sits , for hours on end, I don't care where I'm goin', don't care where I've been. It could be two, or it could be nine, she really doesn't care, long as she's online She gets outta work and rushes home, She comes in screaming at me, "Get off the phone!" Where the hell's my hug? Where is my kiss? But she's at the computer--that's all she missed! Talking to buddies, checking the mail All her priorities--I'm in cyber Hell! My stomach's growling-- it's so unfair! No clean dishes and I'm out of underwear! Drink me a beer, stare at the walls, I'll pick at my teeth while I'm scratching my balls, Farting and burping all while I pee, Can you believe she's there?? She could be with Me

THE PERFECT MAN The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love to you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way. Oh, forget this stupid poem " " " The perfect man is gay!!!! The Perfect man is GAY

LOlo....jamal.......It says no sex causes bad eyes..good one bro

LOlo....jamal.......It says no sex causes bad eyes..good one bro

Can you read what this picture says?

Can you read what this picture says?

Oh Boredom huh, well how about moving overseas to start an exciting job and finding out that the job is not very exciting, the people are not very exciting, they have no culture, speak a weird language, don't like foreigners and that there is not enough work to do to even keep me busy for half a day. Guess what I do?? I spend most of the day drawing faces on my fingers, giving each finger an identity and then improvising "humourous" situations for the fingers in their lives. For example "One day Ms Little Finger (Far_Yareey) realised that she had run out of milk and so had to visit Mrs Middle Finger(Far_Dhaxaay) who always has plenty of milk." I've transcribed over one thousands of my finger-related ramblings and am currently sending them off to TV networks in the hope of making a low-budget puppet program. *Aaaaaugh*! I'm really bored right now.. Text God Bless

I hate good days for the past two days (wednesday and thursday) i have wokin up, had a great day all day, then early evening (between 4 and 6 pm) something has gone wrong. on wednesday my girl got really ******* pissed at me for something i'm not quite sure of (her response when asked was "it wasnt soemthing you did", bullshit if it wasnt why did she hang up on me repeatedly?). and on thursday everything was GREAT until i popped up onto a curb, and blew out a 3 inch square whole in the wall of my tire. so today(friday) i have decided i will not say that this day is good nor will i say it is bad.....because i hate good days

Real funny bro..I liked the last one "Sober"..that fits me well in real life!!

Originally posted by MrJibriiL: I hope you girls love those guys who defend you even when you are at the wrongs. I know you call those kind of guys "dhoohane" but that aint me, although i doubt Quite-storm shows the signs of being one. It is unfortuante that many individuals who tend to have passion for discussion have no knowledge of how to conduct themselves. We not to protect the girls from every word that comes their way. If we(men) blindly protect them then soon another "carawelo" will be born. So to avoid that and many ugly things happening we have to make the use their brains to understand us. They need to be wifes not leaders or kings ofwhich we grant our allegiance! no they are our opposite sex. Somali girls are "queen" Somali girls are "that" is not gonna solve a problem that concern us individually. We need to comptemplate on ourselves men and women regardless of the overprotections. I can't stand to see a wife asking me to wash her feet when she is suppose to be washing it for herself and her kids. C'mon guys, for most of us it is time we should be starting up a family and we need partners whom we can trust and understand. What we need last is a partner who is self obsorbed. So, lets not advocate for girls when they can talk for themselves and present their problems with men too. Somalis say "af joogo looma adeego" Lets be realistic

LOL LIBAAX sxb, anything can be achieved if there is a will, and i think we should make something thats unique and never been done b4. Like writting a play online with everyone contributing. I know it will be the best play ever written coz the forumers are audiance and they can add what ever they like to hear. More flavas from everyone's fantasy will lead to best fiction novel but i think we can write something thats based on our experiances. We have gone through many things and i think it is time we put it in words. I know everyone is good at something and thats what we want to do. See the nomads writting what they feel and experiance.

Subject: Play Aim : Publish an online play Authors: Somaliaonline Nomads Guys, I have a good idea, i mean really if you know what'am saying. Here is the deal, --------------------------------------------- The deal is if you contribute fairly in a play written by all of us, then, you get to see the play publish as soon us the play is publish here in somaliaonline forums. --------------------------------------------- The moderator will be the admins who will make sure the relevant input goes into to the play. The play will be about the life in diaspora. Although the subject is open for discussions. You all know it can be done within a short period.

LOOOOOOOOL libaaxow, whenever i watch the wildlife TV, what i usually see is lions yawning, is that what they call boredom? lol Tempting? yeah i love it, I like to do temps for fun, ya know ofcourse the money factor is there too but tis good to be free for special places and occassions Daacuun looool, sxb you made me lough, by the way are you in new-zealand? i've learnt alittle this and that about farming kiwis in new-zealand, namean! Libaax sanka sxb keep ya head up and don't go to jail

Faduma I can't beleive you,ve seen it without me! you disapointing me again..... Here is my list of movies!...Remember the titans, Hurricane, Me myself and Irene(Jim carey is the funniest guy alive), Fast and furious.. Aplus...A.k.A..A+

Hehehe, I gotcha I know some of you thought you were gonna get a perfect match I was tricked to it too....every girl is waiting and every boy is searching....lol

Hehehe, I gotcha I know some of you thought you were gonna get a perfect match I was tricked to it too....every girl is waiting and every boy is searching....lol

For Ismahan: The most effective remedy for you to become a full somali is to have an arguments with me all the time through marraige and then be well-rounded about every aspect of somali literature. In other words, have an intriguing interaction with me whenever language, cultural identity, key assimilation componants and their improvements comes into your mind. And that for undoubtedly I will put full scale attention to the betterment of your less-than-perfect somali, dhaqan iyo dhalyo. I have personal experiences in that particular field, and due to that issue I believe I have all it takes to make you overcome those obstacles under a smooth transition, welcome to Caydiid, your brother in Muslim and in Waryaa & Waryaa. waryaa@somaliaonline.com

I wanan give shoutz to Farakhan FFK For doin' his thang. To my freind Shani, you know who you is, To all my skyhigh's, To Said AKA Adminstrator, To my peoplez in MPLS..LUV be all in my heart like whaaaaaaa...Shyne, hater i still luv ya. AG Coolest motha***** on dis planet keep it cool.Boy with the new white camry str8 love.To da rest of ya Peash i'm outa this motha*****.. Love shown!!!Holla [This message has been edited by Leamante (edited 03-08-2002).] [This message has been edited by Leamante (edited 03-20-2002).]

I wanan give shoutz to Farakhan FFK For doin' his thang. To my freind Shani, you know who you is, To all my skyhigh's, To Said AKA Adminstrator, To my peoplez in MPLS..LUV be all in my heart like whaaaaaaa...Shyne, hater i still luv ya. AG Coolest motha***** on dis planet keep it cool.Boy with the new white camry str8 love.To da rest of ya Peash i'm outa this motha*****.. Love shown!!!Holla [This message has been edited by Leamante (edited 03-08-2002).] [This message has been edited by Leamante (edited 03-20-2002).]

I wanan give shoutz to Farakhan FFK For doin' his thang. To my freind Shani, you know who you is, To all my skyhigh's, To Said AKA Adminstrator, To my peoplez in MPLS..LUV be all in my heart like whaaaaaaa...Shyne, hater i still luv ya. AG Coolest motha***** on dis planet keep it cool.Boy with the new white camry str8 love.To da rest of ya Peash i'm outa this motha*****.. Love shown!!!Holla [This message has been edited by Leamante (edited 03-08-2002).] [This message has been edited by Leamante (edited 03-20-2002).]

I wanan give shoutz to Farakhan FFK For doin' his thang. To my freind Shani, you know who you is, To all my skyhigh's, To Said AKA Adminstrator, To my peoplez in MPLS..LUV be all in my heart like whaaaaaaa...Shyne, hater i still luv ya. AG Coolest motha***** on dis planet keep it cool.Boy with the new white camry str8 love.To da rest of ya Peash i'm outa this motha*****.. Love shown!!!Holla [This message has been edited by Leamante (edited 03-08-2002).] [This message has been edited by Leamante (edited 03-20-2002).]

It is by studying little things that we attain the great knowledge of having as little misery and as much happiness as possible Mobb_Deep