The Chinese Menu. Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant Carry Out Menu MEAT DISHES 1. Bol Oxs..................Hot Meat Balls 2. Sur Kum Sihz.............Sausage Slices 3. Hol Mein Kok.............Scrag end encased in ladyfingers 4. Dik Sor..................Rolled pork fillet rubbed in chile powder 5. Eja Kul Lait.............Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce 6. Rek Tum Blok.............Oversized baked sausage 7. Long Dik.................Coq in van 8. Yu Nux...................Meatball extract 9. Veri Ti Rin..............Massive extrusion of forcemeat VEGETABLES 10. Wan Kin..................Bamboo shoots 11. Pei Sof..................Chinese leaves 12. Wot Kung Fu Dat..........Tossed salad 13. Sik In Lu................Sweet and sour hot sauce 14. Pu Bik...................Young sprouts 15. Du Reks..................Entre Coat 16. Hoo Pong In Kar See......Yellow rice with meat droppings 17. Hoo Kum On Mat...........Thick white rice on ryebread SAUCES 18. Pei Sol..................Cantonese drippings 19. Sei Men Drip.............Delicately flavoured white sauce 20. Yu Kum...................Hot custard 21. Tor Soff.................Hand-made thick white sauce 22. Hu Lade Turd.............Brown sauce with nuts 23. Fan Tom Ar Sol...........Invisible brown sauce without nuts SPECIALITIES 24. Lik Mein.................Plate of the day 25. Fug Yu...................Chinese toast 26. Munth Lei................Popular dish of the period 27. Kow Poo..................Savoury pan cakes 28. Doggi Bag................Chinese take away 29. Ho Mo....................Sausage surprise 30. Bo Gee...................Pick of the week DESSERTS 31. Vee Dee..................Spotted Dick 32. Kum In Yu................Cream Squirt 33. Yu Pong..................Crap suzette 34. Kum Lots.................Extra portion of cream 35. Ars Pik..................Chocolate fingers 36. Hoo Shat in Fann.........Chocolate spread 37. Or Jee...................Chinese stuffing on bed of mandarins 38. Es Kie Mo Kum............Frosted banana cream 39. Tu Tun On Goo Lies.......Crushed Nuts 40. Wun Hung Lo..............Mixed nuts 41. Tu Brik Smak.............Puree of nuts 42. Di Rere..................Chinese afters in aromatic sauce 43. Hu Pong..................Chinese snifters 44. Kwik Wank................Cream slice BEVERAGES 45. Yu Rine..................Jasmine Tea 46. Wob Li Tit...............Milk Shake Chopsticks extra. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

no wonder all the mooryaan look like drug addicts. well i think qaat is what destroyed us(somali) as a nation, society, and economically. but i have no idea what is the solution.thank Alaah women do not chew that thing.

thanks both of you. well bro konwayn i assume that you read some of the muxamad c/wahaab's books, have you seen anything wrong with it. so far i read only "fatxi al_majiid" and he does not even use his personal thoughts so much, he uses verses of the qur'aan and hadiith. so what is that you are against? and do you think islamicly it is ok to ask prophet(PPUH) or good people like sheikh jaylaani etc help?

bitter person's horoscope Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces screw small animals and pick their noses. Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a pain in the butt. Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist. Gemini (May 21-June 20) You are quick and intellectual, and are a thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap ******* . Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest. Cancer (June 21-July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. You are a butthead. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving *******s and kiss mirrors a lot. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Most Libra women are whores. They are known as the world's greatest liars, although they pretend innocence and lack of guilt. All Libras die of venereal disease. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-*****. Most Scorpio people are murdered. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting duped. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

This is his world, we just live in it. A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!" "So," he continues, "From now on, we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed and when I say Bell #3, we're going to make love all night!" The wife is agreeable with this arrangement. The next night, he came home from work and yelled, "Bell #1!" The wife took off all her clothes. "Bell #2!".....The wife jumped into bed. "Bell #3!"..... They began passionate loving... After two minutes, the wife yelled, "Bell #4!"..... The husband asked "What the hell is this Bell #4?" "MORE HOSE!" she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!" ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

LST, Buubto, MMA, friendlygirl_02, Zamatar, Mataan iyo Wiil-Waal ... Thank you all for your reply's...good to see you all liked the joke Salaamz

Got to give it up to u girl waa iga gishatay big time LOL. What made it even worse was, i turned my speakers up and i am sitting there looking at the table closely thinking what the hell is wrong with it.... LOL I think you can guess what happened after that...Acuudu bilaahiyo Salaam

Qat! SOme home truths.. A new research on miraa (a stimulant leaf chewed in Eastern Affrica, the Horn and Yemen, also known as qat, khat or chat) shows that it contains a chemical (cathinone) which affects the central nervous system. A new research on miraa shows that it contains a chemical (cathinone) which affects the central nervous system. Research at the University of Nairobi, says that, cathinone in miraa, affects the production of a chemical responsible for human behaviour like sadness, well being, and dopamine which triggers pleasure, elation and happiness. Cathinone stimulates excessive production of dopamine chemical than is needed in the brain. Researchers say that high accumulation of dopamine in the nervous system causes hallucinations, bizarre thoughts, schizophrenia, high blood pressure, increase in respiration, lethargy, mild depression, nightmares and alertness. Says a senior lecturer at the Department of Medical Physiology, University of Nairobi, Professor Nilesh B. Patel: "Miraa has properties that affect the chemical level in the human brain." These stimulative substances provide strong inducements for the user hunger for the daily supply and to maintain long miraa chewing periods, especially as tolerance develops with regular use. This indicates development of dependence in the user. A research conducted by the United Nations Narcotic Laboratory in 1975, indicates that miraa grown in Kenya contains the highest concentration of cathinone-14 per cent , compared to miraa from Yemen, Madagascar and Middle East that had between 0.9-3.3 per cent of cathinone. "Cathinone has the molecular structure similar to that of amphetamine that is known to be taken by athletes because of its ability to stimulate excessive release of dopamine. Excess dopamine in the nervous system causes breakdown of the enzymes and a crash in the functioning of the brain," says Prof Patel. Long journey drivers and watchmen prefer chewing miraa in order to stay awake, a situation only possible after the functioning of the nervous system has been interfered with by cathinone. Miraa causes decreased food consumption and loss of body weight. It is also suspected to have negative side effects on the reproductive functions of people who use it. Prof Patel says that withdrawal signs (from miraa use) are minor laziness, mild depression, nightmares and slight tremor. He says that physical dependence is not considered a major factor. Asked if he knows that miraa might be harmful to his health, Patrick Mbogori, 36, says that he has 16 miraa trees, has chewed miraa since he was 14 years, and he has 4 children and is healthy. "What I can confess is that I lack sleep after chewing miraa. I am also always alert. This helps me guard my trees against thieves at night. There is also this instant erection which does not die easily," he says. For Dennis Mutabari, a miraa seller in Nairobi's Eastleigh: "I stopped chewing miraa two years ago, after my health started deteriorating. I used to spend many nights awake, felt thirst always, and craved for sex, but miraa is known to fire sexual desires, but kill performance when it comes to the action!" he says. Prof Patel says that there is no known reason why sex drive is high to some miraa chewers and low to others, but opinionates that concentration of cathinone and accumulation of dopamine are some of the known reasons. "Again it depends with the type of miraa chewed, the stage of maturity of the twigs and the individuals chewing it," he adds. Currently, Kenyan scientists at the University of Nairobi, and their counterparts at the Institute of Primate Research, (IPR) Karen, in Nairobi, are experimenting miraa on rats, and male baboons. The rationale behind experimentation on baboons is to find out whether their reproductive functions are affected. The administration of miraa on rats was aimed at finding out their behaviour and especially performance of the brain system. Preliminary experimental results shows that miraa affects the rats locomotion, and increases the frequency of head shakes, meaning that various parts of the brain controlling these functions are affected by cathinone found in miraa. Miraa in Kenya is grown largely in Meru. The highest percentage is produced in Meru - North. Apart from high source of income that accrues from exporting miraa to Somalia, Ethiopia, Yemen and other countries where it is consumed, it plays a vital role in the traditional and cultural roles among Ameru, especially during marriages. Miraa is legally recognized and grown in Kenya. Miraa trees grows to a height of upto 25 meters. It is also known in other names as: khat and veve in Kenya, qat in Yemen, eschat in Ethiopia, and scientifically as Catha Edulis. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

Jabriil Your apparent question was to downlook girls with the least self-esteem, so as to take advantage out of that senseless scale of nacnac; keep up the cheap motion, sir!

Hi all again, Shaqsi, thank you. I have tried to put questions in a way less offending to my somali sisters, but the question tend to fall on those who without any justification protect the girls for better or worse. It seems most of us don't read read what the post conveys at all, but we are quick to using logic to answer any question asked. I have made myself clear, when it comes to asking questions i'd rather hear the answers from those i asked the questions not others. Please guys try to be objective sometimes, as a man you need to understand where i am coming from. Realise the need that brought this matter to be discussed coz no one. i mean no one brother is here to insult or degrade the dignity our girls do have. Girls, it is time you ask those brother who on you behalf answer the questions you've been asked to stop. I don't think we will be in a position to understand each other as males and females if this habbit of blind protection continues. --------------- Read before you attack me, it maybe me who is on your side. [This message has been edited by MrJibriiL (edited 03-10-2002).]

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Medium at the upper compartment n large at the bottom. I got the guys heads spinning anytime I pass by...so I have no worries about my weight.. it always head down south anyways....as far as my face goes.. I think I could pass the test.....hehehehehehe As for Jaber: Tits it is...keep checking them out...soon u shall find ur mate.. Petite: loooooool.. that was good one...hurrah for the thin, thick n unproportionate sisters like me.. ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress

Read most of what Jibril wrote n ofcouse some of the better responses to his episode. However, I see that most pple around here dont read rather go for the knee jack reaction. That in itself doesnt solve aproblem or do anyone good. Im not going to comment on what Jibril has aired out on here but just say that try to understand what he is saying and analyse why he said it. So to all the bros n sisters who take part in this/any discussion, It would be advisable that you read what one writes carefully then give the best possible answer you can give. Regagitating wont help so make you point count and still look respectful.Text ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

salaam i heard that music, singing, and dancing is haraam but also some people say it depends the content of the song and dancing is ok if you dancing front of muslim women only, well i'm kind of confused is it haraam or not haraam that is what i want to know.

actually i do not have favorite movie, but i liked meet the parents and recently i have seen beautifull mind. and it was nice. those who are into egyptian movies, i think they were nice before they tried to look like westerners. about caadil imaam, i do not like his movies at all. and mma the guy you mantioned his name is axmad zaki.

When am bord at work I go out and walk around the city. I look around at every person I go by and if any of them look interesting (i.e. a h*t girl, someone that looks lost, an old lady crxing the road, etc.) I go and start a convo. It really bets running around the office naked. -ug

Mine would be... Meesage in a bottle persuasion bodyguard love&basketball love jones pretty woman authum in NY dil wale dulhaniya le jaye Aaina ana wa inta hablayahow hadmaad guursan doontaan( since somalis don't have movies) If iyo aaqiro.... My guess is this much is enough..he ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress

Silent_Guy..u claim to being silent yet u make the most noise around here... This was a beautiful poem... keep up the gr8 job.... ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress

i'm not into this discussion, but the name wahaabi cought my eye. was not sheikh muxamad ibn c/wahaab religious and well respected scholar.i thought only westerners use that name to divide muslims. and why some people are against him?. peace [This message has been edited by bulo (edited 03-09-2002).]

In what way?

Another incapable brother/sister who can't air his/her views independently, thats what i'd call you. [This message has been edited by MrJibriiL (edited 03-08-2002).]

SALAAMZ ALL FIRSTLY FATIMA...I SALUTYOU FOR TRYING! QUIET STORM...I SALUTE U FOR YOUR 3 PAGE ESSAY...BECAUSE IT TAKES NOT AN ESSAY BUT A BOOK TO GET THROUGH TO THIS GUY. BASICALLY MR....WHOEVER STARTED THIS TOPIC 1) DON'T GENERLISE! 2)...ASK YA DAMN QUESTION INSTEAD OF GOING ROUND IN CIRSCLES! 3) DO U LIKE ATTENTION...U LOOK LIKE U DO! 4)IF U DON'T WANT SOMALI WOMEN... MOVE DA HELL ON! 5)..BE A MAN AND ACCEPT WHEN YOUR WRONG THE TRUTH IS BLACK AND WHITE AS U SAY! SO ACCEPTIT. I PRAY THAT ALLAH HELPS YOU....AMEEEEEEN I PRY THAT YOU LEARN TO REPSCT YOUR SOMALI WOMAN.....YOUR MOTHER, YOUR AUNTS, AND SISTERTextDON'T GENERALISEText

A little poem about reality, i know i was rude and crook But you made me wonna freak Women i trusted my own heart Thinking i'll never get hurt I know you are hidding knifes Planning to stab me at nights I'd rather die from a gun shot knife do make me wonna sprint Run naked in broad day light Till neighbours cry with fright Remember when i knelt to propose You said i look like an arse I don't know why i married you in the first place *weeps**sobs** [This message has been edited by MrJibriiL (edited 03-08-2002).]