"Somali guys are suck". Thats what this lost girl said. And before that she said that she goes to the University of California(UC). Girl plzzz, the McDonalds' Hamburger Institute won't accept you with that kind of grammer let alone the UC system.

DAMN THAT WAS FUNNY BRO! MILK MAN! HUH WHERE THIS HAPPEN! KENYA?

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thanx guys, Hiboooo . Jamaal_11 your poems inspire me walaahay, keep the good work bro.

Bell #4 You could do alot better then that.

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This is what... This what they want huh? This is what it's all about.. What? Time to take Affirmative Action son They just don't understand, youknowImean? Niggaz comin sideways thinkin stuff is sweet man Yknahmean? Yo, sit back relax catchin contacts, sip your cog-nac And let's all wash this money through this laundry mat Sneak attack, a new cat sit back, worth top dollar In fact, touch mines, and I'll react like a Rottweiler Who pull the late, we play for high stakes at gunpoint Catch em and break, undress em tie em with tape, no escape The Corleone, fettucini Capone Roam in your own zone or get kidnapped and clapped in your dome We got it sewn, The Firm art of war is unknown Lower your tone, face it, homicide cases get blown Aristocrats, politickin daily with diplomats See me I'm an official mack, Lex Coupe triple black

This is what... This what they want huh? This is what it's all about.. What? Time to take Affirmative Action son They just don't understand, youknowImean? Niggaz comin sideways thinkin stuff is sweet man Yknahmean? Yo, sit back relax catchin contacts, sip your cog-nac And let's all wash this money through this laundry mat Sneak attack, a new cat sit back, worth top dollar In fact, touch mines, and I'll react like a Rottweiler Who pull the late, we play for high stakes at gunpoint Catch em and break, undress em tie em with tape, no escape The Corleone, fettucini Capone Roam in your own zone or get kidnapped and clapped in your dome We got it sewn, The Firm art of war is unknown Lower your tone, face it, homicide cases get blown Aristocrats, politickin daily with diplomats See me I'm an official mack, Lex Coupe triple black

This is what... This what they want huh? This is what it's all about.. What? Time to take Affirmative Action son They just don't understand, youknowImean? Niggaz comin sideways thinkin stuff is sweet man Yknahmean? Yo, sit back relax catchin contacts, sip your cog-nac And let's all wash this money through this laundry mat Sneak attack, a new cat sit back, worth top dollar In fact, touch mines, and I'll react like a Rottweiler Who pull the late, we play for high stakes at gunpoint Catch em and break, undress em tie em with tape, no escape The Corleone, fettucini Capone Roam in your own zone or get kidnapped and clapped in your dome We got it sewn, The Firm art of war is unknown Lower your tone, face it, homicide cases get blown Aristocrats, politickin daily with diplomats See me I'm an official mack, Lex Coupe triple black

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I K now What Girls Like! Peep the scripts Gold honey from the whips Jumped out like YO! Who the **** you with Flash the juice 'cause that's the rule Damn I like a girl who spend a little cash for her shoes *** Natural - Can I get at you? Saw a spot on the body look nice with a tattoo With my name, but didn't want to jump the gun I Didn't Know how many niggas was humping hon I said I never seen a face like yours before And I been around some cute whores before That either me or my boys tore it up before So I'm hoping you different Let you push the 6 And give you a different life and Baby if it's right jump on it in the morning And ride it 'til the night Want to buy you real jury when it hits the light *****es are momentarily lose they sight SHE SAID So want a cutie with a booty like OW! Deeper than the MOW! Airy Shine like TADOW! But I'm a real ***** so you know I do real things Only real *****es live like queens - Get it? Safety deposit in the walk-in closet Marvel Forts is for matching Rolls Royce's In the driveway from Monday to Friday I be the richest, shitting on these *****es While chickens cluck giving up the butt I blaze the cut with the daddy raw buff You can call me a slut Who gives a **** That's fine nigga shit I'm a good with mine I can tell by your shoes you know what I want **** a prenup give me half up front My sex be the best so we split these costs You can stop saying mine And start saying ours

I K now What Girls Like! Peep the scripts Gold honey from the whips Jumped out like YO! Who the **** you with Flash the juice 'cause that's the rule Damn I like a girl who spend a little cash for her shoes *** Natural - Can I get at you? Saw a spot on the body look nice with a tattoo With my name, but didn't want to jump the gun I Didn't Know how many niggas was humping hon I said I never seen a face like yours before And I been around some cute whores before That either me or my boys tore it up before So I'm hoping you different Let you push the 6 And give you a different life and Baby if it's right jump on it in the morning And ride it 'til the night Want to buy you real jury when it hits the light *****es are momentarily lose they sight SHE SAID So want a cutie with a booty like OW! Deeper than the MOW! Airy Shine like TADOW! But I'm a real ***** so you know I do real things Only real *****es live like queens - Get it? Safety deposit in the walk-in closet Marvel Forts is for matching Rolls Royce's In the driveway from Monday to Friday I be the richest, shitting on these *****es While chickens cluck giving up the butt I blaze the cut with the daddy raw buff You can call me a slut Who gives a **** That's fine nigga shit I'm a good with mine I can tell by your shoes you know what I want **** a prenup give me half up front My sex be the best so we split these costs You can stop saying mine And start saying ours

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The golden child chop that ass up you was holding out let the streets be the court and the corners hold the trial fatal not fictitious, I rock the cable 86 shit, foreign cars with crazy *****es, mad smoke makes me able to quote, soliciting, images of that murder wrote a provocative plan can bring a knot to my hand as the pyrimad can stan on top of the sand in the heat of the moment like Farrakhan said we need atonement bullet proof glass, 5-classes chrome kitted up calicones lifted up. I didn't get touched checking my nuts I stood up and lit a dutch knowing how these niggas tattle sneak move get the drop, one shot without the gun battle so when you run the lead travel I come through it's taboo 96 ways to clap

The golden child chop that ass up you was holding out let the streets be the court and the corners hold the trial fatal not fictitious, I rock the cable 86 shit, foreign cars with crazy *****es, mad smoke makes me able to quote, soliciting, images of that murder wrote a provocative plan can bring a knot to my hand as the pyrimad can stan on top of the sand in the heat of the moment like Farrakhan said we need atonement bullet proof glass, 5-classes chrome kitted up calicones lifted up. I didn't get touched checking my nuts I stood up and lit a dutch knowing how these niggas tattle sneak move get the drop, one shot without the gun battle so when you run the lead travel I come through it's taboo 96 ways to clap

The golden child chop that ass up you was holding out let the streets be the court and the corners hold the trial fatal not fictitious, I rock the cable 86 shit, foreign cars with crazy *****es, mad smoke makes me able to quote, soliciting, images of that murder wrote a provocative plan can bring a knot to my hand as the pyrimad can stan on top of the sand in the heat of the moment like Farrakhan said we need atonement bullet proof glass, 5-classes chrome kitted up calicones lifted up. I didn't get touched checking my nuts I stood up and lit a dutch knowing how these niggas tattle sneak move get the drop, one shot without the gun battle so when you run the lead travel I come through it's taboo 96 ways to clap

The golden child chop that ass up you was holding out let the streets be the court and the corners hold the trial fatal not fictitious, I rock the cable 86 shit, foreign cars with crazy *****es, mad smoke makes me able to quote, soliciting, images of that murder wrote a provocative plan can bring a knot to my hand as the pyrimad can stan on top of the sand in the heat of the moment like Farrakhan said we need atonement bullet proof glass, 5-classes chrome kitted up calicones lifted up. I didn't get touched checking my nuts I stood up and lit a dutch knowing how these niggas tattle sneak move get the drop, one shot without the gun battle so when you run the lead travel I come through it's taboo 96 ways to clap

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Sup lulla It depends on where they talk about .... if a geezer says "U got nice eyes" .. i'd be flattered. If he said he like my nails , i'd be worried lol But if they talk about places they shouldn't be looking at in the 1st place (which they do anyways) .. i'd just give them the "in ya dreams" or the "drop dead U bloody moron" look. Somali bres are aight, they know their limits .... bideh dudes get on my last nerves ... esp. when they give U that 'sick' look .. U ladies know what i am on , right! end of da day ... talk is cheap .. let they talk all they want!

Men's Advice To Women ..Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ..If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it. ..Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one. ..Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Faisal Roble and his Mother don't know eventually the fact that my own family are those who hate the capricious Americans at any demensions in life. I also hate their hypocritical policy towards any human species that doesn't match their characteristics, and of course I don't blame Roble's mother who said so becuase of her ignorance, but Faisal himself who was primerily been brainwashed and then left nothing except his dimwit favoritism to America. the word "sinji" best defines his devalued personality that he considered nobody in humanly perspectives, but rages materialistic point of view to better vain what he doesn't belong at the first stage. Therefore, SINJI-GAALO, comes into my mind, that he is either homogenious and have some infidel traits in his blood, or else he is backing up the idea of being part of rotten white civilizations who should somehow intermingled Tribe X for their will of love upon GAALO.

When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you? The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"