Sister, forget about the wonder bra and all, i say go and HAVE KIDS and you'll also be complaining how they are big and sagging they are.

Believe me lady_hustla i would have rolled my eyez at you and gossip about you. I don't blame the braid's deadly looks. Believe me you've would have got some from me. Never the less you had an excuse that the braide didn't know even if she did still u will get :rolleyes: lol@third cousinz I'm sticking with you samira...same wedding style. have you thought about none of them really go overseas for honeymoon...it's kindda a tradation they ignore.

hi, right back at u

Okay, so i decided to attend this latest wedding in my town. I got all dresses up for it, i looked absoultely smashing. I admired my reflection, i was indeed stunning. We arrived at 9.00pm, the wedding didn't start untill 11pm. So the bride arrives late (as usual), i was truelly beguiled by the atmosphere, it was amazing. To my horror the bridemaids are wearing white dresses, what on earth was that all about??? Bridesmaids were suppose to wear colours other than white. Eg: Purple I later realise they were trying to imatate a "GAALOS" wedding. The flower girl did terrible job, after all she was only four years old. I nearly died of heart attack when the groom pulled out the rings, he tried to place it on the right, yaa allah, i was speachless, all i could hear was his 15 years old newph whispering "abti it goes on the left hand". It didn't stop right there, the countless mistakes continued through the whole night, while I sat at the back observing the scenery and the endless "UUUUULLLAAAUUUULAAAA" sound which reminded me of ZENA, in action. At some point i felt i had to take more drastic measures. But what could i do, i was only a guest and my clapping was needed to contribute to the african beat. And to display my beauty to make the wedding, PROPER. We finally made to the cutting cake scene, the bride and groom were to cut the cake together not yet having the slightest idea that it is to prevent a childless marriage. You guessed it right, the groom did the cutting alone while his wife did all the no smiles for the camera. That didn't at all, restore my sanity. I found myself in this predicament situation, with no way out. What made me laugh hystrically was the fact as the bride was departuring she throwed her bouquet, and some married woman caught it. What a night it was. :confused: What i don't understand is imatating this gaalo's wedding, does this consider them as civiled people??? I mean if you gonna imatate it, as might as well do it WELL, and right and not to mention to follow the correct procedures. Why can't they stick to there 'dhiil, guntino and dirac' as well as have the camera rolling. :rolleyes:

YES, i beleive in BAD magic...that ppl can perform. Which was revealed in hadith and so on. So all of us should beleive in magic, bad magic they ain't no good magic that natural ppl can do.(i don't think so) God, doesn't perfoem magic..honey it ain't magic it's suprior power.

To be a BETTER person.

In'sha'allah i would be alive in 12 to 13 years. Health: In a good health, relaxed, not stressed and enjoying life to the fullest. Job: Nurse/Pulic Health/Midwifery and working in DUBAI. Family: Married, 10 kids...five boys and five girls, if possible more and more kids. Education Status: Double degree, honours,masters and PH.D In-sha-allah my dream will come true and that all these events take place in one point of my life. amin.amin.amin.

Walahi, abdul i agree with you...but some ppl use as an excuse for saying it due to there location. Aboowe, macaane tigernoir....yuk! was that seducative or what. I'm gonna stick to "huunne" tigernoir(check dijoubti skills out) Sensitive lately Hmmm! i'll take your word for that, I kindda noticed some difference in me. Nayaa, is rude word and it should be laballed rude and ppl like tiger use that word. Dis repectful ppl like tiger. Ops!No hard feelings. In future nomads don't use that word it's equvilant to the "F" word. I've been lately getting DEATH THEARTS ON MY MESSAGE INBOX...and i'm sensing it's tiger...god knows how many death threats i get. Chill ppl and chill tiger i think u got, caught OUT. You multi-personality freak. Is it you whose been doing this???

i'm not good at this but i'm guessing AL-ACRAAF which was all once revealed am i right????

After constant debate with others this word could not be classified as rude or not. We all know the bad words and people are well aware it. But 'nayaa' takes a different angle and tone and I had a quite had time to accept this word or not. Personally speaking i call my girlfriends "nayaa could you get me that" "nayaa i'll call u later" I've noticed not most say nayaa to me...and most of my friends come from different location in somalia to me. I've heard people say "nayaa" would depend on where, in somalia you come from. I have to say i'm the lost generation, the new generation yet i don't have a clue whether it would be rude in my location in somalia. Girls: would u mind if one of your friends called you nayaa??? or If some dude called you nayaa??? Well to me, i have decided that since i call my girls nayaa and it's a habit that i can't stop and i don't mind if they call me nayaa. I've never been called "nayaa" by a guy in real life...in this cyber would i must say we have rude pimps. I think it's RUDE for a guy to call a chick nayaa stead he should say abaayo or walaalo. It just shows lack of respect. I never use the word "waraa" it's not listed in my vocab list somehow. And guys... what would u call your sisters. and why say nayaa??? *Nayaa and it's implication it has...is hard.*

i can't belive i'm doing this but HEY WHO CARES i must admit i have little crush on SOMALIAONLINE PRESIDENT ...nothing big. I admire: Jamal-11(for his intelligence), Ameenah(the beloved one),Sujui-1(for his particapation in all intellectual disscussions which i admire and great sense of humour.) and THE-GIRL-OF-UR-DREAMS(i love her for her realistic point, and approachable disscussions towards political issues that are existing in our world.)

All i know is that i will never go back there.(Kenya) Kenyan education..i wouldn't know...since i was never educated in kenya.(thank Allah)

All i know is that i will never go back there.(Kenya) Kenyan education..i wouldn't know...since i was never educated in kenya.(thank Allah)

Somalia ladies are the prettiest out of the whole AFRICANS. I don't know about the egyptians.

I would definetly go on it. I didn't hear anything regarding on the islamic laws about fertilty DRUGS.

The Award for Miss SomaliaOnline goes to ....STHLM lady. I would definetly recommend her. lol@Jeenyo "PURE" is only considered one to represent Dijuobti. Thanks OG_Moti....lol@ "simply it is a cheap trick of few men who are sauxualu unstable" I thought more women watched miss world then man...but then again ain't their more wonen then man in THE WORLD. What can a man really get from watching MISS WORLD???

NEW GENERATION.....GENERATION X. So down with the old but we need to start our own and leave all that behind. But do still value the good and renew the bad.

LOOOOOOOOOOLZ@SUJU Sanit(ST)...not even close Kenya...plz

LOOOOOOOOOOLZ@SUJU Sanit(ST)...not even close Kenya...plz

Abdul: I can only ridicule with laughter. hahahahaha cause you don't know the real facts. What you need is a wake up call from Nasra, and i'm glad to do it. Off the Track...Hmmm! what an assumption you made? may i say "lame" and "undescriptive" you are. First of all get your facts right...believe me there are lots of girls who would love to enter it or take apart of this contest...yes it's ismalically wrong and morally Hmmm! maybe to you. Correct me if i am wrong we have sisterz who...smoke,drink,do forbidden sins,going to clubs,uncovered,seeing non islamic men...etc so the list goes on. Now tell me what's woseter than that huh??? Not are they only somalian-muslim yet but muslims do commint these sins. And i honestly beleive there is some chicks out there who would love to be part of it. Ops! did i say a 20year old, i meant no parent can control any of there kids...even if that kid is way below 20. We all know that's for a fact...a parent can advice but not stop. Whether they are muslims or jews is not the point. The point is that all parents can not CONTROL there kids. Abdul me as a somalia-muslim sista would say that loud and clear...no parent can control they kids i repeat... no parents can control there kids. Have you ever heard prophet noah's story about his son??? argue with that??? you couldn't. Not to mention that this story of prophet noah clearly supports my statement with no question asked. Islamic name...what can i say? living in the outbacks of south africa has got you effected in many ways. Yes my name is an islamic name yet level of belief is not contradicted by my name. REAL CASE: i can't say his name but this kid was named the best and rare name of all times...i must say i was shocked myself...the meaning of his name was someone whose religious and manered...and he's behaviour is outrages walahi and to top it off he got expelled from an islamic school he had displayed not even one the qulaities he's named meant. Yet he's name is well understood by all and it's very rare and catchy name. So again my confused brother i can ony ridicle you with laughter. Putting on a brillant performance is not trying to be intimated by me abdul... but you are only being iggnorant about the real facts that i only like to display.

SOMEONE HELP i went to this somali school in Xamar in madina...we had yellow uniforms or orange it was private isalamic school(something like that)...and i can't remeber the name at all nor does my family. That was one school i will never forget the history that happen. Best school. Anyone know the name???

SOMEONE HELP i went to this somali school in Xamar in madina...we had yellow uniforms or orange it was private isalamic school(something like that)...and i can't remeber the name at all nor does my family. That was one school i will never forget the history that happen. Best school. Anyone know the name???

Tigenoir Jeenyo...candaian chicks are quite good looking on those wedding tapes i watch, once a while and i do really have to suggest Toronto chicks too. Og_Moti, i have to agree with you, then disagree with you. Have you noticed that these women are do not only have the beauty but also brains. Just see they profile...i have to say some do hold a profeesional jobs. Actually they all do. So guys can not only look at beauty but also consider Brains as well as talent. I'm sure they all masters in the IQ, cooking, degree, beauty contest. (see for yourself) "when i see them i just see dolls move" lolz are u talking about they beauty that they just happen to be well structured and fine. I can already see you drippling. We really need to Dispaly Somalia. We need to find a somalian chick who displays all these qualities and have her represent somalia. And i would love to see Miss Dijioubti. I don't remember missing one miss world series ever since i got here. To make me enjoy more, i would like someone to represent Somalia and also Dijoubti and forever i shall watch. MISS SOMALIA IS OUT THERE AND I SHALL DISCOVER HER AND SUPPORT HER.

YUR! Miskiin Macruuf hana cunin Tigernoir: What do u really have aganist me? you alwayz mis read my comments. :rolleyes: Chill brother. Me playing hate...you got to be joking me. Like Ameenah said it was a plain joke on somaliland. For you information i'm also recommending MISS DIJIOUBTI...i truely beleive that they will do better than MISS SOMALIA since it's a stable and indepentent country. Thanks Nuune...but i wouldn't do it for all the money in the world. Ballerz...are u okay...cause i was not applying to somalilnd sisterz but the NATION so called SOMALILAND. I was thinking more like not having MISS SOMALILAND. Correct me if i am wrong this ain't about that tribe or being jealous...are u sick man??? I'm sure MISS SOMALIA could come from somalialand. But again...chill and read carefully and understand where i'm coming from. Stead of jumping to conclusion. WHICH U HAVE ALREADY DONE. Che Guvrea...ya, in a way it's a bad place. I'm sure few sisterz would love to be apart of it. I'm not dizzing the ppl but the idea of having miss somaliand would truely be not good. Cause we need someone to represent whole somalia. And djioubti(as it's own). Somaliand...what the hell...have u ever heard of LondonLand, AmericaLand, or AfganLand not alot of ppl being the west would know the differnce between Miss Somalialnd and Miss Somalia and alot ppl do not reconginse what somaliland is only us the somlaians reconginse it right???. STHLM lady..i know. Lady hustla..you right on that one. But a parent can't stop a 20 year old. Well done ADMIN.

It's about time we should have MISS SOMALIA...i'm sure those community pics of those young and talented girls COULD ENTER the contest. No....for those somalialnderz don't even think about MISS SOMALILAND...not internationally recongined. Come on UK sisterz...lead the way and USA sisterz. Bit of support and we could have MISS SOMALIA.