Salam Professor!, I hope you have a pleasant stay!. You might come across some procative words but try to ignore any vile camels!!!. :rolleyes: As for me...I come and go like a Glider but I am mostly cruising the planet for the right fish to catch.... W/Salam

A Crazy Bandit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovely poem....Keep it up!.

This was sent from a truly special lady..Hope you enjoy it! To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident... To! realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

LOL..Well walaal, this was a humourous ting I got from a friend so I thought I might as well pass it on...I am sure you found it hilarious! Cont. P.S PM me for some live updates!.

^^^^Ameenah....Meme kiswahili yangu ni inzurisana. Na jua luqa tatu. English, Somali and kiswahili!. Sasa kuna walendo wengi sana hapa wanajifanya wanajua kiswahili!.LOOOOOOOL. If you dont understand what I have said then plz get a translator!. Peace. P.S Nakupenda sana Caramel Kisses!. Cont

Why men Lie!!! One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, God appeared and asked," Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. Then God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" God asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." God again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" he asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." God went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" God asked. The woodcutter replied," Yes." God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out,God again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh God , my wife has fallen into the water!" God went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" he asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. God was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me God. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You wi l l come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But God , I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said 'yes' this time." The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable and useful reason...

Masha'allah if he has a PHD at 22!. Finding a sister that is descent is ten times harder than his education so he might as well do a little pilgrimage around the planet!. W/Salam C.B P.S Did you know that rogue africans from africa tend to buy education papers?..LOL

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C.B. What up hun? How you been doing? Seems like you got these girls on lock. Lol. I am just sharing knowledge walaal!..LOOOOOOL. I am fine and well and everything is wicked!. Hope T-dot is kicking just the way I imagined it!. chao for now until next time!! C.B

Just remeber to make dua, pray and to do your work!!!. Allah will not give you the success you deserve if you dont study and expect to know the contents of the exam!. Also you need to work alone unless you have a group assignment or you want to discuss certain area's that you are weak at!. Working with a group will make you think as a group but not as an individual which is the key stategy to passing an exam. Revise as a group but remember to do most of your revision alone as it will make you really understand the subject!!! I do MSc Management Science so these sites might be of help to you: http://www.stats.gla.ac.uk/steps/glossary/index.html http://www.une.edu.au/WebStat/ http://mcgraw-hill.co.uk/openup/spss/index.htm http://faculty.vassar.edu/~lowry/VassarStats.html Peace. Cont.

but never the less, one sweet thing, i did, was i gave someone food, while i was hungary too. i fed him first, and he didn't notice i was hungary like him too. ...Well I seem to sense that some guys here want me to elaborate on sweet things so here it comes: * Praying. * Reciting dua's. * Giving my mum and dad a hug. * Treating my family to presents when I came from abroad. * Shunning evil when it looks at me in the eye On the boyfriend/girlfriend level...then please refer to my fifth point above! Remeber that sweet things should be done from your heart and you have to mean it 100%. Peace. Cont.

I dont know how to deal with SHYNESS because it is hereditary!. Shy people generally tend to have good manners, respect and have been brought up in a well loved home and so interacting with a new environment becomes difficult because they feel alienated!. Peace. Cont.

^^^^^Its good that someone understands where I am coming from!!! Huda it is good to be confrontational when it is time to be!. Remember our arguments over maritial status?. I am just being humourous! Peace. Cont.

If it was true then I would go on a hunting Safari to that faggot village and show them what a gun feels like!!! Peace. Cont.

^^^^^I am talking about married people but Huda seems to object to my post so I will leave this type of topic for her! Huda wuu iska celin karaa- she is only wax yaroo dhuuban .I did not know that. I will invite her to KFC!!! Nafta: Thank you for your contribution!. Peace. Cont.

Well...I cant really remember the last time I did a sweet thing for somebody but I like to keep tings xalal so in allah's eyes I always strive to do sweet deeds! Peace Cont.

^^^^^^^...LOL. Good point sis!. I like the way you defended your views. You are definetly in my special list!. Cont. x

Although I agree with some of your points, let me tell you that you have the uneducated impression of Somali Men. IJABO Could you imagine investing your emotional and physical being to every body in the house and still keep a good 9-5 job career ? A man could never do that, he was not made for that. Some men do that like my father so dont put all the Somali men in one category! :mad: :mad: My mother is highly educated woman, majored in a Economics, and worked as a director of the Ministry of Finance before the war, she had a car and a villa before she met my dad. those days women had help in child bearing, they had maides all over. Alot of women worked for Siyaad Baree. My mother was also a Civil Servant but that is history now and should be forgotten because it is painful to remember how many people died during his era. Alot of my relatives were killed by him simply for being educated!!! :mad: In conlusion, it is my personal wish that Somali men should just stop hating on their sisters and being ashamed of them. I never ever ever heard of a Somali man being ashamed of his nomad queens!. Again, you are refering to Merfish dealers! :eek: The bottom line, we are better than you, more educated than you, stronger than you , more patient than you. So dont hate us , blame us, patronize us, demean us and belittle us to a few alcohol drinking girls that you saw in last weeks rewayad at stratford! There are many others out there which you could only dream to be like! Why you behaving like a hater!. You need to take a chill pill!. Haarun: Ijabo even tho' I blv ur mom is well educated, again remember to work for Siyad's goverment or to hold a high rank position didn't need no education.. ....Siyaad gave top jobs to people who were educated regardless of tribe!. It was towards the end when he became nasty because he wanted to stay in power until he died!!!. The views above are mine alone so feel free to express your views to my comments!. Peace. Cont.

WaLaal...Yes that is a good point. I would like to leave this earth listening to Surah Yasin and reciting "laa ilahaa ilaah laa Muhammada Rasululah". The post that I created is intended to let people aware that death is around the corner and it will strike you when you dont suspect it so be prepared early! :eek: Live each day as if it is your last day on earth! Peace. C.B.

Caramel Kisses: Let me give you a big hug for sticking by me!. I was sharing knowledge but some people dont understand my humour! *Maryan*: sheeka miyaa tass. Hada lee maa ogaatay. Is that the way to talk to a brother?. I posted that to give my views!. Seems to me that you are not fond of this topic. I will try to be sensitive in the near future! :rolleyes: Huda: Is my magic working on you?. :eek: I support all views so if you have a point to argue then please do so!. Peace. Cont P.S Keep posting

^^^^^^^Thanks bro. Just sharing knowledge. Huda. It is strange that you are trying to preach religion to me when your maritial status is blank. I like to keep things sweet and xalal so it should be clear which side you are on! :eek: Cont.

This post applies to >>>>>*Maryan*...LOL Peace. D. P.S It is about religion and personality!

^^^^^Cubcake, this is a scenario!. I just got it from a friend and thought of sharing it with my lovely mates of SOL!. As for my quote, it is just the real me!. I get the feeling that you are trying to embarass me!. Alot of people have tried and they failed so welcome to Conts life!. Peace. Cont. P.S Why is your maritial status >>>?.....mmmmmmm

^^^^^I am just sharing knowledge. Is that a crime? :rolleyes: Peace D.