This question is addressed to the male and female audience so you shouldn't jump into unjustifiable conclusions DA-BEAST!. I would just wait and relax and see whether the friendship lasts before i approach my best friend for a more personal experience. I dont take things for granted though. Friendships die and i just think boyfriend/girlfriend relationships are just a waste of time if you are not going to settle with that person!. Personally I feel that if you are meant to be together then you will inshallah. Remember that your destiny has already been written. Wait and see the outcome sis!.

U are something out of this planet PAKI!. I think you need serious help. After reading your posts, i have come to the conclusion that u are violating your rights in this forum!. This is a free speech forum but your nazi comments dont belong here son!.

My way of relaxing is to take a long walk in the countryside in the evening for relaxation after a long day studying and to come home for a long hot shower!. Nap time must follow. What would you do in order to relax after a long day at work?

Would you go into further education and then look for a job that pays good wages after graduation or would you rather go to full time employment after college?. Which one would best suit you and why?

Would you go into further education and then look for a job that pays good wages after graduation or would you rather go to full time employment after college?. Which one would best suit you and why?

Thanks for the Comments. I aint heartbroken bro but pissed off with this western culture. Its just that i dont believe in boyfriend/girfriend relationships in this new millenium. Best bet is to hook up with someone you already know. You run out of gas quickly if you try to go for the easy fix, i.e temporary rides!

I got this joke from the net. If i am a disgrace then you must be an Angel paki!

Do you agree with me that boyfriend/girlfriend relationships are a pain in the ****?. You spend alot, waste alot of time, get into alot of heartache and most of all the contract ends to soon!. Why bother when it is only a short ride?.

Think of this for a moment walal. If you were to change anything in your life right now, what would it be?.

Abkaa kuprii baraabar hee Paki?. Nahi kuprii!

You need to relax and take a chill pill Nafisa. You sound like you have some attitude!. Your name sounds nice but i am beginning to question your personality. I aint desperate if you want to know. I bet you want to know if i am attached or not!. Thats my private life. But i am far from being desperate. Your Signature is not even in the same league as mine let alone being the same!. This topic was just a starter to analyse the psychological feelings somali women have for somali men. Having analysed you from this post and previous posts, i know i should sentence you to go to a psychaitrist for having no justifiable evidence in your case for that ruthless attack!. Case Closed.

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend a sex filled afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady!

I was joking SAGAL. Really she should chill about how she looks and appreciate it coz some people dont have a leg or arm!. Say mashallah and walk proud sister.

Apart from you two, everyone else understands what i wrote. I get annoyed with people who ask me to rephrase a question. Sorry guys but you are reading between the lines. Next time why dont you come up and give me a better reply. lol

Basically it depends on the mood of the person you are approaching. Dont assume that you will get lucky! . It takes a long time to get your chat up lines to a perfectionist level. I suggest you get the English Concise Dictionary and i am sure that you can come up with some fabulous chat up phrases . Enjoy Reading!

Dont hate it walal. I dont mind u being flat chested at all, coz i can use u as an ironing board to iron my clothes

Thank you very much. I appreciate it Jawahir. LOL

Did you know khaat causes erection problems?. It has been proven by well respected professors in Europe. I know you sisters would dissaprove your man to be chewing this if only you knew what they came up with in their research!. Personally i dont give a hoot whether it is banned or not but the health risks to eating khaat should not be ignored as i am sure you know or have someone in your circles that loves that stuff!. Khaat is what drives some Somali men to failure. It is a substitute to get rid of frustation especially amongst the unemployed. So to the sisters in this forum, i urge you to give a thumbs down to Khaat!!

It is in all the rooms bro!. I am just giving advice and seeking questions bro. I am sure you will do the same thing. I think and write alot man so enjoy coz their is more posts to come.

Rasulullah S.A.W. said "Jannat lies under the feet of your mother"... Rasulullah S.A.W. said "if you read the kalima with conviction just once...Jannah becomes upon you Rasulullah S.A.W. said "a women who reveals her body or even wears tight fitting clothes while dressing....wont come within 500 years of the smell of Jannah Rasulullah S.A.W. said "the dust which settles on a man while he is out in the path of Allah...not only the fire, but the smoke of Jahannam is haraam for those parts of the body. Rasulullah S.A.W. said "I only curse 3 types of people: 1.those people who do not look after their parents when they are in old age. 2.those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed month of Ramadhan. 3.those people who don not say Salallahu-Alayhi-Wasallam when my name is mentioned. Rasulullah S.A.W said "an intelligent person is one who is constantly thinking about and preparing for death" Rasulullah S.A.W. said "It is better for a man that a steel nail be driven through the centre of his head....rather than if he touches the palm of a strange women" PLEASE TAKE 2 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS. Imagine this happening to you... One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your sermon, and the two men turned and walked out.

Rasulullah S.A.W. said "Jannat lies under the feet of your mother"... Rasulullah S.A.W. said "if you read the kalima with conviction just once...Jannah becomes upon you Rasulullah S.A.W. said "a women who reveals her body or even wears tight fitting clothes while dressing....wont come within 500 years of the smell of Jannah Rasulullah S.A.W. said "the dust which settles on a man while he is out in the path of Allah...not only the fire, but the smoke of Jahannam is haraam for those parts of the body. Rasulullah S.A.W. said "I only curse 3 types of people: 1.those people who do not look after their parents when they are in old age. 2.those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed month of Ramadhan. 3.those people who don not say Salallahu-Alayhi-Wasallam when my name is mentioned. Rasulullah S.A.W said "an intelligent person is one who is constantly thinking about and preparing for death" Rasulullah S.A.W. said "It is better for a man that a steel nail be driven through the centre of his head....rather than if he touches the palm of a strange women" PLEASE TAKE 2 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS. Imagine this happening to you... One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your sermon, and the two men turned and walked out.

Check clear before sitting. Maybe for once the gals are glad that the guys leave the toilet seat up. Three women in North Florida, turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no reward. The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere. Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. Te Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about.

Check clear before sitting. Maybe for once the gals are glad that the guys leave the toilet seat up. Three women in North Florida, turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no reward. The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere. Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. Te Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about.

"A LETTER FROM SATAN" ADDRESS: HELLFIRE DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY DEAR BELIEVERS, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You woke up without a prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us to bow to it. How could I bow to a dirty piece of clay, when I am made from fire. "I" am more superior then you. "I" don't make mistakes. Whatever "I" do, is right. I am only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong. He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I'm going to use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I am better than you fools, in every sense. My life (my last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah (God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell. You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. I know that I have no power over you if you haven't yielded your life to me and don't forget that I made a promise to Allah (God) that I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt Allah (God). Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's better from us, and Allah (God) has made a mistake. With all of the good times we've had... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, going to discos, staying out late with friends, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership positions, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up! Come on, Fools, let's burn together forever. I've got some really 'hot' plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all this in the presence of children too, and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will be with us in Hell too. That's the best you and I can give to your children. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you don't get smart, you wouldn't run somewhere, confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you ... and I wont go to Hell alone! Always waiting for you, Shaytan .. Devil .. Iblis P.S. -And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone! " *********************************

"A LETTER FROM SATAN" ADDRESS: HELLFIRE DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY DEAR BELIEVERS, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You woke up without a prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us to bow to it. How could I bow to a dirty piece of clay, when I am made from fire. "I" am more superior then you. "I" don't make mistakes. Whatever "I" do, is right. I am only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong. He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I'm going to use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I am better than you fools, in every sense. My life (my last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah (God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell. You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. I know that I have no power over you if you haven't yielded your life to me and don't forget that I made a promise to Allah (God) that I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt Allah (God). Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's better from us, and Allah (God) has made a mistake. With all of the good times we've had... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, going to discos, staying out late with friends, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership positions, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up! Come on, Fools, let's burn together forever. I've got some really 'hot' plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all this in the presence of children too, and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will be with us in Hell too. That's the best you and I can give to your children. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you don't get smart, you wouldn't run somewhere, confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you ... and I wont go to Hell alone! Always waiting for you, Shaytan .. Devil .. Iblis P.S. -And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone! " *********************************