Originally posted by Zephyrine: ^ Sure..women get love handles. But I wonder, is there anyone more couch-potatoey and fat than North Americans? Obesity...ring any bells? But you are right...I am having a very couch-potatoey day and it feels great. Its allright brothers love more cushion for the pushin. Youre lucky how did u get off on a wenesday? I cant wait to get home after work. The problem with the summer is all the mid week partying its a painfull proposition especially on the highway at 8 in the morning. What are u watching on tv. The only british show i could watch was huhuh what was the name of that guy with lots of chicks on his show? The fat dude, i thinks hes dead now. Boy that man was a pimp daddy.

Originally posted by Zephyrine: I'm watching Dead Zone on Sci Fi and working. Lovely. I heard that most Residents of the UK were couch potatos. U most have very developed love handles from all that tv and popcorn. Do women get love handles too lol.

Originally posted by Foxy-brown: Goonle.....My friend...did U miss my absence..I would have never thought So In a million years mate....It must have been the ever going fist fights going back and forth that U might have missed ey cheers What can i say u captivated a brothers attention. Plus u got a nice little left hook going. Unlike lexus, u never dropped your gloves. I like strong black women

Hey Foxy where u been?

Originally posted by ALexus: Dear Diary Why are the members from SomaliNet full of hate? Why are they unable to let go of tribes? Why are some lacking faith? Is there any chance they can be helped? Or are they waiting to be killed? Case in point of why it will be a considerable amount of time until u mature to a moderator.

Originally posted by ALexus: Dear Diary What are the chances of me becoming a Moderator? Salaam Sister In Islam Hopefully slim to none.

Originally posted by Fidel: quote:Originally posted by 7 0f Nine: Men go on a steady decline after 35. We might start looking slightly more aged If married with no concubine, the decline is rapid and violent. A young concubine will keep u young no doubt. A brother has to stay current.

Goonle, As long as the likes of you are around, I am sure I will have no need to apologise for my statement. Ill take that as a compliment.

Rendezvous Nice point. Treat the traditional girls with respect and the others ones u know how to handle them lol.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: Goonle..she just said that in her last post..if you read it... She will apologize the day she meets a hot sizzlin farax... perhaps she will do more than that.. build a shrine I dont know if were seing the same post but i dont see anything like the above on her last post. If she did on previous post its all good.

Dont worry about what some insecure people have to say about your topic. Its a great idea.

Originally posted by Xoogsade: Originally posted by Zephyrine: [qb] Xoogsade, YOU BIG SAP! Live up to ur name and be a man , will ya? A sky-diving wedding, indeed. * Shakes her head * The faaraxs of today..what a waste. Hey dear Zephy , you miss the whole point, does sounding outrageous sometimes mean anything to you? lol. Now you must apologize to all the faraxs I doubt she will.

Originally posted by Lexy: [qb] Goonle I love attention? And you love to receive my attention. Is that correct? Having said that I am very greatful for the fact that you and I don't see eye to eye. I'm a wadaad and a feminist? Wallahi, you made me laugh. Which one am I more though? Hate to poor you with my life stories but I am concentrating more on my deen lately then anything else. Unlike you who is concerned about your nuts are heading next! Question? Do you encourage your female relatives to do the Nikko? Especially your cousins, Originally posted by Goonle: [qb] Lexy Honestly simply because ure my cousin and the mad mullah had similar habits of absorbing alcohol and leading by the shear power of his intoxication, will i let u make opiniated absumptions of me. There goes my shauvanistic insticts again but sweetheart if u can give me a left hook or an upper cut to stop me from mating than ill consider u an equal. Ofcourse im not including smith and wesson 9 millimeters and 37-8 calibers.

Originally posted by ukthi muslimah: from hibo. but I do believe in Islam a man and a woman whose intention is to marry are allowed to talk and see each other given that a third person is there. that is right hibo if their intension is to marry they are allowed to have a chaperoned meeting, this meeting will give them the chance to see whether they are attracted to each other and they will have the chance to discuss things and ask any questions that they may have. but muslims are always advised not to have many meetings becouse according to islamic law the two people are still not lawful for each other and are not allowed to spend social time toghter and be alone toghter. i personal thing the more you meet someone who you are intrested in the more you start having emotional response to the person, and this emotional feeling can have a way of painting pictures of fantasies and creating illusions. becouse the man or women you fall in love or lust with is not always the most honest, trustworthy, kind, generouse and resposible one and is not necessarily good marriege material. so by keeping the meeting to a minimum one is able to asses the person in sane and rational way and can cleary see the good point and bad point and hence can make a sensible choice. U know when the ex-president of malaysia stated that the muslim world was behind the rest of the world, a simple countryass brother like me was like damn. But to be honest with u the countries int he world that have the most resources and are yet the poorest are muslim. We can complain about white folk like african americans do all their lives. Lets show that were number one and be more progressive. I want to know any truly democatic muslim country in africa besides Mali, and posssilby Senegal in africa. Yall do your research and get back to me

Originally posted by Sky: Yeah when he impersonates Micheal Jackson as a Pimp is the funniest part. Chris tucker is hilarious i agree. I work on cars and one of the funniest things i remember him saying is that the altinator on a plane was not working.

Originally posted by Hibo: ^^^^ Dating is not haram par say. And the dating we are referring to you is not the gaal kind of dating rather the Islamic kind of dating. We are allowed to talk with the person we are intending to marry and also meet the person, ofcourse with the presence of a chaperon. The purpose of the chaperon is to eliminate the addition of sheydan. And no Islam didn't say you can't talk with the person you intend to marry. If I am wrong prove it. The one that is kind of childish to throw it in. so I won't even bother with an answer. U hit it right on the nail baby. I need to move to UAE cuz yall seem to be more progressive than some of our people in the frozen tundra.

Lexy U know u love the atttention sweetheart. U have so many roles its confusing. Ure a wadaad and a feminist at the same time. Plz dont associate me to your chat pals on somalinet, thought this place was for mature folks. Being that im a monkey and attracted to nuts, your tree's scent is attracting me. Unfortunately due to your disgust of the Nikko, ive come to the conclusion that u dont have any junk in the trunk. The trunk of the tree usually is very thick and without the interference of its circumference will allow me to easier access the nuts.

Originally posted by Pucca: quote: sHit happens huh? :confused: *sigh* i knew this agency wouldn't help, i mean whats the chance of a "hot" sheikh being a member here? Im a hot sheikh.

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Well there's only one way to find out whether we'll hate or love you. What's mommy's tribe? Wait.. Do not say it here, you'll be violating Golden rule #12. PM might suffice. I think the important question here is what daddies tribe. We can forgive her for moms tribe.

Originally posted by Lexy: Dear diary As I try to get in touch with my tradition I find it impossible for me to ever dance to a Somali song. I feel as though the musical instruments are louder then the actual singers themselves. Nikko is a form of dance that should be banned at all cost. If it cannot be banned then it shouldn’t be displayed in public revenues. I believe Nikko should be privatised, "Husband and wife affair". What a deadful song "Nagma" is. What is the meaning of "Nagma?". So what you are in love, big deal. Must you tell it to the whole word? King Khalid? Khalid King? I wish I could find that Somali website that I use to be a moderator. What was it called? Horseed.com? www.horseed.com? No, it can't be. It has been 2 years since I disappeared from that website. I need to do some serious research. My mission: - To find that site. Horseed. - Do my cousin's English essay. - Don't answer my crush's call. If I do answer then cut the conversation short. This surely doesn't sound like mission impossible. The great thing about forums like these is that u occasionally see personalities that believe theyre the first of their kind. Lexus u one angry little girl, seen your kind before. I dont need to tell u how to get all that anger out of your system, lets just say it involves Karmasutra. Youre right about nikko its only for women with assets, so stay away from it if u dont have the goods.

Originally posted by Lexy: quote:Originally posted by Goonle: quote: Originally posted by Lexy: There is no denying that John Howard does sleep with Bush. Australia does suck up to America. Why? Because they want to be well recongised by other bigger countries. Australia is seen to be a small island with no one living on it. Not to mention that Australia only wants allies. So how do u survive there? I feel for u lol. I went to sydney on a highschool trip through asia. We went to thailand, singapore, and sydney for a few days. There was way too much beer involved dont remember much. So u got lots of black folks down there? It's you who I feel sorry for. My faith is what helps me to survive. As for you and beer, may allah help you! Amin. What makes u so morally superior to anyone else? My theory still stands u educate a somali girl and they become no alls and out of control.

Originally posted by Lexy: There is no denying that John Howard does sleep with Bush. Australia does suck up to America. Why? Because they want to be well recongised by other bigger countries. Australia is seen to be a small island with no one living on it. Not to mention that Australia only wants allies. So how do u survive there? I feel for u lol. I went to sydney on a highschool trip through asia. We went to thailand, singapore, and sydney for a few days. There was way too much beer involved dont remember much. So u got lots of black folks down there?

Originally posted by Farxan: ^^^I guess you two are talking abt the same guy,Mohamed Awale,I remember that incident where police shooted this innocet man,and media reported that he was suffrering from schizophrenia,Buufis More check>>> Awale Mohamed After reading that article i can see how biased those *******s are. For all i know the guy he stabbed was one of the undercover guys. They noted the guy was an honors chemical engineering student but did not mention that the somali brother was a graduate with hononrs in architecture. Aint that a shame?

Originally posted by Rahima: ^Are you sure there brother? If we are referring to the same brother, he, as according to his relatives and friends did have a mental illness and the police shot him for wielding some sort of weapon. Either way, the police received a lot of heat over the issue and the media resurrected the dilemma of the police continuously shooting the innocent. The issue (in the media and within the Somali community anyway) had nothing to do with this war on terror or terrorism. I could be wrong, but going by your narration looks like we are referring to the same person. Allahu aclum of course. On the Aussies though, it only applies to the good-for nothing leaders. Aussies in general are against the war in Iraq and aren’t fans of the Bush administration. They only re-elected that fool Howard because he along with Costello (Treasurer) has brought the country considerable economic success and really if anything they are selfish for wanting the lives they have become accustomed to. Farxan u got the right guy. I spoke to the brother a few weeks before he was killed. And i also spoke to him the summer he graduated. He use to call me because apparently His family members refused to believe him. Thats the problem in our communities sometimes, in fear of involving themselves they just alienate people. I spoke to him vividly and believe me hes no psycho, as a matter of fact he graduated with honors from university. From what he explained to me his situation started because he had transited the philipines before coming to australia. He did some highschool there and had philipino ID's from his stay there. Some christian Iranians that went to his university went to the police, as retaliation for getting too much attention from women. They told the police that he went to a training camp in the northern predominantly muslim area of the philipines. When your dumb aussie officers searched his house they found the ID's. From then on followed they him all over campus. He called me a few nights before he was shot and told me that he saw the same undercover officers following him in sydney as well. What brother wouldnt be paranoid after 4 yrs of hard work finishing a degree in a remote area full of hicks, when his whole life was going to be destroyed by by his potential framing as an alqaida sleeper cell. The sad part about the whole story is that the same fools that did not help him when he needed reassurance are now trying to collect money in his name by suing the police force.

Do you know what that means? It's a silly figure of speech that doesn't make a sense. How do you beat a bush, let alone its around? There are many figure of speeches from various cultures that are outdated, no longer making sense, cannot be absorbed and etc. You don't blindly quote a figure of speech without thinking if it makes a sense, or if it's suitable. [/QB] Im lost trying to decipher what uve written. Im gonna take from this that youre an expert on english evolution.