On his way to work yesterday, my brother was approached by a man handing out Anti-Bush flyers. The following exchange took place: Fruitcake: Morning Sir, here you go, Sir Kashafa's Brother aka BulleTrain: Da hell is this ? Fruitcake Flunkie: Sir, the Bush administartion is gearing up to set the clock back on all the gains gay people have made with one sweeping piece of legislation. We would appreciate your support BulleTrain: Ay, man I'm late from work but I'mma drop a few lines on you. BulleTrain: Would you marry your mother, or allow your brother to marry your sister ? Fruitcake Funkie: No, Sir. That's just plain wrong. They're related. BulletTrain: Two men are related too: by gender. How's that any different ? Next Question: Would you allow a man to marry a monkey ? Fruitcake Flunkie: Sir, That's a drastic example. You can't compare both. BulletTrain: So where do you draw the line ? Fruitcake Flunkie: Err umm ummm BulleTrain: And who sets the standards ? Fruitcake Flunkie: Umm Err Err BulleTrain: I thought so. Think about that. BulleTrain walks on with his tough guy shuffle having just beasted an accursed Looti at his own game: Logic

Castro , Allow me to explain my incessant questioning of your stance on the fruitcakes. See, you are a rare breed of a Somali. You see nothing wrong with that lifestyle. You openly condone it. The first I've ever seen. I wasn't looking forward to a debate as much as to understand how you reached your conclusion. I'm sure you didn't bring it with you from Somalia on that long boat ride(Dallo Flight 343, if you will). Sodomy is a criminal offense in Cuba, so that rules out Communism. Redneck Tay-xas ? Nope. From whence then, this approval of a foulest of most foul practice ? By poking fun at your 'research', I thought you'd present it and back it up. Sad to say that you haven't addressed the points raised and stuck to your talking points( Who-am-I-to-judge-consenting-adults etc) No worries, As long as it's your opinion bereft of factual evidence-there's no accounting for tastes. Even though you're a Cuban-puffin', J.D-swiggin', fruitcake-toleratin' Somali, you one cool old head. Abti Ngonge , Thought you'd figure out a 'sarbeeb' when you see one. But to spell it out: No I don't believe in the concept of Karma. I was using it metaphorically to knock some sense into Castro

Whether it is an excess or a natural compulsion, I will not pass judgement on anyone engaging in it for that is not my place Castro, The shall-not-judge schtick doesn't befit you. It's lazy and a big no no for a nomad your age. You say it's natural. And ?? What ?? Are you cool with it ? Would you mind if your son joined you next time you hit the local annual gay pride parade (Why a straight Muslim family man would even consider going is beyond me.) At the risk of sounding Ngonge-ishy, I must ask you to get off the fence.. and umm yeah OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE OBTUSE (phew...one more) OBTUSE . Kashafa, I stated an opinion which is based on some research, not a lot but enough to steer me in that direction. I'm of the school of thought that environment and anatomy, among other factors, cause homosexuality. I can use that same 'research' to prove the case that bestiality, pedophelia, and any deviant practice practiced by man is completly natural, triggered by genes and enviroment. ( See, It's not his fault. He has a innate attraction to squirrels (stop snickering !), he was around squirrels his entire life and MRI tests show increased activity in his brain when he spots a squirrel. Plus we have isolated gene XYZ responsible for human-squirrel umm er interactions. See how ridiculous the above is getting ! I can get ludicrious with it. Just give me the holy ammunition of science and I'll turn Rosie O'Donnell into Halle Bery. Drop the scientific explanation angle(it's anything but), and tell us why oh why ? Is it a liberal thing ? *Ohhhh poor things have been persucuted throughout the history. Equality for all. Yadda Yaa Yaa* Is it the assimilation complex ? Last time I checked, Texas was solidly anti-fag, the reddest of the red states. What gives, Comrade ? Trying not to put words in ur mouth so help me out will ya For all the budding queer-appeasers( lookin at you, Kreepy (Ismun 3ala Musamaa ) and obtuse fence-sitters, I present this true story: A Somali young man from the rural area comes to visit the city for the first time. He's out there chilling with relatives when somebody brings up the queers. Our hero has no clue as to what they're talking about, so in blunt rural fashion, he asks. And they spell it out in no uncertain terms. To say he was shocked is an shocking understatement. "A man mounting another man ?" he cries out " There's no good in life if this evil exists".. And with that, he proceeds to take out his dagger and stabs himself till he dies. I tell this story to all my friends. That's how we Somalis do :cool: Taking "death before dishonour" to the next level. Let's analyse that for a sec: Check out the pure 'fitrah'. First off, it didn't even occur to him that such perverse depravation even existed. The man lived his entire life through and thorugh without even contemplating that disease. Yes, he took his own life, but he simply could not stomach that sickining reality. And yes, suicide is wrong, but can you question his intention and attitude ? Mucho Respekto, Akh-man Of course, our resident Islam-needs-to-be-reformed flag-bearer would brush him off as a "overzealous, easily excitable, beard-strokin', finger-snappin', Wahhabi Pseudo-Mullah Salafist". It doesn't matter that it's his first visit to the city. See, he's a Wahhabi, genetically (Castro, please provide the 'research'). To borrow a earlier line, these pseudo-secularists crack me up I rest my case. Lord have mercy on our confused and give guidance to our degenerate. They need it.

Originally posted by NGONGE: 7 , If you stay focused and don’t get distracted by his unbelievable and genius-like logic, you will remember that his opposition to homosexuality is religiously based (as evidenced by his continued use of the phrase qoom luut). Religiously based! These Pseudo-mullahs crack me up. They’ll use anything and everything to further their own agenda. Originally posted by Castro: Homosexuality is natural. How on earth can these people be punished when they've been created so Never thought I'd see Somali men( both fathers too, for God's sake!!!) condone Homosexuality. War adeeeryaal, maa saan baa la isko ogaa ? Time to break out the Akh Chappelle: B!yaaaaaaaaaaaaatchs Baashi, athaa meesha ugaas ka eh, nimankaan daqan-rogmeen maa gogul oo dhigtid.

Only an overzealous, easily excitable kid would think of such a thing and discreetly infect millions of computers under the mistaken belief that he’s doing GOOD Forwarding this generous comment along with your IP address to the good brother(Jazaahullah Khayr) who invented the virus. Hayay.

^^ Only if it ain't Starbucks. The Boycott is in full swing and there's no stoppin it. DOWN STARBUCKS DOWN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA umm hehe ah umm yeah, waa saas.

Originally posted by Castro: Ceebla , what could you possibly expect from a woman who chose non other than Dubya to father her children? I mean, come on, if you think Dubya is a retard, imagine what the woman he tricked into marrying him is like. Although the Bush-man is capable of many despicable acts( wars of agression etc), I don't think he'd stoop to marrying Barbara Bush. His Mom. Apologies can be sent to: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

It will not come to war. Not even a skirmish. That's my word. Wait and See.

That's ok, Castro. I'mma go ahead and leave you with one sobering thought: Karma is one bad mofo. Sins(weird ideas in this case) of the father have a habit of visiting the son.( generally speaking, of course)

But check it, the gay-ification of America is on a downward march. Thanks to Bush and Co.(blessing in disguise ?), Homo's and their liberal patrons no longer have a free rein to mainstream-ize homosexuality. It's one thing to have skeletons in your closet, it's a whole different thing to flamboyantly flaunt it. Case in Point: A few months ago, this openly Kom Lut moved into my apartment complex. He lasted a good few weeks before the stress of neighborhood kids got to him. They'd walk up to him and be like " Yo man, Nice shoes..Can I borrow it ?" , just like that . I guess Sicko gave it up one time too many and decided to move out. People have always and will always hate and fight(not fear) fagitism. It's an instictive reaction to a unnatural abomination. The Republicans( with all their screw-ups) are doing a pretty good job at keeping them at bay. *Marriage is between a Man and a Woman.* Bush kept repeating that line like his life depended on it. The line that won him re-election. Weenie Liberals, take note.

Gracias, Comrade. Reluctant to open Pandora's Box ? Understandable.

But I've been to gay pride parades before (as a viewer, not a participant) and I see the list of sponsoring companies and think good for them Not to question your orientation, Castro, but voluntary presence at a gay pride event is quite disturbing. Only way I'd be there would be to brush up on my two-piecing skills. Bust a few shells and watch the Kom Lut's scurry away like the vermin they are. It's that kind of laidback only-God-can-judge-them attitude that helps them bring their agenda into the mainstream. Under Shariah, there's only one way: Repent(mighty quick).....or qoorta aa laguu dhayraynaa Don't read anything posted on WorldNetDaily. It's openly racist and pro-hegemony stance is disgusting To it's credit, it's also vehemently anti-fag.

I doubt it would work on adults. All thoughts of morality go out the window when some1 is in heat. Only if one is a animal in heat. Humans have that nifty little device called self-control. This idea would work perfectly for many Muslims. As a matter of fact, if I recall correctly, the only thing that stopped Prophet Yuusuf (A.S) from gettin down with that woman, was a 'sign'. I think it was a vision of his father wagging his finger at him as a sign of displeasure. Having your hard drive wiped out would be an extra incentive to stop visiting porn sites. School of Hard Knocks, see.

"Caashaq bilaa fuluus, yaniika hawaa" Does this say what I think it says ? :eek: Feelin' sorry for old man Aduunyo.

Originally posted by Foxy: Besides Loothing Bililaqo is quiet normall for ppl of african decent.....that is the first thing they go for, once the state/city goes in to a mere lawless state. To paraphrase Ali G: Dis be da most 'racialistic' ting me iz eva 'eard, me is hespecially 'urt to see it comin' from a Gambian sista. Check yo'self b4 you wreck yo'self. 'Loothing' has nothing to do with skin colour nor hair texture. In times of panic, humans without strong belief systems and moral values are the first to turn into animals, engaging in a frenzy of anti-social and criminal behavior. Take the sick animals that reportedly raped a 13 year old at the Superdome in N.O. I'm sure that same scenario played itself out in Mogadisho, Beirut, the American South and elsewhere at various times and dates. In the absence of rock-solid values, animalistic passions are unleashed.

"Wa laakin Falluja falaa bawaakii lahaa"

Public humiliation would work perfectly. I got the idea from a newspaper that publishes the names of of men who don't provide for their 'baby mamas' and kids. Front page picture of Deadbeat Daahir with his address and hang-outs, documenting how much he spent on Khat this month...and how it affected his family. Column could called "Chronicles of the Khat-chewers". Which brings us to the central question that could either make or break this idea: Do the Khat-Chewers understand the concept of shame ?

^^ 3.50 a gallon ? Comrade Castro: Your crediblity is at stake.

US Marines, You talk a lotta smack for a leatherneck. Must be allat 'tabacker' ur chewing. Be easy and have a cold cup of caano geel with 3 qaando of sukur.

Waiting for the first post to say that New Orleans was destroyed because of Mardi Gras........ Anyone ?

Haddad can you let this soften nomad alone Mr hard core? it took me less than 2 hrs to find out who you are and where you are posting your messages from, and it will take me less than that to be at your door step. I is not a threat but it is a promise.If you can't forget it we can solve it in a different way brother.you know what i am talking about. Man, are you layin' it on thick. Filin hindi maa noo gashay. You know damn well empty threats mean jack squat on cyber-space. Dunno why I'm ticked off atcha, bro..guess it's ur name. Always had it in for any member of an imperialistic killing machine. :mad: BUCK'EM DOWWWWWWWWWWWWN

Wa Alaykum Salaam, Tariq talks to a provocative Tim Sebastian on HardTalk. He clearly comes across as a person calling for the abolishment of the Hudood, not because there is no Islamic state, but because it doesn't vibe with the Western concept of justice and brutality. He says "stoning is not good" and "I'm against it, in my opinion". It, of course being the Hudood.

I doubt religion & Morals had to do with this. So he just up and decided to quit Season 3 while filming ? Mind you, he already did some sketches. It has everything to do with a man reconsidering how he's gonna live his life through.

Originally posted by STOIC: The dude needs some psychological help.How can you walk away from fifty million dollar contract. You walk away when your job is conflicting with your religous beliefs and moral values. How would you answer your kid if he asked you "Daddy, why were you humping that lady on TV ?" Ahhh ummm, it was a comedy sketch, son.. ha ha. Akh Dave pulled the right move. Now sans Comedy Central, he can do his own thing.

To truly believe in Allah (swt) to truly understand the martyrdom of Imam Hussain then you only need to look deep within your heart the pain will be there without the showcasing of blood The tragedy of Karb'alaa is a lesson for all of us. Lessons of betrayel (killed by the same people who swore oaths of fealty to him), tyranny and barbarity ( by the Yazidi army), and courage and nobility in the face of death ( by Imam Hussein and his companions) That said, we shouldn't romanticise history or engage in "Ghu'low": Over-glorification of human beings, using their piety and/or suffering to give them an super-human status. Is there a difference between the martyrdom of Imam Hussain(R.A), and say, the martyrdom of a bare-foot, tatter-clothed 'unknown' Sa7aabi(R.A.) fighting for Allah's(S.W.T.) cause in the frontiers of Persia/Rome/Africa ? or the martyrdom of Ibn Zubair(R.A.), killed by Hajjaj's army in the sanctuary of the Ka'bah ? Do you have a few 'extra' more bonus points in your Iman and Islam, just because you have the Prophet's(P.B.U.H) blood running through your veins ? That would make the current Jordanian regime men of honour, instead of the CIA stools they really are. As the Prophet(P.B.U.H) told his daughter Fatima, and his Aunt Safiya and his Uncle Abbas: "I cannot save you from God’s Punishment." P.S. OG, those "Mutaa'wa" jokes never stop do they, huh. What's wrong with her washing a car ?