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Baby you may think you know me But you don't You may think you can change me but you won't I am not Tupac from L.A on high whose sole reason to be is to be high No I'm not And don't be thinkin Prince Charming Come to carry you away to that kingdom all princesses crave called Happy Ever After That's a lie So this is what I am I am a man a somali brotha i neither graze(qaad) nor blaze I own a pickup and a macawis and drink shaax on hot afternoons I own one suit, but no ties you can call me a faarax, but trust me baby, it's no lies but my socks all match just overlook the holes I have a simple life With a simple plan To find you Oh! somali beauty And be your man To love you And hold you when times are good or shitty An to be faithful forever or until you leave me whichever comes first is that too much to ask? I will rub you feet at night and i'm not above doing dishes (as long as it does not become a habit) I am not a genius But I can hear a woman say no and respect that (as long as it don't become a habit) So if you think I fit your bill Call me sometime soon And if I don't Hell call me anyway (as long as it don't become a habit)

I thought that we were close, that you would never break my heart. But you did,***** and what’s done is done, how could you ever be so low? such a *** ? You took my love, and you abused it, you took my heart and you broke it. You shattered it like it was a mirror, it hurt...***** it hurt a lot. I believed you when you said, “I’ll always love you” ha ha ha is all I can say. I thought that we would last forever ,but I guess that I was wrong! coz you's such a low-life *****.! :mad: :mad: :mad:

The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life.... No, your husband or partner is not included in the list!! 1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off." 2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide." 3. THE HAIRDRESSER:because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?". 4: THE MILKMAN:because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?" 5:THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!" 6:THE STOCK BROKER:because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again." 7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. 8. THE HUNTER: (Ladies favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots. 9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?

A Brothers Response You ask do I qualify? Can I fulfil your need and become the man you need me to be? My SISTER, are you prepared for what you’ve asked for? Can you handle responsibility? Can you accept that by God I am the chosen one, the authority, the comforter and the head? Will you submit willingly and follow my path? OR, will you fight with me instead? If I am your king, will you treat me as such? Will I get the best of your beauty and poise? Or, will I be subjected to an appearance neglected and checked with some serious noise? When I talk, will you listen? I mean whole heatedly and feel me? Can I be the man at all times? Even when its hurts? Or, is it just when it’s convenient for you? Can you love me for me and not who you wish I could be? Will you see the STRONG BROTHER? Or will you always remind me of all the other past brothers behind me and make me pay for their sins. If I don’t send you flowers the day your co-worker received some, will your know that I still love you? Or will my good name be uttered along with those other doggish bros? Will you question if my commitment is real? Will you be patient and teach me to understand and allow my knowledge of your needs to grow? Or will you shut me out when I ask “Baby what’s wrong”? Or will you respond with “Well a REAL man would know”? When we first met what was it that caught your eye? Was it my mind, my heart, my personality? Or was it my suit, or my job or do you love what I drive, instead of what’s driving me? Yes, I can and I will make love to you from midnight to the dawning of the sun… But if I tell you I’m tired, will you trust I’m sincere or believe that there must be another one? My SISTER I LOVE you and my heart can be yours. No woman could lead me astray. But like you I have needs, so I beg you please in love thang, meet me half way. In life’s tough times I’ll hold you. In the rough times, I’ll mould you. Your simplest wish will be my command. My life is yours if need be. Yes, you can fully bleed me and when hell come in your place, I’ll stand. A good relationship is a powerful institution that must be built on a foundation of two. So, I answer your question, YES SISTER, I do qualify now more important do YOU?

Twisted broken mirror images Drowning in a dreamworld Waking in a sweating fury Reflections of the past Haunted by memories Obstructed by pain Dreams of the future What awaits? :confused: :confused: