Originally posted by LIQAYE: Everything is going fine. Believe me. lo000000000000000000000000ol !! Ofcourse everything is going FINE The president is in the country now ( Bosasso). All the States of the federal are in place The president is comming very close to Mogadishu(jowhar) No more wars are taking place in the country. No more arms are getting into the country now. The TFG is deeply UNITED. Last but not least , The country is much stable n harmonious than it was b4 the Nairobi peace confrence .

I´ve ONLY been to ONE Mali wedding and according to the regulars i made progress , cause i mannaged to get a chicks phone number. Unless someone blows a party-life in the Somali weddings n ppl REALLY do intermingle n B themselves, The amount of swapped phone numbers will always be the measurement of how sucessful or boring a Somali wedding was . )

ooooh mama !! This is tricky , I Guess it´s about time i let you girlz in on a secret . Why marry when you can have the best men can deleiver ? Stay single n NEVER put out. then all those married men will come to you, more willing to serve you than they Do for their nagging wives . Beleive me Men love babes with minty breath .

Specualtions are free , but reality is what counts here, to this minute Hiiraale is same old Hiiraale , The leader of the JVA and everything points at he´ll remain so . Yey has nothing to offer Hiiraale,Nothing of intrest ,and Hiiraale is not a sell out ( a man of firm , solid charecter). Morgans´s presence in Mogadishu doesn´t soly anger Hiiraale , many from Guriceel are very disappointed too. that is why the JVA is the strongest ally in Somalia´s otherwise clan based allaiance.

Desperate times demand desperate actions !! As long as col yey IS located North of Galcaio, you can turn n twist how good things are going for Col Yey´s government, but hursh reality is there waiting for you. Our question still snatnds . What has Col Yey done for Somalia & Somalis since his election by selected warlords? I´ll let u have the last word ,Il Generale

Originally posted by contraflow: I suggest A/Y to resign and Puntland shold seek recognition. I thought Somalialnders were being silly for not wanting to stay with Somalia but actually they have two more brain cells than the rest of Horn Africa. Somalia may it rest in peace..Amiin Why? Is it unacceptable to have a better president thna Yey?

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: I shall now pen and show that accepting the literal meaning of Allah’s attributes is the correct theology and that logic is not applicable to validate how these attributes are! This, I warn, will be a rough ride for those immature pseudo intellectuals whose curiosity tends to snoop around Allah’s divine qualities. My first conception was to hear you out and see how you swim in the high seas of theology, then i thought it may cost him lots of brain cells to actually pen down n invent something as new as "where logic is not applicable". There went my lights off. Dear Xiin are there other ways and means for human beeing to precieve , understand or apprehend a thing than using their ability to form or understand mental concepts and abstractions? If the answer is YES then i´ve sort of rushed into whatever you may have in store n i´ll politely lean back n look forward to it. if the answer is NO , then don´t PEN down a thing becouse it´ll ONLY strengthen Mr Muta´s point. Unless i´m out hiking all alone mr Muta is exactly comming from that angle of thought.

[QUOUTE] Originally postted by Admin: ********JB, please don't post inuslts on our website. Please don't get personal with others. Stop calling people names. This is a warning Admin Somalia Online ************* Dear Admin , Rahima is the last person i might insult if i EVER will insult anyone. And i don´t THINK Rahima got offended by that lil triviality. If u followed the thread there wasen´t a heated discussion or anything of that sort Hence i´ll continue treating Rahima just as i used to ( full respect n a lil bit of teasing ), but this time i´m more sensible to the fact that i may get banned.

Originally posted by Haddad: I don't see where or how hedonists fit in this topic. At least the relativity theory has some application. Haddad, if you look closer, you´ll find one. but then does it matter? i hope i´m making sense MyPoint was , Muta( probably a legend in his own mind) has a very good point when he pointed out how some muslims reason n do apply logic ONLY to other beleifs. and how HE ( Muta )could have been an attractive victim if someone challenged him using his own method. namely reason as to why ( his hands arms etc etc ) are RELATIVE . That is why i used the Hedonist example I hope i´m making sense this time .

I don´t understand arabic , but to judge what was written here in English/Somali i think Mr Muta was trying to explain the relativity theory to bunch of hedonists. They lost him somewhere near the junction of quantum mechanichs , becouse it wasen´t fun anymore. Mr Muta , all they needed to tell you was that the Theory (relativity) itself is relative I think ( am not sure ) i understand your way of reasoning as to why and how some muslims apply "logic"( a keyword here ) to miscredit or make less rational other doctorines like christianity etc etc, but abandon the VERY logic when it comes to Muslims and islam, specially they way GOD is perceived and reffered to (with hands, eys .. etc etc). If logic = The study of the principles of reasoning, especially of the structure of propositions as distinguished from their content and of method and validity in deductive reasoning then You´ve lived far within your limits. If a Hedonist is enjoying n puffing a good sigar and you tell him he shoulden´t smoke becouse it hurts him , you haven´t logically reasoned any better than his own reasoning namely ( simply enjoyable ). it simply is Relative

********JB, please don't post inuslts on our website. Please don't get personal with others. Stop calling people names. This is a warning Admin Somalia Online ************* [ June 30, 2005, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: Admin ]

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: I sense a somber tone from our flamboyant lad; ........ There are those who’re unable to see the loots they sit on, the cities they pillaged, the innocents they displaced, and (the above all) the civilization the trampled. Defeat is a hard thing to accept, i´m impressed of how you´re handling it , good luck , someday you may get over it , but i can ONLY forsee years full of dride in the diaspora ahead:D Somalia has NATURALLY shaped itself, economically, socially, demographically, etc etc. Get used to it !! Originally posted by xiinfaniin: For them, a government that restores the law and order and imposes some authority is a deadly enemy that should be defeated by any cost. hold it right there Xiin, you can´t have this gullibility engraved, who forced them to join the confrence in the 1st place? eh forget it , don´t answer. Actually it was the Mogadishu leaders plus the late TNG who took The initiative to hold a peace confrence , mind ya , but they were not alone of disliking the outcome of the confrence , yet they tried to hold the mask n entertain the idea of having Yey as the head of the State ,but to our disappointment he can´t quitt beeing the Puntland Warlord ( a role he deeply enjoys playing ) QUOTE]Originally posted by xiinfaniin: They’re unfit to govern and hard to be governed.... Unfit? What is wrong with them ? retarded? uncivilized? the wrong clan , you tell me. raining emotions ?don´t tell me QUOTE]Originally posted by xiinfaniin: On the other hand there’re those who seriously think they can rule on the cheap; they talk the talk but can’t walk the walk. Every now n then one subconciousely reveals some engraved phopias,n here i Do agree with ya , The diffrence between the FORM and the CLASS is that the later is permenant , when the tough gets going FORM looses shape [/qb] QUOTE]Originally posted by xiinfaniin: You see, I am not expecting much from him; all I wanted him to do is to fight and reverse the ill-gotten gains of the civil war. oooooh boi , Both grandma raised kids n call- girls NEVER forget !! I´ve seen Xiin advocate for a revenge so many times n i´m deeply sorry to see him loose hope on the last egg the Puntland chicken laid, maybe , just maybe the chicken knows what is there to hatch QUOTE]Originally posted by xiinfaniin: War odaga jaakadaha ka bixiya and let him do what does best! hmmmm..... wonder what he does best, lemme think ... KILL other Puntlanders ?

lo000000000000000000ol Nowadayz everything goes here The type of ppl with a T personality like Ofleh n Afomali fail in both finding and enjoying the lil emaginary end in it , n purely look for mathematical logic. Well they are RIGHT in their own way, ( As in Math 1 unit plus another unit , makes 2 units n NOT 3 units, given that a unit is a defined amount of a given thing) ppl Like Da AGONY n Nuune make it soo funny it looses the lil seriousity needed to trigger a delightfull laughter once solved. the way DA AONY put it : (1+1) = X ( here x is the result of the addition) x could be any number ( namely 3 in this case ) i.e (x) = 3 in pure algerba make (1+1 = 3). meaning regardless what is in the bracket the result is 3. A relative idiotic math if u ask me . The way Nuune puts it is more humane ,by takeing the mystcial Math thing out of it. it becames realively iditotic Joke

PuntLand was a house of paper made by Col Yey to bargain for a share of the Power in Somali politics. Now that that aim is reached , puntland needs a redifination. Just like the rest of Somalia , puntland needs a face lift

Originally posted by Rahima: Because it’s the only thing they think they are good at, but the irony of it is that they suck at that too :rolleyes: Oooh hot mama !! What she mean is , Col yey should use his feminine side more often. Originally posted by Rahima: Sometimes I swear it; I reckon I could run the country better than these hooligans. What we need is a male president and a parliament full of women-that would be the solution. I am very serious with this. sure thing mamasita !! The Col sure knows how to run a chicken house, Just imagine Asha Yalaxow hitting Sahra Abshir farah with her bag full of tampongs.( no offence intended ) on a sensitive motion Originally posted by Rahima: In no way are these comments derived from feminist ideologies, just going by what I have observed. Now What was the name of women viagra ? jewlers

Hold it right there grammer boi !! Yo Xiin, How did u DO that? Xiin: did whaut?? bag that babe, she woulden´t give her # to me , oooh mama , n LOOK at me. oh yeah

contraflow ... You gonna get targetted by some just becouse you´re beeing too self-critical Just replace the Name Bosaso with Mogadishu or Kismayo and you´ll get ya ... kissed . What is it that you wanna change in Puntland? The leadership The power concentration on Qardho/Bosaso The curroption What do you think these ppl(they sure are protesting in their own ways ) WANT to change?

Originally posted by Ducaqabe: Do not speak of matters you don’t know. Plain simple. Rahima said it well. This isn't being rude but just trying to correct you. Don't take it personal. Allah has the power to do everything He wishes even it seems impossible in your little brain. Islamically, everything does not have to be logic. Using logic & reasoning in every aspect is called Cilmaaniyah. This group of people use their thinking, reasoning and logic before they are convinced that it’s Allah’s order and sometimes logic does not work. Remember we wipe out the “khuff†on upper part but logic says we should wipe out the lower which touches the ground. So let’s hope we agree Allah has the power to everything. I´m not much of a thinker n i´ve no plans playing Descartes on you n go "I think, therefore I am", but aren´t we ALL like them? I mean the ones who use their thinking and reasoning. May i ask ya , aren´t you reasoning now to presuade us that "sometimes logic doesn´t work"? Ain´t that a prefect LOGIC ? P/S .. i diden´t understand the "khuff" things upper n lower parts n the point there , mind explaining a lil bit more?

Originally posted by Hibo: Johnny: U already did, but would be better if u can write wat u r looking for Am looking for, you and her n her n yes her too. Am specifically looking for that gurl with that lil something ,u know the one who goes "Miao" U know am here for the taking !!

Huba Huba !! Step back everybody , Johhny B is here !! honeyz,I maybe late but i look good . Say cyber mama ! How do i register here?

Faith is a personal thing ,but lately i´ve noticed some desperate attempst (by a group of "weak Muslims" ) to justify the existence of God. A leaf that shaped itself like the Name of God in arabic , A potato that shaped itself like the name of the prophet(SCW)in Arabic, etc etc. When ppl loose the reasonging power in their minds , all is left is a whole is their Super Ego. If throwing the holly kuran book on the ground causes a physical misformation like this Picture, we´d have a freaky World by now BTW ... She looks "segsi" .. don´t you think ?

Is Edna having her period or did he actually RUN? When asked about the invasion of the southern part of Somaliland by the notorious warlord Abdulahi Yusuf, she dismissed the warlord as a political failure. In her opinion, the main incentive why Yusuf invaded Somaliland was to loot food aid shipped to the region by the government of Somaliland. His other aim was to provoke the war with Somaliland in order to disrupt the peace in the stable Somaliland. The minister says that Abdulahi Yusuf ran and lost presidential elections in Somaliland and thereafter set up a command post in the southern region of Somaliland. An Office in Hargeisa would be prefect this very moment for Col yey .[/] Edna´s secret crush on YEY... read it

Originally posted by contraflow: Johhny I think by just posting this topic I have said what's on my mind loud and clear. Good !! you´re satisfied ? so am i You´ve raised some intresting issues in your 1st post, n asked for elaboration on the points. i don´t see that happening.

Originally posted by rudy: i guess he finished his rehab! hah!! mixing up directions...! how many think hes heading back to camp Caagli lix-saaca in Nairobi!! raise your hands!!....hmm looks like you all learned his footsteps!! :eek: lo0000000000000ol rudy . sure they have learned;) Originally posted by sky: Off to Jowhar Then to Jowhar then to Jowhar , then the Jowhar windows closes itself with an error msg . Originally posted by BN: Historic Sure !!! But where are the happy n welcomming millions home? It is actually sad to see a Somali president heading home without office,phone number and millions of wellcomming ppl. Only col YEY makes such a president.

Originally posted by contraflow: Duke, you are right Puntland has never been better, however there is always room for improvement. All I'm saying is that ignoring certain issues will not help in progressing. Soo Maal, you are right I should have used a more constructive title but I figured this was a very good way of getting the nomads attention contraflow ... Speak your mind. Puntland won´t get better or worse JUST becouse you think what you think. I´,m not a Puntlander but i wish it to prosper, just like the rest of Somalia. It´s what you think that matters, not how some self hypocritically pious ppl tell you to put it.