Johnny B

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  1. Ibti, Sleeping at work is a duty-cop-out, it may 'break your Ramadan. One'd pay a fortune for the image of a tired busybody.
  2. Nuune, i still entertain my fav ghost ( Dinky ) to be around whenever i be lonely enough and make sure no human is around to witness my insanity,whenever i take shower dinky is there. "I know sida jimanka loo saaro". And who says i wanna get rid of my Dinky?. This reminds me of a story my old told me about. back in the 48s they were young kids in Mogadishu under the British, a freind of Dad un-intentionally knocked down another freind of dad who dies later in 'Digfer', The British were not as corrupt as the Italians so paying the 'dia' was not enough , he was risking long term jail so Dad suggested he'd play insane and no court could sentence him but to mental institution , 'lasaretti' the only one available. He went along with Dad's suggestion and ended up in 'lasaretti', later in 50 , Dad and friends tried to tell him stop playing insane as the British will leave and the Italians will be back when he answered . 'meel an ka so noqdo ma jogo'. Ibti, I rather neck instead of make out you lil Britt. Ramadanta haiga jabin.
  3. Ibti, last time i told them the TRUTH it costed me a valuable necking. Malika & Nuune, you guys don't wanna believe in the Ghosts that haunted me all my childhood but 'Jinn'?
  4. Nuune, no risk in ay mid wadaadoo from GBG dhuunta igu dhagto, i'm vaccinated against 'dukanka carabka' and 'hagbad'( Ayuto ).
  5. Another NGONGE in the making? or is it just due to the family expansion?
  6. ^ morning all ! This thing of fasting is so kewl. All of a sudden all the Somali 'xalimos' (from my clan? ) compete over having me for 'Afur'. 'wilku wu somaa, ala miskeenka xas ma haysto' I'm planing to make use of this opportunity.
  7. Sheh, Is it OK to collect lots of saliva in the mouth to fight thirst? ---> my fasting tactic
  8. ^meaning that Naden is not in the field? Very Fabulous article indeed,just found a tiny drawback in the article, namely, the educational problem the young face is multidimensional, problems vary from hidden ADHD and/or T personalities to indoctrination of all it's forms, which makes the article's subject matter both interesting but gigantic to be concentrated on, hence the risk of being moot to the average. The problem is almost unidentifiable in the third world, where child-care is nonexistent.
  9. ^kkkkkkkk Wish i was there .. i'd eat each and every sambusa as it comes out while you roll another. Skaffa dig handskydd eller en piga vet jag, men va på din vakt, de är superpa i konsten att rymma men mannen. Jag , Jag er fort idag. Jag kanske vill ta cirkus-mannens plats. Dags att dra !! hörs imon.
  10. Malika , Att missa Ramadan är som att sakna sin mishandlande man/sambo. You must be a hell of a surviver. Unknown seems to protect you from my semi-ill-intentions. Du har nästan fått en gratis livvakt. Jag sa nästan , , man vet aldrig vad han vill ha för ersättning.
  11. Serenityyyyyyy ... Nice to hear that he & family are OK. electricity is no problem, Castro always had a functioning lighter. There're other freinds of mine t in TX. hope they all survive this.
  12. OK, I was Born on February 30th. Now you MUST tell me why/ how you would capture me!
  13. I don't have a passport yet walaal, soon IA i'll be neutralized. I'm born on January first walaal, there seem to be many Somalis who share B-day with me , but i don't mind walaal. I'm neither a country not an Animal,HOW would you capture me walaal?
  14. My name is Mohammed Abdul-wahab walal, nice to meet you walaal. Ngonge warned me not give away my name in public , but i never understood what he meant public. Is PMing strangers any different?
  15. I came to Sweden October 1st 2000, what has bravery get to do with telling you my name & surname?
  16. Hell no, i'm pure Somali atheer, i still eat with my bare hands with open mouth, and i got that xtra pris forehead. Mig skrämmer du inte, jag har readn varit i pojkarnas lekrum.
  17. Wan ka amusi and you let Ngonge alone , deal?
  18. Du tänker väl inte stöta på mig eller?!
  19. Why my name and not hers? does that give you impure thoughts?
  20. Nejdå, tvärtom, jag lärde mig mera om det.
  21. ^We think as in having weird ideas and the kind of brain we have is the Ape type. What is so bad in protecting Malika?
  22. ^I was a fat little kid so i moved there in sections.
  23. ^You just say so to come across as Malika's protector?.
  24. psyyyyyyyyyt... don't tell anyone walaal.