CL, You'd be rish already if you knew how to grap the 'right' odds, always shooting wild won't make you any closer to victory , aka Jackpot. Sheh, are you telling me that you don't walk, talk or act 'that way' during ramadan? Ibti, Ofcourse kids will be kids , but a kid who utters such unrealities as 'real' is sadly in trouble. wouldn't that child's plight sudden you the least on swapped situation?. Manta caloshad is adkenesaa?

Ngonge, When will the day you shove CL from behind and ask her who told you you to trust a Man come? You must get real at some point on this Ala-Qalbi_Nora joint-veture. Sheh, Val had shown a convulted intrest in their very first interaction. it usually follows, the guy displays either how much money he is good for or how close he is to Allah. Ibti, i just love the way you decphered Ngonge's dark-drift, for that i lift my intellectual embargo on you. D Nevertheless, you & i we get to fight.

CL,where you been? don't tell me you were watering flowers, as you only have plastic. According to NGonge, All Somali Sujuis(females) have plastic flowers. Ibti, bring it on ban ku idhi.

Ibti, the saving yourself was meant to warn you from entertaining the idea of sending Serenity. You like the 11-year old , don't you find a kid of that age uttering such animosity towards different stances a bit ....?

^I hope you hushed the 11-year old up.

^Ehem Ehem .............. Ibti, save yourself.

^The only way to avoid him will be getting enough of 'malish' smell, hang on Ngonge on a visit to his Ugandan friend, you may appreciate your co-woker. The alternative is to go an invite tha polish cleaner every 30 minutes in your office-landscape.

^I think Starbucks IS the wrong refuge. Guys reeking of liac clone, girls reeking of self-pity. ps.. don't listen to Ibti n talk to the guy.

^"sick from the smell of the person sitting across from me". The 'sniffing' theory is getting stronger n stronger. Maybe , just maybe , the 'jalabib' serves a nasal purpose. Val, imisan ku idhi Jalabib xiro.

Morning trolls !! No more fake Ramadan, i'm i weigh less for my length.

Sure , just a second... *sniff snuff''', you smell kina pretty , wanna smell me? Cara told me it's about subconscious choice making. She lined up a list of factors that influence a girl's choice of a lucky basta*rd. 1:Capability to reproduce survival fit offspring. 2:Financial security 3:Social status where she insisted #1 beeing the subconscious choice.

Morning CL, nice weather init?!

AT&T , The ram-orgi analogy couldn't fit better, allow ma la heshay maystidhi?! The Ewe & the Nannie have nothing to worry about compared to what a jenny is chased with, hence my Atheero's fav adage, ' Dmaerkaba wax hakaa haraan bay ilkuhu la xanonan ' as the hind legs of an unsullied Jenny are lethal. Malika, It's scientifically undisputed , girls sniff their way to their Knights.

Ngonge, i knew that'd be the case , imisan ku idhi Napoleon kuwi laqay adiga bio kuu kaban maayan. AT&T, sxb waa runtaa , i was challenged to the bones, and i really was in the mood to live up the expectations, but a 'xamari' word borrowed from Urban got me onto knees, it went right into my heart, 'inyaw' to be exact, and off went my courage.

^Let's hope you live in a nice neighborhood so a better Cat-owner finds her. what are you for an Animal friend who has open windows? , eh skip it, it's your better half and the Ngonge Jr , they've taken over the place, you're almost a stranger in your own flat. I still have the same cat I'd when i moved to my own place.

^Where is my abtiyo Layzie when you need her.

^ I'd a single pear for 'suhur',now beat that, wad ciyaresaye. Ngonge, to make 'Candhoofto' work for you , you need to collect it in 3 minutes. The trick is produce more 'Candhoofto' intentionally and then pretend drinking your fav Soda( mineral water for me ), bye bye thirst.

^Give the kitten some milk ( get it from the coffee machine ) or run to the store and get her a pussi.

Darn you AT&T, show you always work around the logic. Dummy me , i thought you failed to count the number of licks it takes to the belly button of the Cup.

^apropos of cross eyed. You sure heard of the cross eyed Johnny. Johnny looked at the three friends ( girls) at the cafeteria and said to the first one, "So how do you find me?" "Not bad" said the second friend. "I wasn`t talking to you" Johnny replied. "I never said a word" the third friend replied.

^I know about the long faces , but 'waa inagi une', i find you finishing the job reasonably and having the milk on your face a bit contradictory. I lived under the impression of a cold cup of milk beeing equal to 'reasonably' calm and cool Wifey.

" Waar YAA Toolahey eh [big Grin] Johnny is has escaped his wire fence, someone lock him up again " Ala berka !!

^Show manta ti yarayd wa suicidal. A tired busybody pic(a sweet one) = A great sacrifice log2 1/The intensity of the sweetness + (1- The intensity of the sweetness)log2 1/1-(The intensity of the sweetness). How about that? I know Ngonge will sue me but i take that risk and hope he likes his new found kitten so much he cares less for his cousin.

"Johnny how much would u give me for it?? " Don't dare me young woman, i've had too many Truth or Dare parties. Was it not Ramadan, one'd take advantage of a tired busybody and name a sum , walahida.

Originally posted by Nur: Abtigiis I just edited your post to suit Islam page ethics guidlines. The anwer to your question is the same for food, you finish what you have started, reasonably! Sheikh Nur, If men (specially like me & AT&T ) finished 'whatever' they start,and reasonably at that,break-ups or/and divorce rates would be low. Does women still bring 'Milk' to hubbies?. AT&T, sxb , waa xagee mesha canaha laysu keno ?