Johnny B

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  1. Johnny B
    That couple sure had no kids ... otherwise the 'clan is everything' premise would hold as the kids do qualify for being reer , say 'qaloocan'?
  2. Johnny B
    ^Ever felt threatened by a 'not-so-ugly-' friend's irresistibility? *edit* threesome?!
  3. Johnny B
    ^Ask an Xpert !! For the defence of the girl , one'd say , Boys should learn, which of their steaming friends are to be kept AWAY from their eyeful girlfriends, and of course vice versa.
  4. Johnny B
    ^Qalocan ma dadka dhintay unba yaqaan?... ma Akhiraa ?
  5. Johnny B
    Che`, i do understand , Qardho , Where is this Qaloocan? Qbri daharre xage ka xigta?
  6. Johnny B
    Hello Zaki .. so dhaaf . maxad cabi?
  7. Johnny B
    ^heh, I knew Cow girls are nothing but trouble. NGONGE deserves a shoulder, yeah, but mine is occupied by Angels.
  8. Johnny B
    ^Its kachoog, and i've no time for you speaking Spanish. Just tell me how did you bag her # ,, she wouldn't give it to me .. and eh.. LOOK @ ME
  9. Johnny B
    Ehem ehem,,, Che' do not force me to step on you.
  10. Johnny B
    See what getting married does to people.
  11. Johnny B
    No , am not the hippa police .. i'm Johnny , Johnny B.
  12. Johnny B
    NGONGE is married = he can't love life. Why are u questioning his guts?, the man did marry despite the consequences.
  13. Johnny B
    ^So you mean , i can go home and not worry about Ngonge? What if i find him Under his bed?
  14. Johnny B
    Nuunka, Ngonge bilaash bu u noolyahay
  15. Johnny B
    ^One of your patients? What you do work with yarey?
  16. Johnny B
    Afternoon Trolls, Estimated number of visits for www.somaliaonline.co m 3,029 visits per day Time for Atheer Saeed to get paid for Ads?!
  17. Johnny B
    Juxa, cacheap ega dheh !! MsDD, closer than close ban ku idhi. diyarad iyo kutub u Nuune wado ma racayo? Kutubkisa waxa ku qoran oo kalia.. 'washamsi waduxaha' .
  18. Johnny B
    ^Ya dabalo duurka lo diraa? MsDD kutubki miriq sidey ugu tiri , iyado Korean ku hadleyse ka soo baxde. cacheap. Nuune, sharobadas ferehy u ron tahay nooh, kitabkana qalbigow uroon yahe , sku mid miyaa? MsDD, wa runtaa .. the more Nuune tries mellowing it , the harder he gets. Bax dheh ncalaa iskalsihisa ku tale.
  19. Johnny B
    Serious Val, A company here is launching it as a semi tranquillizer for adult male. Argument has it that men feel like a baby again.
  20. Johnny B
    ^A packet of breast-milk tablets . ma dhegahad beshay mise wad i dhirbaxi rabta?
  21. Johnny B
    The wrong female but the right male won. ** dashes hiding behind Val's dirac **
  22. Johnny B
    Hi Val,Nuune, When in need of strong tranquillizer,i usually run into the nearest drug store and get myself a packet of breast-milk-tablets, i dunno if it helps others though. Ibti.. because Dirac rules our lives.
  23. Johnny B
    Morning all.. Ngonge started and i joined the ' Men for "dirac" ' movement.
  24. Johnny B
    Is she that short , my 'gnome' remark could cost me the dessert? No more than three Indians man. Not after that incident' at MILFORD road.
  25. Johnny B
    If you only knew the amount of the Somali exagirated 'raganimo' i carry. I'm the kind of your Somali who could have 3 Indians ( 'baniyal' to b exact ) facing him , and still take a nap.