Ibti, and you suggest what? ** grabs a Klondike bar **

Morning Buxo cadey . You're having Eid today?

Done .. Hijab it is !

^ so i'd be happy , since am not alone? That others too are ugly or suffer doesn't massage my ego . How do you girls combine it with being female?!

Seeker ,can't help it .. this un-proportioned length and weight plus this ever expanding forehead.. i'm doomed. : lol @ The Ministry of Internal Affairs at the Republic of NGONGIA.

Morning gnomes !! Is it official now?... that NGONGE is CL's cyber gig?!

Originally posted by Naxar Nugaaleed: just come across this interesting argument called "the kalaam" arguement by Ibn Arabi, a sufi filasuuf Premise 1: Everything that begins to exist has a cause. Premise 2: The universe began to exist. Conclusion 1: Therefore, the universe must have a cause. and that cause is God? johnny , whats your take on this? Hi NN, Theists had always maintained that since the universe needed an explanation and science can't provide an absolute one; their god is necessary. The cosmological argument is older than 'kalaam''s version of it, and a better and vigorous recast of it was presented by Dr Craig. The argument was debunked on many levels. As causal explanations are functions of natural laws which in turn are products of the universe as we know it,imagining and assuming the existence of a state of affairs ( a vacuum if you like )where there was no time, no universe,no nothing but a single Agent(God) <> is not proof, Therefore the usage of casual explanations can't be of help in the explanations of beyond the universe. More importantly,the argument makes little or no effort to demonstrate anything tangible in nature to manifest the existence of a particular God. It just attempts a casual explanation on and beyond the universe, and infers God as an agent. Its like finding a quarter on your way to school and thanking the one who lost it for purposefully placing it there. NN, would you like to answer this question? "You were molested as a child and hence there can't be a creator? "

^ Just called interflora n told them to deliver flowers with see-you-on-next-frid ay-prayers note to the one who threw the shoe on me, namely Ibti.

^" cutting them in half and counting the rings " Boy, talk about being anatomically pedantic. ** Johnny loves choklad muffins och mjölk, Johnny snatches Ngonge's bit too **

** Johnny pulls back NGONGE,, mumbling .. Once over 20 , we're all adults. ** Juxa... Ya rabta in karate lagu dilo?... Puca is half-Chinese, NGONGE, is too arab ( they call 80 years old lady .. 'bint ali' ) for age guess.

MsDD, If i get half right, then i made it. NONGE, Fuley ? me ? ... says who? the man who never played truth or dare? Let us see your List .. i dare you .

^Yep,,, but had rush out .. NGONGE was giving the sermon.

Hi there cyber mamas, How about you & me sharing Soda right now, smart mamas.?!

No single Testosterone will be unspent i say . Juxa ... sounds littel over 30 but got the body of 15, generally mad at Men and animal males. Arac.... early 20s , but already half of her hair is Gray , dates only a senile with fat wallet. Ibti.. a busybody plump in her late 20s, an active tent, Speaks Urdu and burps like an Indian. Val.. a beauty in her mid 20's ( i know her in person ), my dream girl , i lost her to an ozzy. Serenity ... a brilliant mind in her mid 20s ( i know her in person ), the girl i almost spoke arabic for her sake, who according to a friend put on few kilos lately, she have no time for men and sex. Naden .. a walking bomb , the kind of girl who should carry a 'Traffic hazard' sign, in her early 20s, You've to jump from a long building and somehow survive to persuade her about a date. Eats books , talks books ( sometimes Films ) and if you speak arabic you may qualify for a glimpse of her at the library. MsDD... A regatta in her mid 20s , the kind of girl you walk over dead bodies for , but already taken.. Got only $$ eyes and only Galcaio humour qualifies you for koob qaxwo xaraar ( who speaks wacky somali now ) The_Siren ... in her late 20s , easy going but feminine to the bones,, the kind girl who do the catwalk just to pick a glass of wine , you've to have a class to qualify for a " abowe , ma somali ba tahe " chit chat. LayzieGirl .. This is my sisters lovely pearl, You have to come straight if you'll ever b noticed, no hash hash no vitamin, if you love kids you may qualify for a raise an eye-borrow , but a constant calling a stone a stone is in demand.. no scrubs . Sheh... A shorty with a baby face,in her mid 20s, The only cultured girl on Sol.. i mean if you are somali enough this is the girl you call her parents and ask for her hand , but don't count on to be joined in the shower. Edeb yelo, is her favorite word. Puca ... A mixture of Somali Chinese in her late 30s, Canadian in the culture but looks younger , You be pressed to concentrate on other stuff in her presence, A feminist and religious , a deadly combination. Carry with handle is the sign she carries. Chocolate & Honey... A Guntino girl in her late 20s ,,, No flight 13 please, She attarcts like a magnet , but experience tells her to kick balls instead.. she is the kind girl you want to have as 'ina atheer'. *xidigo* , This is the girl , a girl by the word's basic meaning.. Somali to the bones , a Dirac expert, with a touch of class, European in culture,with that little extra you look for in a Somali girl .. This is the girl i secretly adore. The rest and eventual corrections will follow.

Che`, really? Neither is 'Madoobe' ball-headed 'shangole' nor can you chase a local out of town. period. This is indeed an opportunity for Somalia. Hizbul-Islam is a local Somali rebel , Al-shabab is not, and that is a reason that appeals to the nationalism of Hizbul-Islam, which can turn the not-so-secret-anymor e talks with the Government fruitful and in the process undress and dissolve the Kebab faces union.

At least i show my face .. unlike your Kebab faces .

"Nor has an ethiopian ever step foot in puntland". Atheer, naga qalee. The Ethiopians were swarming over Growe Both helping Atheer Abdullahi against Jama A Jama , and watching that well-known teeth-less old lady in Growe who sucks her 'ari' instead of milking them.

** dare you quote me on this! ** Viva Hizbul-Islam .

Not that we question The Duke's predictions, but he came off as if he was coordinating it.

** Johnny repeats 'qaloocan' 5 times and rushes behind Sue' dirac.

Point being what? 'Power is everything'? Ps.. long time .. miss those sleepless nights .

Women & crying have never dying romance. waar Shidh happens dhe, oo odagaga hosta ka gal.

^ Jamaal, you're one too experienced manly man. ega lexo, ala muxu hoosta saxibkii xaskisa ( girlfriend ) kaga ilchebhse.

^We need to hold with our celebrations till the point of 200 dead 500 wounded, as it's only 5 dead and 10 injured. yeah .

^Interpretations are deadly weapon.