Johnny B

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  1. ^Genius, There is no more floor to flood, you've threaded the ground with our 'dhalanteed'. Darn, how could we miss DNA is proof of a designer? 'Takbeer''?! 'Alahul Akbar' X 3 .
  2. A Religiosity placebo ?! material och nonsens !
  3. No CL, i haven't. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters, etc etc ... there is no reciprocity whatsoever.
  4. ^poor thing ,vomit ?... blaaaah ... anyone in that audinece you subconsciously thought punishing ?! CL.. Sweet dreams are made of .... *** huba huba .... everybody step aside, let me not step on ya...** *Johnny loves NGONGE's ability to wake the jinn in chicks n make ,m do things they normally don't do.*
  5. ^The more confused you get, the better the opportunity to take advantage of you.
  6. Lol @ newbies making heads/tails.... wax walan. Chock.. You joined them,just like that ? and i thought you were the shoulder i'd cry on... cyber check my behind... inyow ma taqanaa? lol @That is not 1st Aid. Val... ever swallowed wrong and a Somali stranger started slapping your back.
  7. ^Hello CHocko , Juxa, i missed the 'Machines' part, that is my Man. And who pays 'xaal' and never mumbles afterwards? ps.. Just had our CEO walking in , i can't talk about money. ** Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal *** ** Johnny Jumps in Val's lab ... iga celi kuwaan, Juxa iyo Ibti **
  8. ^ Now whauut?! This Xaal-Somali thing i tell you is exaggerated. it's NOT possible that my cards won't cover £5 lunch, who do you think i am .. JB from Hargeisa?
  9. Serinityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy , muuuuuuuuuuuwah . May, weli bikraan ahay. just paid 'xaal', to Juxa & Ibti, and believe you me one of'm is wearing red lipstick,looks like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. ps.. how was your trip?!
  10. ** Johnny reaches for his wallet and unfolds the card-holder, handing Juxa the Visa Card while Ibti snatches the American Express card from his hands ** ** Walkes away mabmbling .. yaa la kaftami jiray fish & chips **
  11. lol @ TV. Juxa iyo Ibti, what do you girls take for xaal? I must be politically correct here , otherwise my woes of CL's lack of empathy may materialize.
  12. Cl, you're giving me no choice but to use NGONGE against you.
  13. Nuune, New office, new network,,,, (pssssssssyt ) very slow wireless connection, despite we're the leading company in our branch. Besides,,, Ibti got that effect on me, anytime an iyada wax ka qoro ,, wey ega burji adagtahay yacni... even me n her alone in a dark room , i 'd walk out . Juxa,ani iyo Nuune iyo JB baaquli dhareer aan buuxinay madaxaaga. CL... Just met a smashing Sujui, from Tanzania .. i need your help and i unlike Ibti count on you...
  14. Ibti, It must be NGONGE's description of you, hi-heeled Hijabi. True, i don't see hijabs often,they live in another dimension. NGONGE, this morning on my way to work P1(local Radio ) was talking about girls as sexual offenders, how big is the risk of UK girls, offending you in the Tube?
  15. Ibti, It must be NGONGE's description of you, hi-healed Hijabi. True, i don't see hijabs often,they live in another dimension. NGONGE, this morning on my way to work P1(local Radio ) was talking about girls as sexual offenders, how big is the risk of UK girls, offending you in the Tube?
  16. Î think of Ibti everytime i see a hijbified young woman. how come?. Juxa iyo qurux in the same sentence waa haram. Afternoon small people.
  17. genius pauper. You're not making sense. "if on earth, anything is evident enough to cause understanding it has to be the EXISTANCE OF GOD" please , feel free and tell us how so? We've waited enough , no? NN, This is a recast of the 'first cause argument'.
  18. MsDD --------------->> Ibti
  19. I spent 30 minutes looking for wastebasket; Today seems to be one of'm days you don't accomplish much. So Serenity had a catastrophic date and she tries to portray smoothish. war heedhe maxa la ii so wici wayey?. Horta,Alle ubaahne waa jilcay, Buuxo wuuka baqaa show wey buux dhaafdaye . , Carana cishadi ay inta qalin ska tuurtay si ula kac ah, ay hortisa ka soo qabsatay ayey Alleu Ubaahne ka adkaatey, Laakin , Ibti muxuu oga baqaa? MsDD, wild women & 'cabaayad' are contradiction in terms.
  20. This seems to be good gauging tool regarding a Xalimo morale. Lest one equivocates on Altruism, 1500£ stands to reason ! , or does it ?!
  21. Yeah, sure... You'd say NO. Anybody Altruism?
  22. yeah , sure.. " waad ka duqooday " Juxa.. Anaa aqano mesha Ibti ay ka jilcantahay. watch & learn. Ibti.. If i contribute actively in your charity events , idon't have to bring a recommendation letter from the local Imam, right!?
  23. Juxa, caadi saan iskiga dhigayey waa daalay nooh, Haneefah, remember those truth or dare games? Kuurid is that kind of game , waa is kuurkuureynaa qofki indhah sku qabto waa laga badiyey. Wanna play?!
  24. Something tells me that this woulden't be an issue if he was say from Arabia. Wish them all the best !.
  25. Hello CL, sasa?! Juxa , xaa igrabtaa Ibtisam aan iska xumxumeystee?! Nga tag, ana waxan islahaa abaydaa aa ku sasabee dhocishaan. Faido ma lihid, adaaba warqad kashka iyo laabta ka so goday ii dirayo ka waran.