Johnny B

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  1. ^ This may sound weird , but Londoners & winter blues are contradiction in terms. A phenomena Somali girls suffer from is another winter of 'weli ma guursan ?' from the non-compromising habaryars.
  2. NGONGE is on vocation, hence the testosterone-draught. Morning girls.
  3. ^And I don't think you're in position to reject this hoax, without risking being labelled as Faithless by the Faithful.
  4. No matter how they turn & twist this plain hoax, It's but obvious that God's interest in showing his presence through miracles or his ability to perform them,by way of writing on children's hips has definitely faded over past centuries. The huff of ' Allahu Aclam', is but a misplaced Agnosticism, as it only strengths the plain religious hoax at hand.
  5. ^To confine the number of Somalis who died 'liberating' their clan enclave or/and securing it's share of the National cake to those of the SNM is to rewrite the Somali rebel history.
  6. ^Horta , how come Ibti is a Senior Nomad but not me ?! What privileges am i deprived of by not being Senior Nomad?! Hi LOZ, I'd say Yidish!
  7. ^It's regrettable that even a Man of Stoic's calibre can fall for a 'Halimo' picking on her nose. which is like waving a loaf inside Madison Square Garden. Afternoon Juxa, No wonder that busybody changes 'hijaab' twice a day , its girls like you who make that Busybody wait for an empty elevator, just to recheck that 'hijaab'-fit one more time.
  8. Stoic got married?,i thought he was smarter.
  9. ^Hope your breakfast skips correspond to your physicals, Ibti is those kind of girls who eat little or nothing , yet send the 'have-to-be-let-in-first' msg at Mall entrance.
  10. ^ Can't help but feel pity for your better half, who's to put up with constant glares of 'da-heck-now' and a 'read my breath' kiss
  11. Not exactly , i happen to have made a 'connection' to an Ibti-pool And hey , i decided to be happy . Norf, I'm wondering if you fill your glass (50 cl ) with 25cl water , Is it half-full or half-empty. ps.. Neither is Ibti bewildered of how she got here nor is Seeker from Utopia, waa gabdho aan quraacan.
  12. Some people will always have difficulties deciding weather their glass of wine is half-empty or half-full. Morning small folks.
  13. ^Det tror jag icke !. Men, jag kan låtsas att det är så. Vad gör man inte för en tjej ?! Hi Che .. who is the Sujui girl?
  14. Kan det va sant ?! .. kan det va så att jag hittade ( snarare , snubblade på ) oslippad diamant ? It's not that you don't dislike nuances, its just that we're busy with what we like.
  15. ^Being a friend of an Arab is in itself a pity. Who else?!
  16. NGONGE, don't answer that tricky Question. It's up to her, either gives away a pic of her in a revealing position or becomes bold and gives that that pity , That was the catch, and we do qualify .
  17. ^Am i not qualified for one?!
  18. ^Ever since the extra nice overtake, i'm finding myself in the company of strangers ( dep executives ) , the days of few close friends is over , but then again ,if one aims shooting high , its here one can, drawback being there're too many people to WANT to know.
  19. Why only what we Somalis call it... what about 'you' 'qaldans'?, what do you call it?
  20. True that 'qaldan' means 'Wrong', that is why the Somali dialect spoken in the north and Universal TV is WRONG, hence 'Qaldan'. No wonder Universal TV-ankers speak like 'You'. Nogonge too speaks like Universal TV-anker.
  21. There is ' af-somali' and then there is 'af-qaldan', mafahminoo?!.
  22. ^ Not according to the local 'Mafresh', Abstinence is a *****tch . Word has it that no single 'Buroawe' has EVER successfully became 'Mirra-free'.
  23. ^And whatever you do , stay away from Malaysian chicken. Afternoon, small people.
  24. ^Too bad that Moral is not supported by the stats from your local Jail. The overall message though seems to be, Religiosity placebo can work. And that is not what organized Religions are about.