Johnny B

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  1. ONLF, Boramas defacto governer, Buhoodle's governor, The Ugaas in Guriceel, Samatar brothers, Dr Bubaa, Xiin, FB, LG etc etc of Sol. Sorry , you're on my terrorist list
  2. Faroorle is a State governor and should know his scope of influence.
  3. I've added him to my list of brave Somalis. Viva the Republic.
  4. ^Choco might have subconciously missed a rare Theresome invitation. Isen't 'Xirsi' a name?... it means 'qardaas'? Ngonge and Somali is like me & chineese.
  5. Happy having helped you resample that image of Juxa . you & Ibtisam seem to be popular in the chatroom .. i don't know why .. ** off for a teleconfrence with some Indians **
  6. ^i do .... she was giving her idea on the lecture, and i saw no hips that can carry a whole clan, despite the tight jeans:D NGONGE, I hope you've forgiven me for using your name on the chatroom. morning trolls..
  7. ^First confession . I once ( just once ) used castro's nick , and to be frank it turned out to be a bad idea , regarding that particular chick,she went 'Atheer' all the time, and i never mentioned skirts , be they short or what have you. , in another words.... "waan ku qasare". ** kidding ** FB might not know it , but that girl still don't believe it was HIM. ** was away these days , if you guys seen any Johnny ( you probably haven't ) in the chat-room, it was fake. ** On a serious note .. who on EARTH would want to play THE DUKE?... JUJE??,
  8. Sad, very sad indeed. Twin cities gaalo ma joogto. Mugadishu gaalo buux. If 'gaalo' must be killed in the first place. EDIT: It just struck me, i was told that most of these youngesters were from single-mother families and some belonged to those so called 'minority clans'. Are the children of minority clans more attracted to joining El-Shabab than other clans' children?
  9. Ceel buur = Borthel. Ceel = well. Buur = hill. The well on the hill , or so i think.
  10. ^here and here only does Ngonge's signature come to the rescue, it's only words (but) on your minds . Having admitted the extremisim in the religiousity aspect of Al-shabab yet refusing to adopt secular democracy as an alternative (regarding Bra-policing)is like wanting to be free from smoking yet insisting on having friends who smoke. Step 1 in calling a stone a stone : 1: If A is bad B,C,D,E,F...n , may not neccessarily be absolute good , but must be an (a likely )option.
  11. Well done , PM Sharmarke. Somalia is (despite el-kebab-terror on some parts of the country) moving forward.
  12. I've got a Note from The Department of “din mamma jobbar inte här” .
  13. :mad: FB, hadaad ii noolato faaraxow !! :mad:
  14. Hmmm.. she has a point . !!
  15. ^Cl, I don't have TIME ( but i've LUST, loads of it ). DUH. And yes i really deserved some shoulder to lean on ( a hug to b exact ) , not your advanced dismissal. For you 'Semi-malendo' is (should be ) a reality. Nuunow, sxbow , ha la is kaalmeyo ayaa la yiri , ee ha is haligo miyaa la la yiri. Waking up beside a jalbaab is a nightmare sxbow. Juxa, Since i don't have time , ma qashinka ley soo aruuraa?. naga tag , qadha dacaya xun qaade. ngonge, stop presenting CL as an old lady , that line wuu qarxe , long ago. your trick was to scare us away from her.
  16. ^nuunow , faxdaas C-station-ka degan ogaal ban ooga lexday, ee luuq kale igee. sxbow jalabib iyo Johnny waa , liin iyo caano .
  17. ^^ Boy oh Boy ... and i thought i was pro mathematician.... Johnny reaches for his schedule book and starts looking for Sheh's # ... Nuunoe ,ii soo duceeyey sxbow. ama waan ku casuumi ama waa la i dili, waxba kama dhaxeeyaan. * .. EDIT ... CL, Just when i needed your help most .... but then again ,,, who said a semi-malendo chick can be nice .
  18. The more money i make the less time i've to spend. " min weyn " anybody ?! Just imagine to be forced on marriage not by family or force , but by not having time to hunt. Adunyo wataas nuunow.
  19. Its everything but good day here , the task is there , i know the hows of the drill but lack the enthusiasm to really DO it. Mod told me once that i've 'wadaado' and need to give away 'salol'. girls , anyone of you oo wadado ska qaciye?
  20. ^^ Ok , OK . I just got back from a late lunch at "World class", ... so let us compare my married life to my now-life. 1: If i had a Halimo i would've taken yesterdays or last-night's 'haraa' with me as a lunch, but be happy having had my morning-stand. 2: I would have recieved double as much calls as i had from morning to now, ( a dead atheero , or a sick abti, or why not a 'qaaraan' collection calls). 3:I would long for going home more than i'm longing to my next meeting scheduled in 10 minutes. 4: I would sleep deeper and be more creative than now as i would spend little or no time on fatasizing about women. I would have more social network of my fellow countrymen than i do now , as of her relatives. .... .... You may add/remove points ... now tell me i need a wifey and soon. CL, i'm emotionally shallow , that is why i can't take another emotion-less soul. looking forward to well-calculated life of Johnny now & married.
  21. CL, True that many marriages (most marriages if you like ) turn into duty-trap , but ideally speaking, is there an alternative to being couple with someone to develop together both individually and as a family in a mutually-friendly platform ? Emotional attraction , in terms of emotional connection. contracted relationship = ' caruur baan ku dhalaa ', as the sole duty of couplehood, and no emotional connection is neccessary. Contracting relationship is fine,( i still have my knull-kompisar freinds ) but it lacks spontanity and adventures. NGONGE & VAL , Stay away from me. You guys have have mastered the smell of your better ones's ambit.
  22. ^Because ... 1: i stil have to find a Somali girl who is emotionally attracted to me, and vice versa. 2: unlike most Somalis,I don't believe in going into a contracted ( written or otherwise ) relationships. 3: I'm not making enough effort to get married as i've other ways to meet some of my needs. 4: I'm afraid of young girls as they're not enough stimuli, while 'groob' without baggages are scarce. and few other reasons. What is your take?!
  23. CL,Marriage provides the potential platform for individual development,(maturity, sexual adventures,self-fulfilments, etc etc), the earlier the chance the better no? Celibacy is temporary in nature.
  24. ^It can be a solution to a dominant elder sister who principally runs your affairs, plays the role of a dedicated parent, etc etc .