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Everything posted by Johnny B
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ONLF, Boramas defacto governer, Buhoodle's governor, The Ugaas in Guriceel, Samatar brothers, Dr Bubaa, Xiin, FB, LG etc etc of Sol. Sorry , you're on my terrorist list
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Nairobi: Faroole walks out on Sharif Hotel, why?
Johnny B replied to General Duke's topic in Politics
Faroorle is a State governor and should know his scope of influence. -
I've added him to my list of brave Somalis. Viva the Republic.
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^Choco might have subconciously missed a rare Theresome invitation. Isen't 'Xirsi' a name?... it means 'qardaas'? Ngonge and Somali is like me & chineese.
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Happy having helped you resample that image of Juxa . you & Ibtisam seem to be popular in the chatroom .. i don't know why .. ** off for a teleconfrence with some Indians **
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^i do .... she was giving her idea on the lecture, and i saw no hips that can carry a whole clan, despite the tight jeans:D NGONGE, I hope you've forgiven me for using your name on the chatroom. morning trolls..
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Johnny B replied to General Duke's topic in General
^First confession . I once ( just once ) used castro's nick , and to be frank it turned out to be a bad idea , regarding that particular chick,she went 'Atheer' all the time, and i never mentioned skirts , be they short or what have you. , in another words.... "waan ku qasare". ** kidding ** FB might not know it , but that girl still don't believe it was HIM. ** was away these days , if you guys seen any Johnny ( you probably haven't ) in the chat-room, it was fake. ** On a serious note .. who on EARTH would want to play THE DUKE?... JUJE??, -
Sad, very sad indeed. Twin cities gaalo ma joogto. Mugadishu gaalo buux. If 'gaalo' must be killed in the first place. EDIT: It just struck me, i was told that most of these youngesters were from single-mother families and some belonged to those so called 'minority clans'. Are the children of minority clans more attracted to joining El-Shabab than other clans' children?
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Ceel buur = Borthel. Ceel = well. Buur = hill. The well on the hill , or so i think.
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^here and here only does Ngonge's signature come to the rescue, it's only words (but) on your minds . Having admitted the extremisim in the religiousity aspect of Al-shabab yet refusing to adopt secular democracy as an alternative (regarding Bra-policing)is like wanting to be free from smoking yet insisting on having friends who smoke. Step 1 in calling a stone a stone : 1: If A is bad B,C,D,E,F...n , may not neccessarily be absolute good , but must be an (a likely )option.
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Well done , PM Sharmarke. Somalia is (despite el-kebab-terror on some parts of the country) moving forward.
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I've got a Note from The Department of “din mamma jobbar inte här” .
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:mad: FB, hadaad ii noolato faaraxow !! :mad:
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Somalia is moving forward. !!
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Hmmm.. she has a point . !!
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^Cl, I don't have TIME ( but i've LUST, loads of it ). DUH. And yes i really deserved some shoulder to lean on ( a hug to b exact ) , not your advanced dismissal. For you 'Semi-malendo' is (should be ) a reality. Nuunow, sxbow , ha la is kaalmeyo ayaa la yiri , ee ha is haligo miyaa la la yiri. Waking up beside a jalbaab is a nightmare sxbow. Juxa, Since i don't have time , ma qashinka ley soo aruuraa?. naga tag , qadha dacaya xun qaade. ngonge, stop presenting CL as an old lady , that line wuu qarxe , long ago. your trick was to scare us away from her.
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^nuunow , faxdaas C-station-ka degan ogaal ban ooga lexday, ee luuq kale igee. sxbow jalabib iyo Johnny waa , liin iyo caano .
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^^ Boy oh Boy ... and i thought i was pro mathematician.... Johnny reaches for his schedule book and starts looking for Sheh's # ... Nuunoe ,ii soo duceeyey sxbow. ama waan ku casuumi ama waa la i dili, waxba kama dhaxeeyaan. * .. EDIT ... CL, Just when i needed your help most .... but then again ,,, who said a semi-malendo chick can be nice .
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The more money i make the less time i've to spend. " min weyn " anybody ?! Just imagine to be forced on marriage not by family or force , but by not having time to hunt. Adunyo wataas nuunow.
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Its everything but good day here , the task is there , i know the hows of the drill but lack the enthusiasm to really DO it. Mod told me once that i've 'wadaado' and need to give away 'salol'. girls , anyone of you oo wadado ska qaciye?
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^^ Ok , OK . I just got back from a late lunch at "World class", ... so let us compare my married life to my now-life. 1: If i had a Halimo i would've taken yesterdays or last-night's 'haraa' with me as a lunch, but be happy having had my morning-stand. 2: I would have recieved double as much calls as i had from morning to now, ( a dead atheero , or a sick abti, or why not a 'qaaraan' collection calls). 3:I would long for going home more than i'm longing to my next meeting scheduled in 10 minutes. 4: I would sleep deeper and be more creative than now as i would spend little or no time on fatasizing about women. I would have more social network of my fellow countrymen than i do now , as of her relatives. .... .... You may add/remove points ... now tell me i need a wifey and soon. CL, i'm emotionally shallow , that is why i can't take another emotion-less soul. looking forward to well-calculated life of Johnny now & married.
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CL, True that many marriages (most marriages if you like ) turn into duty-trap , but ideally speaking, is there an alternative to being couple with someone to develop together both individually and as a family in a mutually-friendly platform ? Emotional attraction , in terms of emotional connection. contracted relationship = ' caruur baan ku dhalaa ', as the sole duty of couplehood, and no emotional connection is neccessary. Contracting relationship is fine,( i still have my knull-kompisar freinds ) but it lacks spontanity and adventures. NGONGE & VAL , Stay away from me. You guys have have mastered the smell of your better ones's ambit.
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^Because ... 1: i stil have to find a Somali girl who is emotionally attracted to me, and vice versa. 2: unlike most Somalis,I don't believe in going into a contracted ( written or otherwise ) relationships. 3: I'm not making enough effort to get married as i've other ways to meet some of my needs. 4: I'm afraid of young girls as they're not enough stimuli, while 'groob' without baggages are scarce. and few other reasons. What is your take?!
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CL,Marriage provides the potential platform for individual development,(maturity, sexual adventures,self-fulfilments, etc etc), the earlier the chance the better no? Celibacy is temporary in nature.
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^It can be a solution to a dominant elder sister who principally runs your affairs, plays the role of a dedicated parent, etc etc .