Hi guys, i may sound bit sarcastic, but this is what i think about marriage.
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife listens. In the second year, the
wife speaks and the husband listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORs listens.
4. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
5. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
6. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That's true everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10 year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
11. Only 40 percent of married men cheat in Europe, the rest cheat in other parts of the world.
12. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They can't face each other, but still they stay together.
13. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
14. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the 'y' becomes silent.
15. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
16. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
17. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: 'AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR >RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?' The other replied, 'YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.'
18. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
19. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss (his wife).
20. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
21. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
22. They say women have a longer life expectancy than men...I think we just choose to die sooner!...
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