pearl

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  1. sisters...we should create one for the faraaxs. :cool: [ May 27, 2004, 09:17 AM: Message edited by: Ameenah ]
  2. pearl

    A Thug’s tale

    looolol...ur funny....man..are u sure ur not an old fart?
  3. lol...there are at least 4 perfumes hidden somewhere in my room that i havnt touch for 2yrs brand new.....cuz i love them sooooo much i wont even wear it...is this NORMAL? right now i have this perfume that is from arabta...doesnt even say its name in english..and it’s the Arabic name is soo tiny i cant even read it...but its smells of cinnamon...i love it sooo much...i spray at least couple times a day…cuz its wears out fast..thats what i hate about them arabic perfumes....they dont last.. favorite list: gucci rush--gucci oceanus..body shop jean paul--gaultier..absolute favourite...2 tumbs up fukc--french connection...naughty name! Cuz its actually **** ..but who are they foolin.. dolca vita--cristian dior....i HATE HATE the fhrenhiet for men....smells of medicine..yuck!
  4. does that include traveling all over somali...cuz i know some parts i would love to go but are not safe or are restricted? can one choice the duration of this...cuz 3 months is too long..
  5. i was never fond of slow music especially somali music...but this i especially loved that song by cigal and khadra given by LSK...even though i didnt understand half of what they said... i improvised... Qac Qaac: I was just wondering, How come Somali ppl can't even come up with new songs, and new singers.. we still listening to the old ones from 70s,80s.. what is going on. well..walaalo..u have to understnad that most singers today are after BIG bucks...period!...they dont have the talent....producing good music need time, effort and good command of the somali language in this case....how many of them even speak proper somali?...not to mention some of them sound shity..
  6. pearl

    A Thug’s tale

    lolol....u got mad skilz...lol... waitin impatiently for the next episode...dont keep me waitin..
  7. i cant wait to quit...i'll make sure no one works that day...till the security guards come for me...then i'll make a run.. my rage is slowly but surely building...am taking notes..
  8. ....stop crying... what is this anti-arab hate...man..did u forgot our beloved rasol is arab...i think ur just pissed cuz ur government cheque got delayed and ur just ventin....man take it to ur social worker... its not right killing innocent ppl...and it makes Islam look bad when they say allahu akbar...its not right... they kill us..we kill them...whats NEW?
  9. am havin a hard time differentiating ur relationship to her....was she ur wife or slave? :confused:
  10. i find men who wear khol or eye liner soo sexy...
  11. my parents are second cousins.....no intros there..my dad proposed 3 times before she accepted it....the first 2 times she was like "oh ur my cousin...shoo go away"....but my dad was persistent and it paid off...who could resist such a smooth talker...they have been married for 34yrs.....at the time my mom was 20 and my dad was about 26....and to this day he still calls her "macaanto, i love u soo much"(in somali)... and her pet name is timiro(sweet dates)...i make fun of her all the time....finito..
  12. i wish i never saw those pic..i always knew how inhuman these kuffar can be but to see it in a pic just makes one realize the gravity of thier suffering....so sad to see them in that condition and hardly notin i can do to make it better..i even forgot to make duca for them...truly sad.. may allah replace thier suffering with jannah..amin
  13. pearl

    vasectomy!

    Gediid: let me think......hmmm..err...hmm...U...unless ur 60 and up...then i suggest u get a vasectomy ASAP....if not...honey ur wasting precious time while u could be increasing the somali race that is soo important to u... u make it seem like i have eliminated the whole somali male race as much as i love 2...but if my point is clear am refering to men over 60 having babies..get it?..got it?...good.
  14. lol...u guys havnt been embarrassed like me....walaahi...i wanted to bury myself alive.. my little cousin was asked to take the pads(female diaper ) to the washroom by her mom....her father watching asked the little girl if she knew what they were used for...she said.."abo one day i saw her(refering to me), take down her panties and place the thingy on it and then she wore it"..... my mouth dropped...i was shocked....her father laughed soo hard...i wanted to cut her piece by piece...i was pissed to the max :mad: ..... i swear i never dress infront of kids...it must have been her mom or another...
  15. pearl

    vasectomy!

    Q to bros.. i have noticed that most married girls are forced to go on the bill, cuz the guy doesnt want to go on the rubber...and we all know its side effects( bill)...so guys...is ur satisfaction more important than ur wife's health? am 150% for vasectomy to those men(living somalia) who on the verge of death marrying young girls, ....and having to harbor all the responsibility that comes with parenting on these poor young girls shoulders... some do get support from family, but no one can fill the shoes of a father....and whatsmore...who will marry her with kids when most men whan a young virgin....
  16. pearl

    A Crackhead!!

    does smoking shiisha make u a crackhead...cuz from what i can remember i was on cloud #9...damn! that shit is goooood....
  17. AngelEyes: ..RIVALDO, RIVALDO :mad: :mad: used to love brazil till he came along...yuck!...cant stand his cheating aways..and its soo obvious..if u remember the game btw turkey and brazil in the last world cup...such a hood rat anyways...am not much of a soccer player....but i love watchin it for reasons i wont mention
  18. Originally posted by Darman: your very own virtual "pimp"!! :cool: lol..i thought i was the only one...lol..
  19. pearl

    ladies

    ur soo bubbly. there was a time i will never forget...i was in a miserable miserable state..i came to the famous dixion building where me and a old somali man shared a elevator...he said how its hard now adays to see such a beauty......i was like..what :confused: I replied …u live in dixon...theres tonnes..but anyways hearing those words made my day…..this was about the only time I didn’t mind an old man checking me out… anyways i love my somali bros as qac they are at times....i wont trade them for the world..cuz i know if ever i needed help..they would rush to my aid...
  20. there was a study done back in the 60s..it revealed that on a screening of a movie a popcorn picture was shown few times about 1 or 2 seconds each time, and that 1 or 2 seconds got ppl to go and buy the pop corn.. imagine what a 2 minute add could do to u... :eek:
  21. theres a sayin that goes like this "ppl who complain of constant boredom is not because they have notin to do, but are a boring person themselves"...or something to that effect..
  22. ud pearl, you say you "rushed out"....where and when exactly did you wash your hands? unlike u i carry a bottle of water to make istinja, i bet the only time u sit to relieve urself is only when u have to do #2 and even then do u use a mere toliet paper... ^^^snitch...stool pigeon, rat. ur mama!
  23. am starting to think that the sujui girl that Darman fancies is none other than raula just a thought our Luckiness continued absenteism is the direct result of khat overdose, for which a new judge is been sought after. applications now are being accepted.
  24. So my question to you dear fellow Somalians is; WHY DO SOMALIANS FEEL SUCH DEEP HATRED TOWARDS ETHIOPIANS??? cuz they have taken our land.
  25. Now that my conditions have been met, I shall proceed. I solemnly swear to tell the truth and notin but the truth so help me Allah On the night in question, after the pretrial I rushed to the washrooms only to find a long line up in the womens washrooms. Due to my uncontrolable bladder, I was forced to use the mens washrooms. Luckly there was no males in sight, so i proceeded to take care of business(mind u this was not the first time nor will it be my last) . I heared the door open, enters Darman, looking very pleased with himself. Thinking that he was all alone, he made a call using his cellphone. What i heard next took me by surprise :eek: and thus kept silent so as to hear the convo. His exact words were: Hi, macaanto, please dont hang up, baby u know i love u more than words can express, seeing u talking to lakkad the snake! is more than i can take. my doctor has adviced that you stop causing me such mind distressing ordeal for it will raise my blood pressure, by cutting all contacts with this SNAKE. i suspect he was talking to the girl in question--that certain sujui girl. enters qac qac rushing to relieve himself darman quickly ends the convo, but decided to stick around till the man left so as to continue the convo, but i couldnt pretend to not be present there anymore and decided to make my exist. darman shocked upon seeing me looks at me with such malice stare that it sent shivers down my spine. I rushed out only to have my home vandalized the next day and my expensive Italian Furniture torn to pieces by what looks like the work of a mad man :mad: . my poor cat fofo sustained a leg injury trying in vain to miew away the assailant. FoFo is now wearing a cast and walking with crotches for support. tears streaming down my face... my lord i cant continue no more, i want my FoFo