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Haldhaa anigu in aan walaasha dacayadeedo uma aanan ula jeedin walaal, laakiin waxaan iska soo bandhigay fikrada aan aniga ka qabo arinta aad noo soo mowducday walaal.. Raali iga ahoo hadaan wax xad dhaaf ah geystay.... don't worry about that bro wax xad dhaaf ah maadan geysan ps. when you look for advice, on't just pay attention to does that you would like to hear..advices are not always does that the ear likes but some times does that you don't wanna know.... I know that huuno and I thank u for making the time to give me ur advice I really appreciate it thanks a lot

Tuujiyee wrote Haldhaa aniga wiilka aan raac sanahay... Aduunka waa is badalay gabdhihiina badankood qaa'inoolayaal ee noqdeen... you can never trust a woman now a days... Maybe the guy had a bad experience in the past and he got played hard before or maybe he didn't trust your sister because of her back ground..who knows..... But I don't think what he did was wrong... I agree with him... He played his card the way he wanted and he reached his goal..it shows that he aint a bad guy coming up front at the end and leting your sister know the truth... Now he told her how he feels and explained his reason..is up to your sister to make the next move...but at least now she knows that he is in love with her and she will never question his true feelings for her..... The world changed and the relationship game changed so waz her next move....she needs to make a move alone with no help and it has to be one that looks both side and very logical....Not one with emotions... Thanks bro I just want you to know there is nothing wrong with my sisters back ground that I'm sure of nuune wrote Haldhaa, walaalo haddey cawda u jarto soo baabi'i maayo dareenkay u qabtey asaga oo halkaas iyadu khasaari meyso, haddey xiriirka sii wada wataana ma ay hilmaameyso dhagarta iyo beenta uu ku abuurey, marka waa arrin u baahan falanqeyn iyo in loo shaaheeyo, anigu xaggeyga tala ahaan oran maayo cawda ha u jarto, kaliya waxaan oranayaa xiriirkii siduu ahaa hala sii wado laakin kii hore mid ka dabacsan ha ahaado xiriirka, yeysan nafsadeeda dhan u dhiibanin ninka. aad iyo aad ayaad u mahadsantahay that is a very good advice

Hadaan kuu sheego waxey ilatahay inay sameyso, will you promise me inay sameeneyso. Maya huuno I can not promise inay sameyneyso waayo qof kale oon nafteyda ahayn uma balan qaadi karo I CAN ONLY GIVE HER MY ADVICE AND YOURS marka ayadey jirtaa inay qaadan doonto iyo in kale but still I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR UR ADVISE adigoo MAHADSANTAHAY

for all those years they were together she did not discover his real identity? Walaashaa meesha aqli kuma haysee ninka ha iska raacdo sidaad mooday maaha huuno inta ay is yaqaanaan sanad ma dhama jaceylkooduna waa Love at first site if you know what I mean waan ku barte waan ku caashaqe isku wadan hataa ma joogaan waa Long Distance Relationship bay the way sorry inaan info-ga idiin wada siin hadaad aragto siday isku yihiin u think that they were in-love noloshoodiyoo idil

Waan idiin salaamay dhamaantiin I was away for a while but now I'm back inshaa-allah I need advice from you waxaa jirta inan ila dhalatay waxey in muda ah wada socdeen wiii oo jaceyl ka dhexeeyay marki dambe wuxuu ku yidhi gacaliso guess what, wax kasto oo aan kuu sheegay oo aniga igu saabsan waa been waayo tijaabo ayeey iga ahayd oo daacadnimadaada ayaan eegaye waanan ku oogaday inaad daacad tahay aad ayaana kuu jeclahay Marka maxey idin la tahay inay sameyso :confused: just forgive him and move on? mise inay cawda u jarto?

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P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla, I hope that's not a problem. good one Hehehee that was hilarious

that was very funny you are a genius to collect all that jokes but I have one question for you "Is yo dad a terrorist, cuz u da bomb!!" what if she says? yes he is a terrorist. what would you do then?

Wonderful poem, good job sis

Salaam As-salafiya Anaigu waxaan u aqaana wa Psychological Wooing waxay dumarku wadaan, way ogyihiin in this world goes merry round for them, without them تتعطل المصالح والقيم kaa daran markay ku ogaadaan inaad jeceshahay weeyaan beladu markay dhacayso - this is Imam Shafici(RC) in his famous diwaan: Ùˆ من البّليّه أن تحب Ùˆ لا يحبك من تحبه ويصدّ عنك بوجهه وتلح أنت Ùلا تغبه hadii la xisaabtamo aygaa ayaa daalac loo raacayaa - janaday naga so saareen yaa dib noo gu celiya oo Ilaahay yaqaaan. Waan ka baxay -------------------- أللهم تتباع برّك، واتصلّ خيرّك، وكمل عطاءوك، وتمت نواÙلك، وبرّ قسمك،ولاألهه غيرك Walaal Sharmarkee you sayd exactly the opposit beladu waxeey joogtaa markeey ragu ogaadaan in la jecelyahay

Qoftaan korontadaa waa hore ka tagtay. the word love it basicly defines it self, so if you have seen a marriage that fail before it doesn't mean mine will be the samething, ok. so dont' judge book by its cover. and for your information get the meaning of love and see it for your self. No comment :mad: :cool:

Qoftaan korontadaa waa hore ka tagtay. maybe you're right? Anyway, ereyga Haldhaa maloo bixin jirinoo neefka labka/ninka ah? Mise anigaa wareersan? what do you mean by that?

i dont' know if you are being dumb or what not, ofcourse all man kind fall in love, including animals and so on. so really to answer your question yeah they do, and speaking of that me and my husband dated for about years and got married couple month ago, so if he didnt' love me i gues he wouldn't got marry at all you see what am saying, so man just have their way of expressing love, and inorder to get that love you have to compromise and seek thier attention, and speaking hony just coz they get marry doesn't prove they are in love imisaa guursada oona dan ka lahayn after two weeks. He will love you today and tomorrow the next oo ka soo hor baxdo Don't get me wrong us girls aren't exactly angels but from what I know if we fall in love is forever, but men waxeey moodaan hablaha shey markaa dihan oo dukaan laga iibsanayo barina ay doontaan mid kale and blieve you me I'm not just saying this and I didn't just come up with this question, and even though it didn't exactly happen to me, it happens all the time and fartuun I wish the best in you're marriarge and hope he's love for you will last forever

Well Legend of Zu I am not sure, I have asked myself many times and still don't have an answer Are men Human? and by the way I'm not talking about having a crush on someone I'm talking about the real thing a love that leads to a wonderful marriage and actually lasts for a long time

A friend asked me the other day Do men fall in love? I mean really fall in love or they just pretend they are so they can hurt women, and why is it easy for them to say to a women the just met that they are madly in love with her and they can't live without her when they alrady have one at home. I couldn't answer that,can you?

I totally agree with Passion_4_fashion.

bro you messed up big time you didn't only cross the friendship line but the Islamic line too take the brother's advice and ask God for his forgiveness before it's too late may Allah forgive you and every Muslim out there Good luck

wow tanks LaVie that may do the jobb, but where could I find one? guys I have one more favor to ask, When is best time to tell someone bad news? when they are in a good mood or in a bad mood?

waad mahadsantihiin dhamaantiin walaalayaal mataan u sheegi lahaa laakiin wax kalaa naga soo dhaxgalay barina waa ciid insa-alaah so waan sugayaa inta ciida laga baxayo coz she's so happy now and I think I should let her enjoy her happiness for the time been after ciid I'm going to tell her insha-alaah iyadeey jirtaa hadeey i aamini lahayd iyo hadii kale laakiin aniga xaq baa iga saaran inaan runta u sheego right? and I care about her and by the way this geeljire wuxuu joogaa Uganda

thanks walaalayaal and sorry about the two language it's just that I am cuonfuse about this situation I am going to met her now and tell her everything telt's hope to God she blieves me ii soo duceeya

My muslim brothers and sisters I need a big advice I have this friend, well she's morethan a friend we are pratically family. she's inlove with this guy who lives in Africa and she lives in Euripe, but that's not the problem coz she's doing everything in her power to bring him here,and she sends money to him every month. labo bilood ka hor I went to Africa alaab qaali ah beey iigu dhiibtay waxeeyna i tidhi soo ogoow xaaladiisa, she says she trust him but she wanted me to find out if he was a liar or not. She didn't knew this guy for longe it was love at firts site. waxeey isla joogeen only 2weeks markaan tagay Africa 2months a go isaga wuxuu daganaa magaalada aan tagay ma ahee mid u dhaw magaalada aan tagay waxaan ku bartay famil cusub oo dariska ah. The lady of the house was a very nice and gentle lady but she's married to nin aad u xun I mean in every way. he doesn't respect her or himself, habeenkiyoo dhan wuu qayilayaa malintina markuu hurdaya mooyee markuu soo jeedo iyada iyo caruurtuu dilayaa they have 7 children and sh's 8 month pregnant. waxeey haysataa suuq yar oo aay ka hesho their daily bread wuxuuna ka qaataa lacagta uu jaadka ku gadan lahaa hadeey wax fiican helin malintaa he beats her to death markaan joogay a week waxaan aaday magaalada uu jooga my friend's future husband. waxaan u diray my cousing oo daganaa magaalada uu joogay isagaan ugu dhiibay alaabti waxaana ku iri guriga keen. wuu u geeyay waxuuna yidhi galabta buu imanayaa markii la gaadhay galabtii baa albaabka la soo qaraacay oo waxaa yimid ninki guursan rabay saaxiibtay, oo aad yaabeyso siduu u labisanyahay aad moodo inuu yahay the president. wiilki yaraa baa ka furay, well guess who was it? he was ninki dariska ahaa I saw him but isaga imuunan arag wiilki yaraa baan ku iri ma joogto ku dheh oo bari u imoow,wuu baxay ninki. markiba waxaan ku soo laabtay magaaladi hore to make sure inuu joogo isagi coz waxaa jira dad badan oo isku eg I was right it was him xaaskiisi baa igu tidhi magaaladaa buu jiraa coz inan ay ilma habreed yihiin baa lacag u soo dirta oo dhoof u wada and inanta she was talking about is my friend hada waan soo laabtay and my friend wants me to tell her everything, but I know igama rumeysaneyso coz marki horeba waxaan ku iri sideed nin aadan aqoon u lahayn u guursaneysaa so she knew that I was against it before I went to Africa and I don't want to destroy her dreams but I can't let her get hurt by this guy habaar qabaha ah She's blinded by his love I don't know if she will blieve me so what should I do? here is what I need help with, how to tell her that the guy she's marrying has a wife,7kids and one on the way. I know islamic religion alows men to marry 4wives if he can traat them equally, but this guy doesn't even deserve one wife so help me what should I do

Yeah you are right bro never forget our culture or our language that is what makes as somali and somali laguage is a part of our identity and if we lose it we wouldn't be somalis so always keep it real bro It is not that difficult to understand each other it is just that in northern part use some English and southern part use some Italian in the language if you go deep down you wiil understand eachother in the end and live happily ever after I wish you all the luck and happiness in the world

If u'r in love u should work it out something For ex why don't u teach her the way u talk I mean southen accent and she teaches u some of hers and come halv way compromice for the sake of u'r love how difficult it is to learn? it's on language after all just different accents