LOOOOOOOOL So So True!!!!! 6. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual 11. You consider Essex the "countryside". ISN'T IT?

hehehhe, that was hilarious!!!!!

I just read it in the papers on my way this morning , Innaa Lilaahi Wa-inaa Ilayhi Raajicuun I read the boy choked to death :confused:

I don't think they got enough space for one more Bro, plus student talk , tech talk , what the difference, Eh?!

I don't think they got enough space for one more Bro, plus student talk , tech talk , what the difference, Eh?!

NOVA, thanks for your kind comment and i am glade you enjoyed my poem

HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! But, Also there would not be many Somali man around the world (MN) that are living with HIV HIV doesn't know a gender, and maybe you had bad experience with a Somali man or couple of them but that doesn't mean all of us are like that, you have to understand that minority doesn't dictate the majority, hope you'll meet a nice decent Somali brother but till then chill down and enjoy the joke.

Eid Mubarak to you too sista and to all of you, hope all of us send a prayer to all the people we lost during the sad seasons our country been through!! again Eid Mubarak!

Well I'll tell her something like this.. You the one my soul desire, My angel you my ever burning fire, Inside me love grew like a seed, watered by the way you smile, Let me whisper in your ear the oath to love you for years, You’ll never come across tears never fear the future, Faith drew our love a perfect picture, To be envied upon but we stayed strong, My life is your kingdom and you my queen, You the one my soul desire, Till ever, I’ll keep you in my heart, I sworn my love since the start, Hope my words will show you a picture, Of the future, your love is a sweet addiction, Sweet affection, and did I mention? Your presence in my life is essential. You the one my soul desire, Since the day I met you, baby I felt for you. My love is pure like clear lake, For you I’ll fight, cause I cherish you more than life, You like a light in this moonless life, Will I love you forever? How could I stop breathing? You the reason for these happy seasons, You the reason for the smile on my face, You the reason for the love in my heart, Cause Darling you the one my Soul desire.

God Bless The Internet ... - American Pie (pt1)

ummh year of the horse.. People born in the Year of the Horse are said to be hard working and independent....

for more information try UDP -United Nations Development programme @ http://www.so.undp.org/

Here is an intresting Survey i came across, United Nations Development Programme (New York) January 20, 2004 New York A new Socio-Economic Survey of Somalia, the first such report in over two decades, shows the difficulties people face without a central government or basic public services. Most Somalis cannot afford private sector services. The World Bank and UNDP prepared the report, based on a nationwide household survey. Even before the 1991-1995 civil war, economic and social statistics were lacking, but conflict and the collapse of many institutions over the last decade compounded the shortage. The survey estimates that 43 per cent of Somalis live in extreme poverty, surviving on less than a dollar a day, and finds that nearly half the workforce is unemployed. Nearly one in four children ages 5 to 14 work to help their families get by. One in four men and 13 per cent of women are literate, and only 17 per cent of children are enrolled in primary school. Access to health care is difficult: mother and child health centres are available to only one in four families and only 17 per cent of Somalis say they can afford them. Some sectors have seen improvements, such as telecommunications, where the collapse of the state monopoly has allowed private cell phone companies to grow. The World Bank and UNDP are jointly implementing the Somalia Watching Brief, a programme to set up data collection systems, strengthen statistical institutions, and help establish a statistical database to monitor economic and social conditions. The survey is not comprehensive, but provides a snapshot of various sectors, and the partners plan more thorough studies. "This report represents a first step in providing reliable statistical data on demographic and socio-economic indicators for Somalia, which is of critical importance for informed planning and policy making to best meet the needs in the country," noted Makhtar Diop, World Bank Country Director for Kenya, Eritrea and Somalia. The survey covers demographics and housing, employment and income, basic services, communication, participation of women, and environmental concerns. It was carried out with the support and participation of functioning Somali administrations and international partners. "The survey is particularly important because it gives us a picture of what Somalia looks like today," said UNDP Country Director El-Balla Hagona. "It will also be important in providing indicators for more informed developmental interventions and initiatives, as well as preparing the Millennium Development Goals Report on Somalia." The survey is the first in a series of joint Work Bank/UNDP statistical reports. The data collection and statistical capacity building are to be strengthened under the joint World Bank/UNDP re-engagement strategy for Somalia, with the collaboration of other development partners. For further information please contact , UNDP Somalia or , UNDP Communications Office. source: AllAfrica.com -------------------------------------------------

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WOOW!!! That’s great.. If we Somalis spend more time on building our country, rather then fighting maybe we'll see it flourish and then we'll think twice before starting a war and losing what we have! --eSe--

LOOOOOOOL ROFL!!!

Hilarious!!, kinda refreshing, we started to get bored of these similar topics in This Section! -eSe-

Hey guys this article was done by one of my friends and i would like to share it with you! hi, today we will creat a Matrix Style. Need: PhotoShop 5.5 and more 1: Creat a new document with the size you want. Put the white option for the background. 2: Add Filter/Texture/Grain with this option Int:100 Con:100 Grain Type:Vertical 3: Select the #60FF00 for the first color and Black for the next. Add Filter/Artistic/Neon Glow with this option Size:5 Brigh:15 Color: Black 4: Go to Filter/Stylize/Glowing Edge and add this option Width: 1 Brigh:15 Smooth:1 5: Go to Filter/Blur/Blur 6: Go to Image/Adjustement/Replace Color and add this option Fuzz:100 Hue: 40 Sat: 0 Light: 0 Have fun ..

Hey guys this article was done by one of my friends and i would like to share it with you! hi, today we will creat a Matrix Style. Need: PhotoShop 5.5 and more 1: Creat a new document with the size you want. Put the white option for the background. 2: Add Filter/Texture/Grain with this option Int:100 Con:100 Grain Type:Vertical 3: Select the #60FF00 for the first color and Black for the next. Add Filter/Artistic/Neon Glow with this option Size:5 Brigh:15 Color: Black 4: Go to Filter/Stylize/Glowing Edge and add this option Width: 1 Brigh:15 Smooth:1 5: Go to Filter/Blur/Blur 6: Go to Image/Adjustement/Replace Color and add this option Fuzz:100 Hue: 40 Sat: 0 Light: 0 Have fun ..

Well broda Thunder, you need to identify the virus/torjan your computer been infected with. Or just go to this website Symantec Inc. and i hope you'll find the removal tools, Oh yeah at the same site they have couple of articles and excellent search engine which might help you to identify it! Hope that will help.. -eSe-

Well broda Thunder, you need to identify the virus/torjan your computer been infected with. Or just go to this website Symantec Inc. and i hope you'll find the removal tools, Oh yeah at the same site they have couple of articles and excellent search engine which might help you to identify it! Hope that will help.. -eSe-

Well, I never knew what I exactly wanted in my life partner cause I never though about having a life partner till I met this girl and I loved everything about her so I guess by me loving her, her character and ambitiousness, I gather that they are what I need in my life partner! , So I don't really think that you can actually list everything you want in a partner and expect them to posses it. *MAC BABYGIRL* -Do I make sense?

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