I read the mentioned link and I was quite surprised because I always thought condoms were quite similar to women contraceptives i.e. unless its not health threatening it is Haram. Because normally the main reason youngsters use condoms is their fear from impregnating a female without being wed to her, and if you already married then it is not up to you to decide when will a life should be conceived or not.

whats the purpose of this topic? or is it just self-advertisment? and watch your language with this art fags thing.. damn kids these days!

uh huh as long as they didn't start eating each other up , I don't think its really a news worthy

lol this is funny, and oh boy them two lil chickenheads dancing around!!

beauty ofcourse , she could always take up reading and go night schools...

None of the above , I wouldn't invest in Somalia to start with!! they prob. going to fight again and loot everything I do. I'd go start my little sole trade or little project in western socitey and live comfoy till ever after :cool:

I am not telling .. cause they watching us .. all the time ...they are everywhere ... just sitting infront of their cctv's watching us ..

this thread is lame

Umh okai for the last two years it must be Suspect Zero alot of people slept on that movie, Shinobi Heart Under Blade but for all time oh god the list is endless bu these to new a few True Romance Fight Club Unleashed K-Pax Matrix

this is a tricky topic whatever reply you give is wrong!

I Love this Country!!!! Reeling from the Asian financial crisis of 1997, South Korea decided that becoming a high-tech nation was the only way to secure its future. The government deregulated the telecommunications and Internet service industries and made investments as companies laid out cables in cities and into the countryside. The government offered information technology courses to homemakers, subsidized computers for low-income families and made the country the first in the world to have high-speed Internet in every primary, junior and high school. As with robots and most other specific technologies, the government has had a strong hand in guiding businesses and research centers. Failures have occurred — most spectacularly in biotechnology, when the cloning scientist, Dr. Hwang Woo Suk, was exposed as a fraud — but the successes are many. South Koreans use futuristic technologies that are years away in the United States; companies like Microsoft and Motorola test products here before introducing them in the United States. Since January, Koreans have been able to watch television broadcasts on cellphones, free, thanks to government-subsidized technology. In April, South Korea will introduce the first nationwide superfast wireless Internet service, called WiBro, eventually making it possible for Koreans to remain online on the go — at 10 megabits per second, faster than most conventional broadband connections. South Korea, perhaps more than any other country, is transforming itself through technology. About 17 million of the 48 million South Koreans belong to Cyworld, a Web-based service that is a sort of parallel universe where everyone is interconnected through home pages. The interconnectivity has changed the way and speed with which opinions are formed, about everything from fashion to politics, technology and social science experts said. Chang Duk Jin, a sociologist at Seoul National University who has studied the effects of technology on society, said it had profoundly influenced domestic politics. Two years ago, after the opposition-led National Assembly impeached President Roh Moo Hyun, a consensus began forming on the Internet that the move was politically motivated — two hours after the vote took place, Mr. Chang said. "That quickly led to mass demonstrations," he said. "That kind of thing had never happened in Korea before. Everyone is connected to everyone else, so issues spread very fast and kind of unpredictably." There has been at least one unpredictable side effect: fierce witch hunts. In a case that caused national soul-searching, a woman riding the subway with her dog last year refused to clean up after it defecated in the car. One angry passenger photographed her with a camera-equipped cellphone and later posted the photos. Soon, all of wired South Korea seemed to be on the hunt for "Dog Poop Girl." Several misidentified women were verbally attacked, and finally the woman herself was identified on the Internet and humiliated as the topic of countless online discussions. Such problems have led the government to consider curbing anonymity on the Internet, a proposal that has drawn strong opposition here. In another response, in February, the government released a 256-page "IT Ethics" textbook for junior and high school students. Teachers are expected to spend 30 hours instructing from the textbook, whose chapters include "Healthy Mobile Phone Culture," and "Protecting Personal Privacy." "Education has lagged behind the technology," said Park Jung Ho, a professor of computer science at Sunmoon University here. The government, though, is pushing ahead relentlessly. It has drawn a precise timetable on specific technologies to develop or invent, one of them robotics. Mr. Oh of the Communication Ministry said South Korea lagged behind American, Japanese and European competitors in robotics but was aiming to be No. 3 by 2013. While other countries have focused on developing military, industrial or humanoid robots, he said, South Korea decided three years ago to develop service robots that, instead of operating independently, derive their intelligence from being part of a network. Late last year, three types of robots were distributed to 64 randomly selected households, as well as two post offices, with mixed results, Mr. Oh said. In October, a second phase in the testing will put robots in 650 households and 20 public places. By 2007, the networked robots are expected to be on the market. Yujin Robot started developing prototypes in 2004 and has sold 100, mostly to universities and research institutes, said Shin Kyung Chul, the company's president. It is the leader in making small, $500 robots that move around the house using sensors, vacuuming or sweeping. They have become popular gifts for newlyweds. One of the networked robots — the two-foot-tall Jupiter with a big monitor in its chest, a round rotating head with big eyes that change shape to emulate emotions — can recognize faces and voices. Jupiter recited a nursery rhyme and danced, as Mr. Shin explained his vision of a robot-centered "intelligent society." Kim Mun Sang, director of the Center for Intelligent Robotics, which groups about 500 scientists in a project by government and industry, said networked robots needed a "killer app" before they could become fully integrated into the wired society. He said the conditions were not ripe yet and would not be for another "5 to 10 years." "But eventually robots could change how we live in a way we can't predict right now," Mr. Kim said. "It's like the PC. No one ever thought the PC and the Internet would transform our society the way they have." Source

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come yankees choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why do they call where qualified doctors work a "practice"? If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" LOL Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? didn't know where to stick this jokes or general so oh well

Okaaaaaaaaaai I though to come back and put all what makes me cringe about the opposite sex but then as I though about it , it doesn't really matter cause end of the day what makes you not cringe and actully feel good about them mostly weights more then what does .. so peace I luv ya mami's all of you!!

Mr Farah Blue sure feels good getting that of your chest didn't it.. and Seeker you must have something that makes you cringe about some guys ..

Always late chicks.. girls who tell *theirgirlsfriends* and the WHOLE world about your business.. when they phone your phone more then them tele sales people.. got loads more but well post later .. go on peeps let it all out!¬

Did people actully asked you all those questions? or did you jsut volunteer to tell us little more about yourself ? .. and if they did ask you all those questions dude how big is your ego getting all those PM's .. thanks for telling us about yourself though good to know about you more

daym guys i though this was just for fun hence posted in the jokes section, now whats all this about winning and losing and battle rules whoaaaa!! ps; I say we all blame Pucca :cool: :cool: just joking babygirl

Lol @ Digaale.. this is fun here it goes.. You pick on a girl but I guess that’s your level Step up your game, and step to this rhyme devil My sledge hammer grammar leave you twisted like 8 I see through you, you transparent like thong see through How this for a metaphor, I am bloody like Texas chainsaw You bloody like a teen giving her first birth I am on top shitting on whole earth You soft like Xalwa I see it in your verse I came so close contributing to your birth If this was a movie, you’d need to go and rehearse Verses deeper then the ocean, you full of emotions And this is just a caution, so beware of my lyrical gun flare Digaale dangle a rope and hang yourself, I paint blood on your cloth, blood from your folks too hardcore push a gun in throat rhyme strategic, extinct species called the undefeated and I haven't started I am just getting heated Somalia’s finest call me your Highness Mic-vet, you not safe till you buy a vest as you guessed I bodybag the best, question what mine, then step up and test I grant your moms her wish and str8'n you up Your whole style is a standup comedy. Go ahead take the mic and humor me nah! Sit down son this isn’t for you Next time bring that white boy that got S on his chest oh yeah Thinker I didn't forget about you LOL Coming at me you just seeking fame You blonde-dumb pick a another nickname I am swift with the rhyme bring end to you fool I push you from the edge till you falloff like Ja rule You like Michael Jackson nothing but history 6 bars more then enough for you, taker wack rhyme back to school

umh okai I gotta say little something something Your wordplay is just okay, But my flow is vicious, should I battle you or should I spank you I bring more action then john woo’s movies If words were human, trust me they’ll sue me So please don’t push the issue pushing me to diss you, May the force be with you I spit venom penetrate your muscle tissue You bit ambitious, stepping to this bishop I spit scriptures, vivid paragraphs leave you handicapped Mystical visions of tyrant, I could tell you but you wouldn’t understand

Yes people get it out of your chess , this sounds like a support group .. come on now we not going to judge you girls and boys let it all out , pick a partner and start crying!!!!

lol@who is .. Dude if you taking the time and effort to put out a www document the least you could do is make it validate it , its not a bigger task. And yeah I didn't notice there was another topic in General about the makeover which I can't find now for some reason .. So its only [ Failed validation, 328 errors ] and most of them are missing tags ..!!!

What modern gadget or luxury item would you find it difficult to live without? Could you function without you're trustee mobile? What about your Ipod? Or are you thinking more about your belly? and would miss the microwave.. For me its my pc and broadband connection anything else could go!!!

we got a new frontpage for the forum looks co0l too http://www.somaliaonline.com/indexff.php , but it would be nice if it was validated according to the W3C technical specifications, other then that it looks pretty neat and the logo simple and classy.. what you guys think ?

see you don't get it , its not just about the lines its about who says them and when he says them. Plus you already thinking what you going to do if you meet me, how about you put that mace away and holla at me i'll teach you hand to hand close combat..