woohoo ha la baashaalo!!! umh we goning to need some bouncers so Viking & Legend get ready, how about the music ? any banging beats or classical tubayc?! Lily i'll hook the site for you babygirl holla at me

Rudy you are fired as an admin for this section!"£$ I have to check the net for some jokes.. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Because she told me she was the one

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Apparently One in 50 Adults is though to have Obsessive Compulsive disorder... so does any of us on SOL want to share theirs...? Check these out On 11 January 2000, New York City photographer Noah Kalina Decided to document "the subtleties of the ageing process" by taking a photo of himself everyday until he dies His site and this is a video over the first .. Alberto Frigo who, in a 36 year old project, photographs and catalogues everything his right hand touches and in 10 years records 10,000 of his dreams his site Kate Bingaman who first documented her purchases before hand-drawing her credit card statement her site these were extracts from .NetMagazine

Originally posted by Caano Geel: quote:Originally posted by Conspiracy: I don't really care about America Why not saaxiib? why should I duqa? ps; you never got back me about that thing!!

umh you look all bored here by yourself I don't really care about America but you started to reply to your own threads!! waan kuu camerayaa duqa woohoo

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On first image the second person on the first row looks like one of our Nomads heheheh

^^^ looool damn sheh I needed that laff

bubble and squeak A dish made by frying leftover meat and vegetables (typically mashed potatoes) together. umh and no I never been there but google is my best friend *cool*

oh god in egypt we ate ducks, swans and rabbits mmh rabbits

You tell them outback princess!!! some get her some bangers and mash , bubble and squeak, and roast dinner !!!

Yeah just ask Legend of Zu I am sure he ate snakes , Cockroaches and varitey of insects!! but Sushi is kind disgusting though. But gotta love tuna

Mashallah thats great!!

I hate lame topics like this! umh so why am here well cause I can!!

I refuse to answer on the ground I might incriminate myself.

umh welcome to somaliaonline and we all love each other on this forum we just like to act as if we hate each other for fun actully speaking of Fun the Politics section is truly the Fun Section but we call it politics section for fun so if you read anything there that might seem hostile remember its just for fun

Nope, If you were me you'd understand :cool:

I like everything about myself

I will gather some militia and become a warlord, take over all the land so everyone in SOL country could go to forums and have long heated conversations about me!! lol First time I ever write in this section thank you Northerner bro for this nice topic that invites normal nomads such as myself to contribute to this section without *ahem* Anyhow I nominate myself for region 3

ThePoint, no not really it might be grammatically better but understanding Quran in the language that it was written with is much more rewarding, that’s why its essential for every Muslim to try to learn Arabic to have the full experience. Reading Quran in the same tongue that the prophet read it!! even though the translated version bridge the gap and make our religion much more available to everyone it will still not be the same as reading it in Arabic

There is big different between just learning how to speak Arabic which most Somalis claim to know by throwing random Arabic words @ restaurants and learning the proper grammar , etc. Which to learn is much more harder then just living in Arab country ..

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