Ila qosola saaxibayaaaaal yaana la ila ooyin yaah... Wadaaygoo aa dibada loo dirsay inuu wax soo barto. waxuu ku maqnaay mudo lagu qayaasay 15 sano. waxuu soo bartay Business(Dhaqaale).. waxuu ku soo laabtay dalkii markuu soo qaatay shahaadadiisii.. malintii danbe ayuu waxuu salaan igu tagay oday oweewgiis oo xili hore igu danbeesay.. Odaygii: haye maandhoow Illahay ma kunabkeenay mana kugu nabadyeelay dhulka gaalada? Wiilkii: Haa oweewe Alhamdulilaah... Odaygii: mal maxaa ku heesay meeshii maxaase soo baratay ?? Wiilkii: oweewe waxaan soo bartay Business(dhaqaale) Odaygii: mandhoow Business maxuu ahaay? Wiilkii: dhaqaale waaye oweewe.. Odaygii: Istaqfurulaah maandhoow yaan xoolihiisa dhaqaaleesankarin hee ma halahaas aa la maqneed ilaa iyo waagii.. lol

Sup ppl? i get this joke story for u ppl and i guess most of u heard this before. Those who don't, keep your ears wide open and make sure u understand. that is most important thing ppl.. check it out.... The story is about an old, rich woman who is trying to find a place to park her Mercedes Bens. A parking place opens up and just as she is about to drive into it, a younger driver with an old car drives into the parking place first. The younger driver says, "I'm young and fast". The old woman calmly crashes her new Mercedes into the old car several times and says to the surprised driver, "But i'm old and rich". lol hahahah i hope u gonna like this joke....To me, made me gax gax gax gax gax gax gax gax next page plz

Rasulullah S.A.W. said "Jannat lies under the feet of your mother" Rasulullah S.A.W. said "if you read the kalima with conviction just once... Jannah becomes upon you Rasulullah S.A.W. said "a women who reveals her body or even wears tight fitting clothes while dressing....wont come within 500 years of the smell of Jannah Rasulullah S.A.W. said "the dust which settles on a man while he is out in the path of Allah...not only the fire, but the smoke of Jahannam is haraam for those parts of the body. Rasulullah S.A.W. said "I only curse 3 types of people 1.those people who do not look after their parents when they are in old age. 2.those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed month of Ramadhan. 3.those people who don not say Salallahu -Alayhay- -Wa-Aalahay Wasallam when my name is mentioned. Rasulullah S.A.W said "an intelligent person is one who is constantly thinking about and preparing for death" Rasulullah S.A.W. said "It is better for a man that a steel nail be driven through the centre of his head....rather than if he touches the palm of a strange women" PLEASE TAKE 2 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS. Imagine this happening to you. One day during Jummah salah, a 1,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are." Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said "Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your sermon, and the two men turned and walked out. Too deep not to pass on... Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah ... And then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Quran says. Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Quran says. Funny or is it scary? Funny how someone can say "I believe in Allah" but still follow Shaitaan (who, by the way, also "believes" in Allah). Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing. Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Allah is suppressed in the school and workplace. Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Allah on Friday but be an invisible Muslim the rest of the week. Are you laughing? Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what Allah thinks of me. Are you thinking? Will you share this with people you care about? Or not? "

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hahahahhahaha nuune lol..... u got that right sx

S/C? RAMADAN KARIM! SIDAA LA SOCOTIIN MUQDISHU SOMALI WAXAA LAGA WAXEEYAY RADIO YAAL BADAN. MAALIN BAALIN BAALMAHA KA MID AH AYAA RADIO NORTH MUQDISHU KU YAALAY AYAA WAXUU SHEEGI JIRAY WEATHER(JAWIGA). WARIYAHA WEATHER KA SOO KU BILAABAY SIDA TAHAN.. TUULADA BUULO-BARTO SHAN MAALMOOD ROOB KAMA DA'AAYO. ODAY DHAGEESANAAYAY RAADIYIHII AYAA YIRI BAALYO NA I QAATAY MAXEEY UGA WAALINAAYAAN REER MIYIGAAN WAXEEY RABAAN INEEY TUULADA MARKII LA DHAHO ROOB KAMA DA'AAYO INEEY KA QAXAAN. DAD BADAN AYAA LA SHEEGAY OO XOOLO DHAQATO MARKEEY KA MAQLAAN MEEL HEBLO ROOB KAMA DA'AAYO BARYAHAAN QAXO. RAADIYIINA SIDAA LAGU XIRAY. LOL

AHAHAAHAAAHHA GOOD ONE SX.... SANBUUSKAA KU SAXDAY ABAA...............

aslamu-calaykum ppl?. Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayaa tuug u soo dhacay cidoo reer xamar ah. Tuuga wuxuu wataa midi amaba tooreey.. Nin iyo naag isqabo ayaa guriga dagnaa. tuugee intuu soo galay qolkii ayuu yiri yaa la isdhaqaajin.. Kii reer xamarka ahaay intuu soo booday ayuu yiri yaqeey hanaga jajabin abaa qaado waxaad rabtid lee.. Tuugii waxii dhan uu qaatay markasuu yiri soo fur macawista iyo fanaanada. Kii reer xamarka uu ufuray tuugiina wuu baxay wixii dhana wuu qaatay. Abuu heeloowgii oo qaawan aayaa naagtisa ku tiri.. iyaah maalin walbo saas maa nafaqo kuu siiyaa hadii aad iska cilinweesay midkaan caatada ah.. intuu soo booday ayuu yiri.... war maa wadeenaa iisho minaas soo hunguriyaasan lahaa faraantiga arooska ee farta iigu jiro waxaas la dhihi lahaay kan usi Madoori maa maray aa la dhihi lahaaaaay lol... waxaan u maleenaa waa fahanteeeeen...

hahahhahahhaha....... qosilkii ramadaankaa qoslay abaa... SUUFI la kurdhigay waaye yaah

ODAY REER MUDUG AH AYAA IMAADAY MAQAAYAD WAQTAGA QADADA EEY DHAABTAY. ODAYGII BAADIYO AYUU KA IMAADAY WAXUUNA KU SOO DAGAY SIINAAY. ODAYGA WAXAA U IMAADAY KABALYEERIGII(WAITER) MARKAASUU KU DHAHAY HAYE ADEER? ODAY: ADEEROOW WAAN BAAHANAHAY II WAX II KEEN WAITER: BARIIS,BAASTO, HILIB ARI, BUSKEETI,SUQAAR IYO KOOSTAATO (MUFUSH)EBER OR DHAMAAD. WAITER AYAA KU DHAHAY MUFUSH WAAAYE WAXAAS OO DHAN... ODAYGAAN MA KASAAYO (MAAFUSH)WAXEEY TAHAY. ODAYGII INTUU SOO BOODAY AYUU YIRI........ ADEEROOW MAAFUSHKA NAFTARKIISA MARAQ IGU SOO DAR INA SOO KULULEEY....LOL..... KII WAITER KII WAA CIYAAL BOONDHEERE YAA CALINAA HEE.....ABOO HEELOOWGII QOSOL DARAADIIS HA LA SUUXO..

hahhaha waraada alaabo horaa isoo xasuusiseen walahi lol. sx aniga xataa xaafada waa lii waabsanaan jiray.. lol. waraa iska cayaaraa ooyaaye la idhahaa waan oon jiray kii ifoorjeeyaa

SALAAN?.......... maxaa cusub.....? waraada foorjooyinkii waagii layaraay ma xasuusatiin ciyaal XAMAR lee... WAJIGIISA MA KA TAQAANAA: EEY BUKOO BAKAARAHA JIIFO YAANYUUR LABO JIR AH OO YAANYO FIIQEESO WAN TUUG AH OO TUGUNBO LOO QARSHAY ATIRISHO TUUR LEH SHAXAARI SHAAH RAADIS AH DOORO DABAAL DAGEESO DOOLI TUKAAN DEEN KA DOONANAA ::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::: WARAA SOO QORA WIXII XASUUSO ALAABTAAS OK..

Sheeko dhacday oo dhax martay wiil ciyaal xamar ah iyo oday reer mudug ah. ODAY: Adeer bal ii waran? WIIL: Fican badan ODAY: Adeer Jaamacada maxaa ka barataa? WIIL: Adeerkiis waxaan bartaa (BUSINESS) ODAY: Adeeroow BUSINESS muxuu ahaay? WIIL: Adeerkiis waxaa waaye DHAQAALE nooh. ODAY: Wwar balaayo anagaa aragnay oo adeer ma dhaqaalaa barataa? WIIL: haa yaaqeeeey see camal ah. ODAYGII INTUU DHABANKA QABSADAY AYUU YIRI.... OO ADEEROOW NIMAAN XOOLIHIISA DHAQAALEESAN KARIN MAA JIRO....... LOL

shafici waa iga qoslisiisay walahi. DR Sumeeye ayaa helay xariifkaas yaah.

hahahahhahaha.......... shayshay..... that waz funny sx....... lakin kaalay adiga aaba calool xanuun nagu riday sidaa English somali isku dar nagu waday.......lol.... waraa waa iska kaftamooyaa yaah.