congrats ya norf. JB wax kasta wu la socda!

^^Yeah, but it's not like Man City are short of money, is it? Their buying him for what he can do for them in the future, as opposed what he has done. Plus, he is not the first South American Youngster to come to La Liga at an early age and flop. Quaresma and Riquelme flopped at barcelona, but developed nicely in their mid 20s. Man city buyed him so everyone talk about and possibly attract players of a similar calibre to their club.

Originally posted by unknown1: BG and others. u guys make me remember when the somalis had western hair style and al shabaab shaved their hair. i can imagine u have a western hair. shave the head before going to somalia. Horta, why are you always off topic? This a football thread and you're giving us lectures about shaving hair. Don't you know that is it unislamic to imagine something bad bad of your brothwes? The Prophet(saw) instructed to give 70 excuses to your brothers. :cool: For the record: I have a mohican, but i used to have dreadlocks . In any case, listen to adeer Nuune's advice and stick to talking about football. Hadi Kale, skip along to the politikz section! p.s. Man u will be a different outfit when Ronaldo returns and berba gets to full flow! and lastly, how come all these samaliens started supporting chelsea all of a sudden?

Unknown, here is a hadiyad for u: premiership is looking awfully predictable!

Arsenal Youngsters are licking Gunzhotz again maybe this is the season? :cool: :cool:

^^The long speech/ bayan given in most hanafi- pakistan mousques is not part of the "khutba"; hence you see people only walk in for the last five minutes, when the Imam does a quick dua in Arabic, which is normally the same every week of the year. They took the fiqhi position that it is obligatory that the khutba must be done in Arabic, so they give a general bayan( alot of the time in Urdu), but only the last short dua is technically part of the the "khutba" itself. That's why you even see some people talking during their general bayan and those running late just turn up when the Arabic khutbatul-hajja and dua starts. They also give two Adhans during their juma, if you might have noticed. On the other hand, the Salafis ulema and others hold the position that the Khutba can be done in the language of the people. The Imams gives a lecture, but the Arabic dua and khutbatul is contained within as well. I believe White-Chapel Masjid does that in this format, these days, while most local Mosques run by hanafis does it in the former.

^^why would they unite with ICU, who are divided amongst themselves? :confused:

u got a keyboard?

I don't think that gynaecologist-gate was such a big deal, if you consider that there are plenty of other threads and words exchanged on SOL daily and in the archives. Though, I do think our good friend(a&t)shoots himself in the foot sometimes, by personalizing threads and calling out people.

Originally posted by Alfa: Fiicnan lahayd Abuu Mansuur oo Hargeysa loo dhiiba. !

@Nephthys, maybe you look like a rabshoolad? @Norf, I think you are referring to the Pakistani/Hanafi khateebs who just read a khutbatul hajjah and short dua every single week? And you forgot the khutba about giving charity to the needy and at the end the general secretary or someother cleaningly shaven old man stands up saying, " brothers we need 2 million to build an extention to the masjid, all we need is 5 bounde every week, all will build a house for you in jannah, jazakallahu khayran".

Originally posted by Valenteenah: I go on Jobsgopublic daily. Best for local govt posts. Oneworld , Eldis and Bond are all good for international dev/NGO jobs. And finally, Reed is great for temping. quote:HIV and AIDS Development Adviser Organisation Progressio Salary See termns and conditions Based in Hargeisa, Somalia Closing date 21.09.2008 Posted date 03.09.2008 JB, speak to them; they mad an error. For those from outside the UK: South London is the place that really isn't part of London, but they felt sorry for them, so they included them too . It is a godforsaken place full of estates. Just joking before Sayid shankz me for dizrespectin his hoodz. Thankz for the lInkz val@ sayid @sayid, check ur mail sxb!

Written by: Hamzah Moin I look forward to going to Juma prayers every Friday. It’s a chance for me to meet all my friends who are cooped in the library studying for some odd Engineering exam or they are too busy in a science lab, cheating off their peers. Yes, Juma is a time where we all cram together in one room and listen to an inspiring khutbah. Unfortunately the khutbahs can range from outstanding to just plain “what-the-hell-was-that?”. The Khateebs are also very colourful at times. Here are the different types of Khateebs you might see. The Broken English Khateeb Well it’s not really Arabic, and it’s not really English. Basically it’s a *******ization of both languages. The only thing anyone will understand is the “Assalamu Alaikum” at the beginning and the occasional grunts and screams. The Under-FBI-Watch Khateeb This Khateeb is the most extreme. One too many conspiracy theories and questionable topics in khutbah (ie. Jews are better pilots than Muslims, Christmas promotes hatred etc.) You’ll notice that a Khateeb is under FBI watch by seeing a lot more “white converts who wear black suits” in the crowd. Coincidentally, all these converts have shades on. The black suits remain at these khutbahs until the Khateeb speaks about friendlier topics (ie. Love everybody, Love animals etc.) The Angry Khateeb It appears this Khateeb woke up on the wrong side of the bed in the morning. Perhaps he stubbed his toe on the way to Juma or he spilt coffee on his thobe? Perhaps he entered the mosque with his left foot or filled up his lota with scorching hot water? It is unknown what makes an angry khateeb so angry but it’s most likely due to a sequence of regrettable events. The angry khateeb also likes to point at things when giving his talk. Basically he’ll point at random people in the crowd and proceed to scream at the top of his lungs. Once he pointed at me and screamed that if I don’t watch my wife too closely or if I commit adultery then I’ll go to hell or something. Now I’m not married so my first reaction was to blush and I was flattered that he thought I was a married man. Another quizzical thing about this was that I was only 12 years old when this incident happened. Gosh, getting married young is quite the controversial subject. The Marry-Your-Kids-Early Khateeb This particular Khateeb has a fascination to have the youth married off at an early age. He looks at school calendars and checks which days are school holidays and volunteers to make khutbahs on that day. He talks about how pornography is haram and that marrying the youth is the best thing for this ummah. Now getting married right out of high school is a bit extreme for me but this khateeb says that if you got hormones, you gotta get them in control. The only halal way to control them is to marry that cute girl in your biology class or that handsome boy you see in the cafeteria at lunch. No time to get to know them…get married NOW! The We-Suck-Today-But-Our-Past-Was-Awesome Khateeb This is the standard Khateeb. He highlights obvious points about how today we are lacking and our past was awesome. No…better than awesome. Outstandingly astonishing. But today we’re in the pits. The Khateeb will go on and on about how much we suck and describe that the main reason we’re going downhill is because our kids aren’t married or because of America holding Islam down or something. This Khateeb will also talk about how Muslims invented all sorts of gizmos and gadgets. It’ll all start off with algebra and chemistry but it’ll move on to other things like microwaves, automobiles, the wheel… I guess we invented the entire world and more. The Khateeb will then finish off how we will one day take over Rome and Islam will be glorious as the conquest of Rome is one of the signs of the Day of Judgment. Obviously it’ll happen but the FBI agents in the crowd just raise their eyebrows. The Coliseum is ours suckas. The Jewophobic Khateeb These khateebs are the most dangerous to put on school holidays but our ingenious mosques still do it. Basically these khateebs will go on and on about how Jews are treacherous and how all of them are secretly plotting to kill us or make a lot of money…possibly both. Jews probably bullied this poor Khateeb when he was younger. The Jewish bullies most likely gave the Khateeb a wedgie in junior high school. The khutbah will then turn into something like a zoo where the Khateeb starts describing Jews as monkeys, cows, pidgeons, hens and every other animal you can think of. The animal part is the only educational part for young toddlers. Otherwise keep them away from the membaar. The Ebert-and-Roeper Khateeb These Khateebs are somewhat modern and actually watch some of the movies that are currently out in theatres. Naturally, these movies have an anti-Islam agenda and have filth that our Muslim youth shouldn’t watch. Make sure you marry the youth early. The Khateeb will proceed to give a thumbs down to every movie currently out in theatres because there’s too many kissing scenes and curse words. Let the Khateeb watch movies but YOU shouldn’t watch movies. The We’re-Not-Terrorists Khateeb In case you forgot, this Khateeb will remind you that Islam is a peaceful religion and we aren’t terrorists. I think we need reminders like this every other week because we have short-term memory. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes… it sure is great to inspire our youth with people like this.

ala, you watch football? dont you know that unislamic? my trolling done for the day!

War unknown ninyow d u want maskiin to get kicked out of their shaqos? i mean browsing pages with Osama/Zarqawi and the likes? And when are you going to actually join the good fight? Johnny, B, every Mullahs password is: Milksheikh! lest we forget:

I was watching a comedy programme where someone pointed that the whole world has been forced to use the american system of dating: 9/11= actually the 9th of the 11th month to Britian and other europeans states technically means the 9th of November...11/9 would be more correct... afrogirl, Somalis are suffering the consequences of 9/11 too......

@ norf, it is dependant on this: quote:within a period of 120 days of the signing of this agreement the TFG will act in accordance with the decision that has already been taken by the Ethiopian Government to withdraw its troops from Somalia after the deployment of a sufficient number of UN forces."

Originally posted by money: who cares if MP Maye dies or not? how many Mayes died before, how many Myoows died and still die , how many maryans died, how many mama's died? how many innocent Somalis die daily? how many munas die ? how many maskiin and muluq de si macno darro die daily and you cry for one who is happy to be MP and collect UNDP money for Qat chewing and political pimping to warlords? that makes me sick to the stomach ... Millions of innocent Somalis died by the hands of warlords, the evil TFG, Yeey, Shabaab, Shaytaan, Tigre? Mohammed Dheere? Qaybdiid, Darwiish, Morgan? what is the difference, one MOFO happy to collect UNDP welfare and handout for Qat chewing was smoked by another MOFO happy with UNDP handout? You know what? the death of Somali MP is good ..it is like one lesser evil, lesser traitor, let them all Ethiopia-supporters, Qat chewing, ignorant and unlettered MPS and Mofos in Somalia die off ( die one after another until no MPs are left) and may I add let all the fanatic charlatans, wadaad-come-latter-day saints, Qaida sympathizers, also die off( and end in hell just like their warlord friends) Somalia will not have peace and its people will not know peace until we still talking like this just let's hope that God sends a miraculous saviors, heroes and heroines ...so far all we have known are warlords, evil men, crazy fanatics, destroyers, cheerleaders, dukes and dukettes... and let us hope against hope all evil men and their followers and cheerleaders including some here in SOL perish from the face of earth... let us hope against hope that all this extremism, death, misery, ignorance, tribalism die with the old farts and old-farts followers and cheerleaders including some here in SOL. Wishing death on all these so-called Somali leaders and their cheerleaders is justified and ok. It doesn't even matter,you know what I mean? I won't shed no tears at all if all evil MPs in Baidao, warlords in every corner of somalia and from every clan, including warlords, wadaado, fanatics, cheerleaders, dukes and dukettes, clannish bozos are smoked, assassinated, or if the whole ADC warehouse, Villa Somalia...Somali clan websites, fadhikudirir venues burn cos in these places you have evil-men and evil men-followers (dukes and duketees) who brought, perpetuate death and destruction to millions of innocent children and mothers. Let them die out one after one ... for real. And I would advise all these conscious brothers and sisters to retreat or take break arguing with cheer-leading fools cos it is lost case and won't do anything .. it's like putting lipstick on pig ... to borrow from McCain and Obama ,,,as they said ...they are still the same pigs ..doofaro.. dayuusiin, eeyo aan soo daahiriin ...ignorant warlords, clan bashing, hate mongering, grievance-ridden, sick mofos!!...Sorry...Somali makes me insane and sick everyday..it is the same shitty stuff ...no sense at all...no thinking for out of the box...caught in the spiral of misery, backwardness, hate and ignorance ... it is hopeless walaahi! lol, what makes you think your so different and holy?

What a disgraceful waste of money!

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: I don't want to ruin the topic and make it a political nacnac but i must say Somaliland recovered and rebuilding without that Billions of dollars and all that oil business. Quite remarkable indeed ........... Angola must be a lesson to those in the area like Congo, etc. thatz because Somaliland doesn't have "all that" oil business and billions to spend And Angola is gearing towarda a different level than what one would call " rebuilding" in Somali enclaves.

interesting how the Islamic word Mujahideen is being translated into "Jihadis" even by Somali media such as Garowe-online, tolow miyey baqayan or are they just trying to sound politically correct/please to western audiences/governments? quote: Somalia: Kismayo admin. 'built by jihadis': Sheikh Hassan Turki. "A part of the jihadis started the war and we knew if we did not support them, that Barre [Hirale] will kill them one by one," Sheikh Turki said, adding: "Kismayo is now under Muslim control."

Originally posted by Resistance: Did u really have to post this, is depressing watching it. the poor kid was badly advised to take on a guy tat is somewhat bigger than him and has a knockout ratio of 90%. ya? there's no such as a poor kid in the art boxing. It's great entertainment, in fact, I replayed that knockout several times. I just feel sorry for the peepz that paid 15 pound on per per view to watch this fight, which lasted for less than minutes. Thank me for posting the link so everyone can enjoy the knocout Blessed, is that your tuulo? lol@ amiir nasim xamiid Norf, dunno, some cadaans were saying on the radio, " it culd be cuz of the month of "ramerdaan!.

well, if he waits too long, then the remaining 10% will start to age afrogirl, acudubillahi-mina-shaytani-rajim, do you have a thesarus listing words to curse men? :eek: quote:cowardly, deceptive, manipulative, chronic liars,impulsive, compulsive and neurotic, vindictive and a leading exponent in the male chauvinistic movement.

Originally posted by nuune: ^^ You never heard of BIG BANG, in Af Somali, it means qub-qac dhanka-lalax

typical Somalians!