Originally posted by The Zack: Nuune LOOOOOOOOL nin waalan. You definitely hit the nail right on the head. This is Zack's true colors. Siduu isku celcelinaayey, he fell into the trap unsuspectingly. The war just started, get ready guys. :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: :eek: :confused:

Originally posted by The Zack: Nina, the scenarios u mentioned are very disappointing if not disgusting. I have seen similar stories in this part of the world where the dad or the mom is full of it. People like that will always be in our communities or even in non Somali communities. But when we r talking about normal and regular parents, those still have some kinds of preferences. At the end of the day the kids will be raised in a healthy way. The question is which way is better? Have one kid every three to four years and have a baby by the time your first child is 16 even though your kids are only 4 or have all four kids in 4 years and be done with the diaper and similac world in about 8 yrs. Normal n regular aa? Zack sheekadan waxay noo noqotey dhaqan haddii aan Somali nahay. Iska dhaaf kuwa Europe, Australia, N.America iyo wadamada kale ee child welfare-ka lagu siiyo degan. Fiiri xerooyinka qaxootiga in Kenya, Ethiopia, fiiri kuwa ku dhibaateysan Nepal, Ceelayasha Biyaha, iyo meel walba Soomaliya, all you see is bunch of kids dayacsan and their mom oo cunug cusub xambaarsan. Dhaqan xumadaan waxay foolxumadeeda banaanka u soo baxdey after the civil war. Family xero qaxooti ku jiro, why ay caruur isaga daba keenaayaan ayaago cunto u haynin kuwa ay already dhaleen?. Kuwa biil loo diro oo ayagana iska dhaldhalaayo waan arkey personally. Ayagoo dhaqankaas wata waa kuwa qurbada la keeney oo hadana meeshoodii ka sii bilaaba. uffff. Mideeda kale islaanta caruurta iska daba dhalaysa sannad walba caafimaadkeeda ma ka fikirtey? Islaan odageeda ka da' yar hadana u ayada dhanba jiitameysa sida iney jawaan sokor ah jiideyso. Yaaqow ha i wareerin, haddii kale waan sii dhex galaayaa sheekadaan deeper.

lol, I was thanking them duh. Why are you against independent women who can think for themselves? ma ku dhibeysaa saas? Ismalura jawaabaha aad u dhiibeysey aan ka dareemey.

Ok! walaaloow, qof qaxootinimo ku jiro, siduu 5 cunug isaga daba dhali karaa? shan cunug (kan ugu weyn 8 jiro) oo guri isla jooga weligaa ma tagtey? odeygii dhaley ma aragtaa asagoo la ciyaaraaya 5taas ama caawinaaya xaaskiisa? I understand if we were back home, laakiin qurbo sheekaddeeda ma yara. Nimanka Soomalida waxay Ph.D ku qaateen in ay aroosaan, ilma badan dhalaan, la imaadaan excuse ay dhahaayaan "she doesn't even take care of herself, marka i'm not attracted to her anymore, mid kale u baahanahay oo attention i siisa". Losernimadooda waa arrinta communitygeenii saameysa marwalba. I used to baby-sit kids to make extra cash back in the days and there was a time I baby sat 7 Somali kids oo diif kawada daadanaayo, odeygii islaan kale guursadey, maamadii dhashay caruurtana jahwareer ku dhacay, guriga dhana wax ka soo uraayo loaded diaper. The oldest is 10 and she is the one taking care of her brothers n sisters daily. How sad is that? gabadhaas yarta ah markey weynaato niman badan ayey lafaha u qaadi doontaa. Qoysas badana oo similar situation ku jirana waan arkey. Maxaa loo dhalaayaa caruurta haddii aan la xanaaneyneynin oo waqti lala qaadaneynin oo aan horumarkooda laga fikireynin. Bunch of selfish people iga dheh.

Indeed! This is really not hard, I don't understand what is the big urgency to have kids at this day n age. There are lots of kids in Somalia that need new parents, marka kuwaas lee haloo gargaaro haddii ilmo la raadinaayo (thank you Brangelina)

LOL@Ismalura. War kuwaan wareerkooda ma yara ee hawada ha naga maraan.. Aaliyyah, dhaadhaan waaye nooh! (atleast I think it is lol). Ilmahaan la iska daba dhalaayo sanadba sanadka ka danbeeya dhibaatooyin badan ayey leedahay. 2 sanno ilaa iyo 4 sanno ha u dhexeyso caruurta ayaan qabaa si one-on-one attention oo uu helo cunug walba, waqti lacag loo aruursado la helo kan soo socda. Ilma la iska dhal dhalaa like iney yihiin ukun dooro aanba la yaabaa. Ilaahow jaahilniminada naga saar.

lol@Ismalura Maba oga what women can do igaarkaan yaah, hadduu Farax- qurbajoog uu rabo mid caabuda, Xaalimo-qurbojoogna can go to the buffet line and pick mid lugaha u dhaqo ( he has to put that in writing cuz you can't trust these hungry for-i-dhoofi Faraxs ya know ). Zack, walaalow wax ka halaabooyaa ma laha gabdhaheena haddey 30 dhaafaan, if they decide to have children someday, wey yaqaanaan where to go. p.s. I was there for work, thank you very much. Nin waa buuxaa lee dhahaaye yaah. lol

Zack saa u socotey Nairobi maa sheekadii geysey? Dad wadankooda ku raaxaysanaaya ayaad rabtaa inaad barbar dhigto kuwa Soomaliya jooga. Horta weligaa ma aragtey laba qof oo isku guri joogo oo text message isku diraayo i.e "the food is ready"; "we need milk so get on with it dhooreyaho"; "i'm going with Ahmed wareeg badne to marfashka, see you tomorrow"? Waxaan kaloo ku weydiiyey shuruudaha dumarka uun baad soo list-gareysey, ee aawey kii Faaraxyaasha? adigaa...lol And lastly, 30 yr gabadh jirta oo single ah wax ka qaldan malaha haddii aysan aroosin. Aroos lagu degdegona waan ognahay results-ka ka soo baxo. p.s. aniga Africa markaan tagey not long ago, application badan ayaa ley horkeeney (Canadian passport waa laga danbeeyaa), marka nin la'aan wax la dhaho ma jirto. Ayagoo tuugtamaayo ayey meel walba istaagan yihiin. And that's what's up.

^^^shuruudaha ay doonayaan wax nooga taataabo bal. Yaase ula jeeda (gabdhaha maa wata conditions-ka)? Horta, qurba joogta the more ay sii joogaan qurbaha the more oo uu fikirkooda isbedelaayo. This generation is the generationka text message iyo email isku furaayo, adigana gabar Soomaliya ka keenso ayaad soo bandhigeysaa iyo nin aadan aqoon u smile garey. Fadhi waxba kuma yimaado waa runtaa, qofkii rabo inuu xaroodo familkiisa hala hadlo who knows the girl next door is available saacadaas. Ilaahow noo sahal amuuraha, Zack-na ka dhig ICaawi.com igaar ah.

Allah maxaad wax aan is ag mari karin is marsiisey. Guurdoon iyo doctor aspirations shaqo iskuma laha, mana ahan wax la isbar bar dhigi karo. Haddii qof rabo inuu wax barto wuu baran karaa, laakiin wey adag tahay inuu qof helo a life on earth companion. Maxaa yeeley mid waa iskaa wax u qabso, tan kalena waa qof kale wax la qabso, marka soo bandhig another example kale fadlan. Talooyinkaada wey fiican yahay often, maalmahaan uun baad olole "gabdhaha dhiig kar ku rid" bilowde. LOL@mission accomplished. IXaasid is the only word I can come up with after reading that sentence. p.s. indeed wax walba oo aad aduunkaan ka sameyso waa inaad u dadaashaa.

lol@Ismalura... Niman wareersan ayaa qurbada nala jooga ma istiri. Caqli lix saac nooh!

LOL@Zack's weird advice (the 2nd one). Waxaan ka baqaa markii loo smile-gareeyo inuu ka hari waayo (stalker camal nooh) oo sheekada meel xun gaarto. Walaalow horta advice la qaadan karo isku day inaad usoo bandhigto doobyaasha, maxaa yeeley intaad so far dhiibtey waa bariis bila moos iyo basbaas. p.s. waqtigii laguugu tala galey ayaad aqal galeysaa ee dhibka dhaaf.

^^^Eid Mubarak to you too bro. p.s. still you're busted.

lol@18 ciyaal ah. Horta waa runtaa say wallaahi crew waa dhibaateysan yihiin (McDees kuwa cunto u tahay). Kuwa aroos doonka ilaah ha garab galo. Wiilkaan banker ah waa inuu sawirkiisa ku soo dhejiyaa halkan, ka dib waa la meelayn doonaa (meet n greet sessions with potential partners). Insha Allah, we wait for your sawir iyo CV. lol p.s. yes I agree, if you can afford it then have it (it doesn't mean labo shaqo ka xamaalo though lol..oh no!)

^Saas ma i dhedid hee, haddaan ku fahmey after 4 pages. Aniga ma ku dhihin nolosha lama qabsan karaan, nimankooda ayaa raba iney guriga ka bixin (eh! get it now) oo ay ilmo u saar saaraan the assembly line (warshada ilmaha ka wadaa) annually. Waxaana ka hadlaayey wa the mentality nimanka qurbo joogta oo adiga kula wadaaga fikirkaada kuna dhaqma. LOL. (kaftan) Nimanka maba rabaan iney irida ka dagto xaaskooda (wey halaabee hadii kale yada yada). Ayadana ilmo dhaloow lee ku jirtaa oo waaba tacbaan iney caqligeeda istimaasho. LOOOOL@afartooda ciyaal...ilaahow na cafi. p.s. wadan qabow badan hadaad joogto oo 4 caruur jiideyso, you definitely need baabuur n 2 two drivers.

^Ok, walaalow yaa u maqan islaan 4 cunug jiideysa oo aan luqada shisheeye iyo nidaamka qurba joogta waxba ka aqoon? Tusaale, mid wax isku nahay ayaa aroosey gabar Somalia looga keeney, check this out yeah, caanaha ilmaha haddey go'aan he has to come home n bring it, diaper-ka sidoo kale (wax walba basically) keep in mind igaarka wuxuu xamaashaa 2 shaqo. Do you know how many times a day she calls him at work? is that necessary? ma taqaano sida doctorka loo aado, loo adeego in the supermarkets, luqadii waa eber. Mar walba waa inuu qof baryo "can you take my wife to the doctors I got to work". Ma rabo iney barato anything oo asaga culays badan ka qaadaayaa oo u fududeynaayo nolol maalmeedkooda (sound familiar Mr. xaasidberry.com?) 4 cunug oo kan ugu weyn 4 jiro living roomka ayey ku qeylinooyaan, ayadiina maba nuuxnuuxsan karto (weak n depressed). A household 6 qof dagentahay, hal qof ma or ordi karo keligiis, waa in la qaybsadaa hawsha guriga si horumar loo gaaro. Marka, all I'm saying is wiil qurbo ku korey gabar baadiye laga keeney isma fahmaayaan (mandarin v cantonese camal) haddii aan runta aan ka hadalno. Haddii oo u odey yahay waaba fahmi karaa, (xaalkooda mar kale ayaan soo hadal qaadi doonaa), laakiin 23 yrs old doob magaaladoo joogo haka qaraabto ayaan oran lahaa. Dhallinyarada Soomaliya jooga oo doobka ah way caqliyeysanooyaan, marka miskiinkaan $10, 000 yaan asaga laga sasabanin asagoo soo jeedo. Turufotoolayaal badan ayaa soo baxay meel walba in Somalia gaajada awgeed ee ha la is ilaaliyo, I know dad jab ka soo gaarey sheekoyinkaan. p.s. women have brains too you know, mid ogol "4 cunug isii intaadan i isbonsarin" majirto ee please stop with your xaasidnimo advice for the love of God. Qof aqoon leh oo ilaah ka baqaayo oo aad is fahmeysaan haddii aad heli karto waa Alhamdulilaah. My idea is way better (p1). Edit: I ignored your college prof analogy....saas maa kuu dnbeysey? LOL

Originally posted by Polanyi: I knew it. Gotcha!

Walaaley, Zack wuxuu rabaa inuu advice uu isaga raacin uu sidii expired WFP bur u siiyo rijaalka doobka ah. Iyaah. Tuulada uu deganyahey waaye problem-ka aan u maleynaa, kuwa cadaanka xataa tuulooyinkooda ayey hillbilly bridesmaids ka doontaan, malaha Zack wuxuu u maleeyey that is the norm everywhere. hmm Zack, marka hore, guurku waa calaf, sax? Qof walba has different experiences, double sax? Adiga advice xaasid ayaad dhibtey, triple sax? lol Horta ma maqashey islaantii lixdanka jirtey oo dhashey? mise you were creating an app to lock up women's laptops?lol Hal case ayaad haysaa oo aad u istcmaaleysaa like DNA test? wax kale ma haysaa? Aniga I know 10 cases oo 40somethings ilmaha left n right isaga daba keenaaya (different ethnicities Somali u badantahay). AS xataa wey ogyihiin the value of shukaansi love (remember 7PM). Adiga lee aduunka ka maqnayd waayahaan (30 sanno iska dheh) Mr. Xaasidberry.com. p.s. Waxa si fiican la isku bartaa markii la isla dego waa runtaa, laakiin marka hore waa in heestii jacaylka la isku hees heesaa (waxaas a techie xaasid ah waxba kama yaqaano lol). La qabso 2010 sida u dhaqsaha badan.

^Reer Banaadir, I've answered your question but you didn't answer mine. Why is that?

^How dare you say that Zack? Zack, what you saying doesn't make 5 sambusi for afur. lol Gabar local ah oo ay is fahmaayaan hadduu $10, 000 kaas ku spend gareyo soo kama fiicna? safar lacagtiisa ma xisaabisey? markuu keeno mida Somaliya, soo inuu afkii baro ma ahan, baabuur sida loo wado baro, suuqa iyo doktoorka inuu la aado soo ma sugeyso? Is he ready for that? yaana dhib yar labada choice? Shukaansi love works, folks are getting smarter, been aan la maqlin majirto. Kii wax haystana ma booteyn karo, waa la is ogyahay salary wise qofwalba tabartiisa. Adiga waxaad tahay old school, 30 sanno ayaa ka soo wareegtey fikirkaad jeebka ku wadatid oo ku bilbileysid igaarkaas guurdoonka ah. Walaalow, mideeda kale, haddii aad ogtahay ma ogi but 30 is the new 15 now. Women are having children at age 40 n up so eat a cellphone techie-yahow. p.s. Zack, sheekadaan waa ku fashilmatey, maxaase igu diideysa inaan ka qayb galo dooda? LOL @xaasidnimada Zack

lol@Oba I'm saaxiibey (female) marka hore, barasho wanaagsan. Tan labaad Masagawaay ayaa lo' ii joogtaa, laakiin Xamar ayaan ku dhashay oo hal gaarigacan ii yaalaa.. Marka abti soo dhawoow. Ereyga "naag" lee naga ilaali, maxaa yeeley reer Ceeldheer waa minority in here, n we need all the soldiers "active".

Ciid Wanaagsan SOLERS!

lol@Aaliyyah iyo Ismalura. Ismalura, walaaley bangi aan boqolkii badaneydey lagu kala sarifin, ha nagu sheegin please. Aaliyyah oo waxaan arkey Chinese ku soo sharxeysa, markaasan Taleexi idea-diisa ila fiicnaatey, maxaa yeeley; 1. Wiilasheena (PhD holders) oo joogaan sidee Chinese gabadheena qaaliga ah loogu soo hadal qaadi karaa on SOL? 2. Aaliyyah oo waxaan arkey side business meesha ku camiratey LOL. Caqli badanaa gabadha, ilma adeeradeed ayeyba kula rabtaa. Horta fowdo maxaa waaye? waa aqriyaa ereygaan mar mar n I never bothered to look it up. Anyways, kaftan aside, waxaan idin rajeynaayaa in ilaahey idin siiyo caruur caqli badan leh oo caafimaad qaba. Aamiin. Eid Wanaagsan kuligiin.

lol@XX. Soo ma aadan arkin, Haatu used 2 Bs, Nassir used 1 b and I added them up and claimed my land.

^Aaliyyah iyo Ismalura shaqo fiican ayaad Zack ka qabateen. LMAO @Zack explaining himself... gabdhaheena SOL ilaahow noo daa! Shukaansi love is for real Zack, indhaha ma la istiraa. AS xataa wey ogol yihiin ilaa iyo 7PM. Dadkii wey is bedalooyiin, yacni sida ay u fikiraan ama isku shukaansadan. Been beentii la isku maaweelin jirey oo quraafadka la isku aqrin jirey wey dhamaatey. Hadda sheekada waxaa waaye "what you see right now is what you get later" type of shukaansi, marka dheel dheel ma ahan alaabtaas ee ogoow. It is 2010, la qabso aduunka dhaqso.