lmao@thinking dirty. Waryaa I'm not you madax orgi-yaho. War xishoo soo kuma oran? find another hobby waryaa ciyaal suuqyaho!

^Wax waalan. Waryaa xishoo, waxna iskuula har xooga nooh, you r a Lander afterall. Ha ceebeyn calankaas Ciraaqiga ah

lmao@dadqalato, that is just wrong Sayid, I'm a mortal n not some vampire...n what did I ever do to you guys to make you say that? Btw, aren't you guys married with kids? or you r looking for minyaro, is that it? Just to be clear, I don't accept sloppy seconds cuz I'm always number 1, you got that? thank you. p.s. Who said I was available anyways?

Government Enlists Job-Training to Bring in Erstwhile Buccaneers From the Sea By ABDINASIR MOHAMED NOVEMBER 23, 2010 Former pirates gather in a class in Garowe, Somalia, to learn new skills. GAROWE, Somalia—On a recent morning in this dusty, inland town, Mohamed Indhagel stood before a group of haggard and rough-looking men and announced he no longer wanted to be a pirate. "You know, eating food I bought legally and earning money legally is prescribed by Islamic law, so that's why I quit piracy," he said. The men, sitting at wooden desks in a classroom in a cement building, burst into applause. It was a feel-good moment, familiar to all who have summoned the self-discipline to battle powerful temptations—whether alcohol, gambling or, as in this case, terrorism on the high seas. The class comprises about 225 former buccaneers from around the country who have entered a three-month program to train for a legitimate career. A few had been sent here after being jailed for piracy. The prospect of multimillion-dollar ransoms off the horn of Africa have proved irresistible to scores of Somalia's young, poor and jobless men. Attempted ship hijackings world-wide have surged over the past two years, to 370 so far this year from 293 in 2008. Somali pirates are responsible for 39 of some 47 successful hijackings world-wide this year, said Cyrus Mody, manager of the International Maritime Bureau, which tracks piracy attacks. The surge in criminal activity has led to a desperate, global search for solutions. Foreign naval forces, like those from the U.S. and the European Union, have spent tens of millions of dollars to tackle the problem with warships that patrol the waters off Somalia's coast, which have deterred or thwarted some raids. On Monday, 10 Somali men and boys captured in April on a German freighter they allegedly pirated in the Gulf of Aden went on trial in Hamburg and could be imprisoned for 15 years if convicted of piracy. But the patrols have also led pirates simply to move farther out to sea, where so-called mother ships provide them with food and fuel. Now, this $2.4 million rehabilitation program on Somalia's northern tip has joined the antipiracy fight. Launched last year and due to last three years, it is the brainchild of the Puntland government, the semiautonomous region in the north of Somalia where piracy began. Sponsored by a Western nonprofit organization that requested that its name not be used, it aims to teach the men skills such as carpentry, construction and how to run a small business through a government vocational school. Clan elders, government officials and religious leaders have backed the program, using Islam to encourage the young men to abandon a violent quest for easy money that often afforded them drugs, alcohol and women. "This project's objective is to reduce piracy and get alternative jobs for the youth," said a Somali staff members of the aid group. In an interview, the staff member said past attempts by religious leaders to persuade young men to abandon piracy failed, largely because the leaders couldn't offer the men an alternate life to the illegal trade. The program is especially important now, given that monsoon rains have passed, leaving calm seas that ease the way for pirates to stalk slower cargo ships in their skiffs. Other countries have tried similar training groups. Saudi Arabia has a program to reform Islamic militants. Yemen, with U.S. funding, is building a similar center for Yemeni detainees returning from Guantanamo Bay. Two state governments in India are offering Maoist rebels job training and cash in exchange for their weapons. Rwanda also has attempted to rehabilitate Hutu fighters believed involved in the 1994 genocide. At least 50 Somali pirates in Garowe have graduated from the program and now practice new trades, according to the aid group's Somali program director. Local program heads said six pirates have dropped out of the program and returned to piracy. On this October morning, the ex-pirates gathered for general lectures, after which they divided into smaller groups for lessons tailored to the skills they want to learn. The room is decorated with antipiracy slogans. One said: "Our society says no piracy!" Mr. Indhagel, wearing a white turban and a red India-made lunghi, a traditional cloth skirt, said he has been approached often to head out in skiffs seeking victims. When he was part of the pirate prowl, he spent his time chewing qat, a leafy narcotic, sleeping and speeding out to sea in quest of ships to hijack. Last year, he said, he earned $75,000, which he spent on qat, a small home and the ultimate symbol of pirate wealth: a Land Cruiser. Another former pirate, Omar Abdullahi, entered the program after being picked up by a foreign navy last year and jailed in Puntland, where he said he was beaten and warned he could face the death sentence. He said he paid a bribe to secure his release. When religious leaders from his clan came to his home eight months ago, Mr. Abdullahi was ready to listen to what them. Since then, he has graduated from the program and joined a local company to do electrical repairs. "You see, I am not a pirate today, but doing a job that pleases everyone who knows me," said Mr. Abdullahi, as he balances on a pylon and repairs wiring on a Garowe street. "I am actually happy with this life." Not everyone has managed to resist the lure of the sea. Abdikhalif Abdi, in coffee-colored jeans and a silky black shirt, said he quit the program because he missed being a pirate. In an interview at a cafeteria in the town, the 27-year-old smoked cigarettes and flashed his iPhone, saying he had become too accustomed to piracy's "endless money." "I wanted the rehabilitation and a career," he said. "But piracy drags you back into the sea." Source

No worries Aaliyyah. Horta where is Wacdaraha-A? anyone else want to file a MIA report? Storigaan dhan waxba kama jirin ayan u maleynaayaa. LMAO lol@my deep pockets. Ducadaas ii soo badiya fadlan. Gabdho dadaala and InshaAllah waad heleysaan wax walba oo aad dooneysaan. Always aim high and never give-up chasing after what you want in this life. Good luck to all of you.

^Mowjada raadiyaha cusub ee FM Somali girls ma la dhegaysanooyaa maalmahan si saa'id ah mise aniga lee fikiradaas qaba? Winter xun ayaa u soo socda Somalida qurbajoogta miyaa sanadkaa!?

Ma ku dhalatey? maye right, then ID card ayaad u baahantahay period (kooyto is kooyto).

lol@gurdoon nigga Zack, you are right, I was too young in Xamar, laakiin I have older siblings, relatives, neighbors, older friends n their friends oo ii sheegay their shukaansi stories. Horta hal mid ogoow, nin aan aqoon sida dumarka loola hadlo wax faa'iido uu leeyahay malaha. Gabdhahaan "guurdoonka" (somaligii aa ii gooye lol) xataa wey kuu sheegeen. Si fiican u aqri hadalkooda bal. Aniga I know what I'm talking about yaa akhii. Shukaansiga maanta jira waa Alhamdulilaah! and all I want is for the girls to say Alhamdulilaah too. loooooool Naga daa IXaasid apps-kaada please. @Ismalura...you call that sales pitch? looooool What are the perks? hadalka xalwa ka dhig xoogaa nooh. Sale it to us walaaley! @Aaliyyah, good girl.

^Too much kiyaakare halkaan. Yaa leh yaa leh kulahaa! War heedhaha, ma nii sheegaa yaa iska leh? It is mine ok! there, I have said it!. Car sheegta magaaladeyda mar danbe, weji kaneecoyaashaa tihiin maxaan dhahaa.

lol@Aaliyyah, the girl might end up with the gurdoon's friend at the end of the night. Wax aan maquul ahayn ayaa la isku kabkabaayaa, indha adkaa! gabadha soo dad meysan dhalin?. Filin Hindi iga dheh. Let me sum this up for you baby girl: No game=arranged marriage...lol --Marka say no to arranged Farax or you'll be yawning everytime he opens his mouth lool. p.s. Caqli lixsaacyaashaan oo page-kaan ku jira camal waaye kuwa arranged marriage-ka idinku sugaayo ee ka carara sheekadaas. uffff (hal dhagax labo crows oo p9 ku kor duulaaya ku dil aa la dhahaa alaabtaan, kii fahmaaye lee ka horeyso )

^Mr Rudy, be careful of who you are talking about now you hear! I'm not going to tell you again yeah! If you have an opinion about what we are discussing on this very thread, then by all means share it without the garbage aad ku soo qortey the first time here. Waa kaa hadalka!

Su'aasheyda ka jawaab. Labo nin meet gareynaaya gabadha miyaa the firts date? First date picture-ka aad lacagta ku dirtey u soo bandhig n Baaam the best shukaansi night ever. loooool

LOL@lame attempt of shukaansi.... Gabadha keligeed ayey labo nin meet gareyneysaa? interesting. lol@talking to adeers... ma waashey bal markaan suaal shukaansi odey Somali ah weydiinaayo FYI: westerners-ka maba yaqaanaan wax shukaansi la dhaho ee ku noqo mar labaad. North America aan ka hadalno iyo UK for now. Bal ma ku dhibee inaad your potential significant other aad poem u qortid ama $100 ehelkeeda Somaliya u dirtid (make sure to take pic when you r at dahabshiil) si suprise ah? Xaasidberry.com iga dheh...lol

LOL@Zack's false equation that failed him.

lol@Zack's assumptions. Bal noo sheeg siduu ahaa in your times please.

^^I need more details please. About working from home idea, I think it is a great idea, laakiinse waxay ku xirantahay qofka dabeecadiisa(personality), it is not for everybody kinda occupation, if you know what I mean. Dad baa jecel working with others, kuwana like to work individually (perfect candidates for the proposed business). Marka waa in personality assessment sameysaa si aad u hesho the right people for the job. $1000/week lacag miyaa bal?

LOOOOOOL@Ismalura Aniga beero oo fardo joogan ayaa ii dhow n I can easily get my hands on a horse tranquilizer haddii loo baahdo. Istaqfurullah. Zack thanks for the link. I will try Android OS next year IA. lol@Zack throwing a keyboard. You need Washamsi 20 maalmood.

lol@waabad u dhameesee... Wuuna na dhibey dee,.. lol... Waa maxay business-ka aad ka hadlayso if you don't mind me asking?

Exactly! pick your Farah indeed! @Zack, nooh bro, you r wrong again, shukaansi is anything but boring these days. Dhibaatada waxaa waaye the Faraxs oon rabin iney effort galiyaan iney gabar hadal wanaagsan kula hadlaan of course oon been ku jirin, zero game ayaa idinka keeneysa "shukaansi is boring". Go figure ..lol

lol@crappy IPhone Nah, still with the Blackberry. I'm used to it now though. As long as it is accomplishing what is meant to accomplish then I'm cool. I need to buy a memory stick so I can download more apps, videos, ringtones n bunch other things to entertain myself. For some reason I don't like www.crackberry.com because the apps they offer for free are useless. @Ismalura, igaarkaan wuu ku dheel dheelooyaa ee yuusan ku wareerin. Si walba waan ula hadalnay hadday wax maqlaayaan saaxibey.

LOL. Jilib iyo Jamaame dumar wey ka xamaashaan aboowe, ask me some of my older siblings were born there. Walaalow, dumarka Soomaliyeed iney idiin talin doonaan ma ogid miyaa. The future is bright, the future is dumarka Soomaliyeed! (I borrowed it from my nemesis's signature ) I downloaded an app from IXaasid.com lol..... It is on I tell ya. It is on.

LOOOOOL Saliid macsarada kulul iyo biyaha kulul Soomaliya ayaa laga keeney incase you didn't know. Like I said, the girls have already won this marka cellphones laqa kuligiin without water. p.s. come on then, banaankaan taaganahay ee aawey bootadiini, show your faces darn it!

Originally posted by The Zack: Nina, Loool we know who is going to win if war breaks out when each man = 2 women. You know the values I am talking about, raggu waa 100, dumarkuna 50. And don't be mad at me I don't make those equations... Oh nooooh you didn't! :mad: Maxaa tiri? what equation? kaaley nimankiina dhaanto maa noo dheeleysaan si aad nooga raaysaan? we will see indeed! Haddii aad ogaan lahaydeen, in biyo kulul ama saliid macsaro kulul wejiga la idinkaga shubi karo intaad hurdaysaan then If I were you maba isku waalwaali lahayn qof dumar ah. Yaanan 1st degree burn idin noqon dhaqan cusub, y'all don't know who you messing with for real. Waad arkeysaan niman badan oo edeb daran oo kabaheena leefaayo soon. Mark my words. I say bring waxaad haysaan, aan aragno qofkii wax laga qaadaayo, caabaadkiina halkan ayaa laga garankaraa already inaad lose gareyseen this battle of the sexes.

This aint no McDees joint, we are talking about Mudane Maxamed Farmaajo, Raiisul Wasaaraha DFKG Soomaliya, address him appropriately yeah. Kuwan maxay marwalba afaaraha DFKG ugu jiraan, wax aqoonsada mey raadsadaan. Ufff