:cool: The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING, the woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS. The man discovered COULOURS and invented PAINT, the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKE UP. The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, the woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY. The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, the woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET. The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, the woamn discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE. :confused: The man discovered WOMAN and invented SEX, the woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES. The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, the woman discovered MONEY and that where it all got ****ed up.

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.The lad asked, "What is this, father?"The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."