^^^^^^^^^^^^^heedhe aniga hilibki carada lahaa soo cunay. intee la ahay? :confused: shakiga iyo waswaaska iska dhaaf. i bet farantejeer laguguma soo korin. gafuurkada aa gafuur dhalay :eek: hate when dadka cajiib cajiib iska dhigaan :rolleyes: put the bloody hilib out in the morning? FYI did u know microwave thowing has dangerous health effects.

^^^^^^^^^^goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. intina kale kiilo musmaar laqa. looooooool@yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

^^^^^^^ qacbaro and i are just concerned and caring muslimiin. brother no offence nooh.we were been helpful. go and get yr no2 sorry sheekada kaa qasnay!

baashi, kaftan iyo maaweelo waa sheeko bilowgeed. dont invite temptation to yr mudul qacqaac kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk waa saaaaaaas

^^^^^^^^^ waalagaa soo qeylshay sxb. ama talo keen noqo ama talo raac. if baashi is married, i wonder what he is doing :rolleyes: :rolleyes: reer baro, pls dont entice ninkaan, reerkisa ha duminina :mad:

^^^^^^^^^^^^missed that chapter too. i forgot that u got home 4 hrs ahead now i wont attack, knowing shoobaro's heart is the right place and he promised to be good lazy.........abaayo, if u saw the end of my post, i wrote this was ayeeyo style cooking. maybe i should pay attention to bacteria but we have eaten hilib miijiska laga keenay, and we here . i still live same old way. i cook same food, sorry if iam too dhoore ps. i dont own microwave. i think that makes us lazy and encourages tv-dinners.

^^^^^^^^yaa ciyaal qawaaf, horta fahan sheekada. this was not slavery, it was necessity. she was not been the devil, she could not cook at the time being :rolleyes: bilaa caleek, ma capital yaa wax la idinku dhigi jirey. boolbaro, i know, shoobaro is spoilt. moti, u gonna look like fish if u dont stop manyaca badan. back to shoobaro, brother 3 hours aad bay u badan tahay, may i make some suggestions, since as qacbaro said iam typical somali xalimo and run tight ship at home. lemme praise your dedication first and say there is first time for everything, iam glad inaad the lady caawinayso, here goes my tips for 2morrow bariis basmati - take out the hilib before u go to work - as soon as u get home, hilibka digsi saar, lil water and garlic and basal. dabka u dheeree. markuu gursado, saliid yar(sunflower), baradhada ku dar, xawaaji or kabsar, dabka ka gaabi, huuris camel, when u hear shagagac, add lil bit butter, more basal, sidi ring camel u goo goo, gaduudi hilibka, then foornada gali for more gaduudis(it smells great) now, bariiska, digsi salid yar ku shub, dhaq bariiska(wayahan dadka bariska ma dhaqaan why). ku shub digsiga, walaaaaaq. then put a curry powder(ask the wife if she can take the smell). dabka ha gaabsanaado, add maraq dijaaja,2xabo heel ah, qorfo. make sure bariiska inuusan digsiga ku dhagin. now add 2 cups of hot water(i would say maraq ari) depending on what u like. then leave it for 6minue occationally stirring. now is the time to do multi-tasking, clean the dishes and worktops. it takes less than 5 min, do the salad, takes 3 min, biyaha qas, another 2 min. set the table with candles that is 5 min. now, time to serve. dinner for two, love all around. and when u finish being papa love all the washin up to do is 2saxan and the floor. hope it helped, no more dacwo about the wife (dhaqda naagihina :eek: )lemme know if more recipes are needed. iam tradionalist, so just as ayeeyo used to cook it lee i waydiiya.

loooooooooool@qacbaro. you are so off da mark. as much as i would like to drink shaah with the boyz, i can just see my mom throwing dacas on my way. nayaa raga ka dhaxbax . does not make any sense to me either. i know i know qacbaro, tall,chubby (xoogaa fatty), argumantative, gets his way all the time, lil bit spoilt, wears braces . his trouwers always lil bit short and showing his iskaalsho :rolleyes: promising nice smile

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this is good post khayr, man u had me go kixkixkixkix. lemme go bck and finish the job. am trying to imagine those i have not seen yet. Ngonge, 9-5. big suitcase, tie wearing, glasses on his nose. may i add everytime the central line stops at bank, i look around to check if u there with yr note book scribling what to write on yr next boredom post J11. quite, kind of caato, shy, bt once he opens his mouth, he gets noticed. Ameenah, true caraweelo. those boots, naaaaah they are not her. AS. now that is what i call a foxy lady, she is sharp, waiting to attack. somalialien. she is quite, tall, middle built, with a no non-sense attitude

og-girl, i can see that you are not very fashionable, girl since iam old moma, and have had my day, i can sit back and see you suffer. rule no1, big is beautiful, so dont wear hipsters, wear loose fitting clothes and some enhancers rule no2, sleek chick is out. put some volume into that hair and deep condion it as they say qurux dukanka ay taal . invest into yourself. marry rich guy and let him pay the debts from concerned eedo. ps i still insist, moti has natural handsomeness. he can be re-stored like beautiful 16th century clock :confused:

^^^^^^^^ u got some of them wrong. og-moti, was quite handsome on his hayday basically he aint got moustache, poor diet and too much bariis, made him lose it. he got big glasses. but he aint bad looking. i think if he was properly fed, clothes(i hate his kaki) and scrubber, his skin will glow, and he can be stored to his past glory. feebaro. i have scary image of him. he is always chasing me with a burnt out toyoto pick-up. not cool huh shoobaro. :cool: qacbaro, the jury is out back to og-girl, i forgot yr feets, i imagine them misshaped, i dont know why,,,,,,,try appricot scrub macaan. nothing worst than a woman with JILIF skin

^^^^^^ i think u are tall, quite skinny, very light skin, u got the most amazin nose i ever seen. long hair (stop bleaching it). if u take it easy with wearing dark colours, u could be a knock out iam not sure that is my imagination. it could be cause i have seen you (laughing wickedly) pretty lady, pretty lady(humming along)

sa wr wb, was not vanity astaan shaydaameed. Quantum, brother i saw the show too. kuwaan aduunka lagu ciqaabay. i think its all crazy, too crazy. but i think it depends on the reason if someone was seriously injured in an accident i would say ok. for medical reasons lakin. what do u guyz think of breast reduction? its cusmetic surgery but i have seen a woman who was in pain, absolutely in agony. her back was killing her. is it justified if its to eases the pain?

sa wr wb, hasna yes, help is at hand, we londoner are hospitable if u thinkin of visiting france, denmark and other european countries, dont buy yr tickets now. forget rail pass. there is Ryan Air and Easy jet. u can book online and the cost is really reasonable. i would say france cost about £45, u can also travel by the Eurostar. which is nice experience and u will be in paris within 3 hrs. it cost about £60. sightseeing in london, i suggest best way is with friends, i dont recommend the tour buses, there are hustlers, so pls be careful. places to visit, always-learning told u about the main attractions. it depends on what u like. may i add V&A museam and TATE modern.

^^^^^^^^^wot ya know? brother, it depends on yr provider. yes it will work but u gotta call them and have in/out outside of the country too. remember they charge an arm and leg. even to recieve calls or text messages cost a bomb. u looking £1.20 per text message. i dont know about africa. call them and ask. alternatively i heart things . sunday marketka waxa lagu sheegay pple who sort you. u just pay £20 and u will be able to use your cell like u are in the UK. pls do not ask how i know those things

looooooooooooooooooool@waa ku cunaa :confused: feebaro, waxad dhax bxis waaye, warqad baashe kuma soo dhiibin. warqadahan is dhaafinayay, la dhacaayay tigidhada dhanka ay marayaan, dhakafaar ka qaado dhaxda waxa u fadhiyoo, dhufsadan la yaabee dheeraa, dheeraa, dheeraa wadaduye! i think we solved the mystery. waa feebaro baashe ina abti inanka iska dhici

someone wise told me, not to hiilis, gabarkasta, however i cant resist it. feebaro, kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk why? its 1-0-1. its about time feebaro meets his match xaa tiri, he cant even get thro the ganjeelo :rolleyes: waa filaayay falfaldaradaas. boolbaro, battery aa tahay boojaal aa sheegee kkkkkkkkkkk. i remembered the advert with the bakayle, and imagined the ears on yr Irish madax kuryeeri

ale u baahne. waxan ilaway *wacan oo wanaagsan*

^^^^^^^^ gabar dan maka lihi maa tiri :eek: :eek: alow ceeb astur hee. feebarooooooooooooooooooooooooooos, hoo lamo analdin, iyo apple qac qaac, haa nooh football team iyo nus, my team Newcastle Unt are dying, so i gotta come up with replacement anyway i thought u were for big families maxaa waaye is badbadalkan :confused:

^^^^^^^^^^^looooooooooooooooooool ar iga tag, mijn goederen maxaa ku tusay? ar bal daya ninkan gardaradiisa :rolleyes: i demand justice :mad: trouwens met mij gaat het goed?alxamdulilah. *** is het met jouw familie? en ik denk dat je gelijk hebt. je hebt beslist meer les nodig tot dat je de NLse taal goed beheert

^^^^^^^^^hiya there. hw is the brewery buz going? we simple pple, as long as u(men folks) dont start tricking? hey boolbaro, gaat het? *** ging het met de NL les? herinner je nog nou dat was leuk toch? volgend week we gaan nog een keer oefenen ok?

^^^^^^^^ yrs too. as we all need ALLAH. however u might call me madam juxa

^^^^^^^^agree. it would be nice if he was there. i could use the emotional support. but if he said walaalay i cant, i know he will be there in spirit maybe i can have his mother or mine or sister. they more helpful. me and my future are planning big family, so there are other ways he can show his gratitude right sweetie?

sa wr wb, one word does not do me justice baariyad, daacad, allah fearing

iam not laughing, cause there s no comfort in the truth . u want a list? of eeh u said men vocabulary? eeeh me dont have one. however i want to tell u sheeko. waxanku keenay what women want . so bear with me waxyar. this dude really liked a girl. he lived in north america, waa iska taqaan dadkaas hal bool aa ka maqan. anyway he could not figure her out. so he decided inuu saaxiibteed, kind of gabar ay isyaqanan warka ka keeno. he did the whole u da bomb, u pretty, u amazin shit for a week. then one day he causally started his investigation and interrogation. sayig fiiri macaan horta heblaayo hw come she never does this and that. sug aa la dhahay, qofki kale la wacay ninkana speaker lagu qabtay. then asaa suaal lagu bilabay, like u like her, so why dont u just tell her. the ***** he is, he said alla maya, waa iskala sheekaystaa, marabo inaan niyad jabsho, i do the whole what women want scene . the wholething qofkan way maqashay, need i say, he is nursing broken heart, and deep deep dislike for women-humans. the moral of my sheeko, hwever ay u qaabdarantahay is. beware men! no matter how many qaamuus u read. u can never ever ever even come close to figuring women