Juxa

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  1. maasha allah, what a happy news. mabruuk/hambalyo/congrats/gefeliciteerd gabar iyo caano, guurki waara insha allah
  2. raganimo i remember a girl called rageey raganimo sound a male name tho and salaamulah qudhaada
  3. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahahahahah war mooti, that was funny! now be creative and post pictures of pple we know
  4. i dont want to sound ungrateful, tho i made to the list, i was wondering what has become of my dameer?(donkey) :confused: u know we inseperable? just save my pet donkey will ya?
  5. inaalilaahi, waar heedhe oday moti, aka waa soo qawaafey ee i qaabila hadana ma ragi baa dumar kugu noqday :confused: ? ps, i thought u did not like black or somali pple? what is this change of heart mise indho yarti baa faraha kaa soo gubtay :rolleyes: in case u wondering,,,,,,,,,today i am a dudette
  6. ^^^^^^^^^^u cant back off now :rolleyes: and yes you offered services of nice eligible dudes. what is with this is-bad-badal? you never said help yrself? if that was the case what was the point of putting a list here :confused: i demand a match ps: never date yr clients residu beesho
  7. tut tut tut@ hibo girl i am truely disappointed in both yr luck of delivering results and yr implication of J11 being hooked on you know who :mad: whatever you mean i did not think you would stoop to idle talk tho gossip dont bother me that much, there is always that line. now dear sis, allow me to come bck with the list as promised, due to technical difficulties i was not able to publish it earlier gabar haloo doono(volume1) J11: - gabar caqli/cilmi eebe ku maneestay - diin leh - dhaqan leh - dhiig/karti leh - isku filan Bob: i agree, boby needs lil bit more time QacQac: - religion is important - ability to muran - tradition and appretition to the old ways - must know when to give up and be agreeable - must know her place and role in the family(he is simply guy really ) Nuune: - yes he is in somalia - yes it is possible he will come bck with a wifey ( indho baliil leh oo biyaha markey cabayso dhuunteeda loo jeedo) - must be thoroughly somali - funny and sense of humour - likes his dances and not embarrased by his many wacky moves - can solve one or two riddles or halxiraale garab tuujiye :confused: - naag somali ah - qeelo badneen - quuq badneen(occassional wareer badanaa is ok) - ganuunac badan - xoogaa kuusan, lakin kubabka caato ka ah - cilmi not important - adores her man and demands nothing - appreciates his beauty and thankful he picked her - can cook, will cook and serve in her best dish. -can speak somali aan la fahmin his fav war ninka wareer badanaaa,,,,,,,,,and his list goes on and on, bilaa caleek
  8. hiboooooooooo, nayaa indhaha kala fur, aniga i registered as i was one of the faithful followers, i put my faith in you believing you could deliver RESULTs, yet i see nothing sofar, yes nothing :mad: i demand to be matched and rematched and booked and overbooked until i say no-MORE. ps: waa iska kaa suganaa lakin kuwaan liskooda soo wadaa wax ila qabo, first draft is on da way waraa tuujiye, maxaa cirka is geesay oo bacaad kusoo dhacday, waraa waakaa cadahay ani aa igu cabaaday, now let me do as u asked bilaa caleeek, nagu kala wada, i be back with the lists
  9. truely inspiring. i am just sad that we dont do enough to help men like him,,,,,,,,,heros. imagine if each of us paid $10, same amount as u eat burgers and donate to him, alot of good could come from it
  10. BReaking news . i have just received an urgent message from the following nomads: J11 garab-tuujiye Og-moti Qacqaac Bob Nuune and they have retained my services to make an application on their behalf. some of those nomads were not happy the list Sue made, they thought she did not paint them in their best lights therefore ladies and ladies i will be posting a list of their requirements. please make no mistake, this is a serious list now i am off to take instructions
  11. yes hibo, i registered myself 100 pple kahor, where is the man :confused: u promised me results girl hahahahaha
  12. ^^^^^^^^^^^she is yrs loof, take it motiiiiiiiiiiii, wlc bck yaaqey, u were missed like mukulaal dooli ilaalin jirtay lakin, maxaa waaye u produce all the film, even tho we all know u not that patient, share the shaqo dee
  13. hahahahahahah, dont know whether to laugh or feel sorry for his ****** **** . but on a serious note i feel sorry for the hungry children, they shont suffer for his ********* . yes as shehra said i could be coersed to donate for vasecomy fund
  14. Juxa

    TORONTO LADIES

    allah, inaalilaaahi naa heedhe X eeeeeeeeeeey, naa maxaa i naadineesaa, u just want to meet me cause u found from dahabshiil, where yr ina abti works that moi is loaded :eek: and now u want to meet me. inyooooooooooooow makaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :mad: for real loof it will be pleasure and i cant wait insha allah.
  15. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ singin all you need is love looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof. love them or loathe them it is still muraayad, jecliyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  16. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ tut tut tut, waxa lasoo shir tagtay bal arag :rolleyes: to HIBO , takes bigger person, so salute to you sistah ps, when we ready to attack guys and no longer girls among each other ii soo qeeliya plsssssssss. cafis dhamaan, it is muraayad, so once it heats iska dami, and pls dont forget wajiga waa baasboor
  17. lil bahaleeey, u just want to beat the sh!t out of me innit walee gacan kuma soo taago. now this is very interesting indeed, i did not know u had in you(explaining) bt let me come bck with my fav game, called duq-reeb which means lose-the-oldie . it is a card-game . if anyone of you know same game, go on and explain. ps, cidaan qamaartooy waaye ma is dhahdeen
  18. ^^^^^^^^^^^ tut tut tut, the faarax with the faraanti. goonle, walaalkiis, there is nothing wrong with marrying a girl back in somalia, bt remember that she might be willing now, she might cook, clean and run after you, bt once she realise what u are made of and how u have used her she willl GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGoooooooo a mental note to all faraxs........gabdhaha somaliya jooga walee ma jixin jixaan. they have seen too much to just sit around and take yr shit. she will leave you, they aint like the qurbaawi ones which are more understanding and wanting to keep the marriage together. now, anyone still ordering? :eek:
  19. as an admirer of the sayid mohamed's poetic skills and his struggle against the gumaysi, may i say that his refrences to tribalism is different than qabiil as we now of today. so i dont see it offensive or insulting if all his work was written here, even when he mentions names of tribes. the man was fighting for our freedom.
  20. ^^^^^^^^oh why, when is yr b-day walaalkiis? bobbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy happy birthday, as my sis pacifist said, i wish there was more of you in this miserable world, you are a true gent now dhagta iigu sheeg, how old again? :rolleyes:
  21. Happy B-day to my dear, darling Sueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (kisses and hisses) ps, is sue the oldest prozak provider in sol? mayaaaa :confused: ma dhici karto enjoy yr day hon
  22. bisinkooooo, what is with this celebration without moma juxa. HPYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BABY LOVEEEEEEEE, BABY GIRL wishing u all the best macaanto, sorry i am late with it
  23. ^^^^^^^^he is old, so old there was not enough candles to light his cake
  24. Juxa

    London Nomads

    salaams all, specially my london daris. i was so relieved most of you have signed in the are all ok, alxamdulilah. pls those of you that can, try to locate diamante and her family, i hope she is doing ok, i am sure no one can move around the city yet. i am so relieved, eebaa mahad leh. thanks to sue, con, zeph, yac, for letting us know.
  25. Juxa

    Ina Baqti Lagde

    ^^^^^^^^^^^ walahi saan wareer waaye. maxaa tiri? you like who? nabee ma fiyoobid