Juxa

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  1. i heard about taking pay cut lakin for freee. faheema no, he is up to something. cynical dont dare your boss, employment tribunals got stricker over last 3 years
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    Today I....

    malika, you is brave walaaley i have been day dreaming about timaha inaan iska xiiro. i keep dreaming i have treasure map tattood in my scalp. waalida runs in the family. today i am fed up with people and their never ending demands
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    iska ilaali baruurta badan. laxam wa shaxam sowmaadan maqal!
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    waa wadan dhanoo shacabkiisu yahay wada dowlad. my aargalaan of coffee and i bid you good morning
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    nuune, i have been receiving alot of xalwo lately, someone is trying to tell me something me thinks by the way i hear sidi gaza meelkasta wali u xakiban tahay, waa sidee?
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    ^^ hello bambino/nuune torres after years in dubai you still have not mastered the luqad. ninyow i meant when one door closes another 10 opens, meaning she will find something better soon insha allah
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    big cyber haboow @malika walaley i admire your courage and insha allah 10 irdood baa kuu furmi doona.
  8. no fat-clause should be applicable to both partners. women alone should not be expected to maintain good appearances. i do agree with WOL. healthy life style is good for woman, as carrying extra 40 kilos can never be good for a mother and a child. however we must investigate the reason many, many somali ladies gain weight after marriage. in my opinion, it is disappointment, women look forward to marriage all their life, with high hopes. then one day they wake up to find a farax who probably wont amount to much next to them. women are responsible to care for the kids, and hold the home together. they are forced to claim ceyr (which is depressing) and deny they are even married (boyfriend baa dhalay caruurta), whilst isagu fariisto maqaaxi, ciridkiisa soo leyriyo and comes home to make ridicilous demands when he brings nothing to the marriage. if that is not cause to reach for the hagen daz, cheesecake and scuff the donuts down faster than you can say boqol dollar soodir, i dont know what it is. to add insult to injury, he dares to complain. afarta ilkood baan ka jabin and demand divorce on the spot if he dares to comment on my baruur. ps: i admit not all men are like that, marka ladies (raaliyoyinka) dont throw your dacas at me.
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    b day BOB

    please haka hadlin xalwada, it is one of the few joys in my life. am planning to take up jogging.
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    Somali Pimp

    i heard pimps baa jooga london, in fact waxan maqlay guri kuyaala west london oo islaan somali ah troubled young ladies ku iibiso. this is not limited to west london, other hot spots include edgware road (£20 a piece) and lordship lane in north london. few weeks ago, couple wiilal somali ah beat a black dude up so badly because of labo gabdhood oo somali ah. i mean they were teenagers. i think parents ought to know where the children are.
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    hello CL malika horta the word independant woman wadnahuu iga qabtay runtii. a man has responsibilities, regardless of whether wifey works or is guri-joogto kuwan hada jira they want half-ceerta. waxan maqlay rag leh caruurta waxbaan ka dhalay marka i want half the income. najaynaa
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    b day BOB

    fufu, of course inaad ku qarxinayo labo iskuma heyso, sababtoo ah waad i lug goysay, dietki did not work for me. intan soo wado aaka daran.
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    paragon and pilot, i have not seen rag wax bixiya for years. it is no longer fashionable, kuwa hada socdaa adigay dacaska kala bixi of course you and pilot are exception to the rule, you generously gave me calan, which proudly displays in my office. pilot promised me a kidney if and when i need!
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    b day BOB

    back in the day, fufu waxa loogu magac dari jirey naf-yar. then he got himself some murqo, the rest waa hiistoori
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    ibtisam, you know i support the pirate movement, but i cant support nin leh dirac isiiya (bad for the image tut tut). besides i was initially impressed by the young one, not odayga, then i realised the oday corrupted the young one ( wuu tagay ka yar) have lovely day ibti
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    b day BOB

    haahahaha@gadhwayn being surwal gaab dhibkas ledahay. take it from me, BOB waa joobane, in face fufu aaka weyn bob. fufu was born olalihi gurmadka
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    Ms DD and malika bedelkooda anigaa joogay obviously the burcad were not successful. ibtisam can hold her ground anigaaba cabsaday! waves@ZU and malika
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    what for ibtisam? waa burcad. waxas kale looma jixinjixo lol. certain folks try every trick in the book for freebies lol
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    ibtisam, walahi i thought they were joking about the free diracs too. i asked ma midbaad rabtan inaad ku shukansatan, try dahab, dirac is so 90s. then the other one asked, then both asked. subxanallah lool. one second he was saying he owns so and so business and it is thriving, the next minute isii dirac free ah, take me for dinner :mad:
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    ^^ have some faith. we are going to get a copy soon. i already got their numbers and maybe few words about moonlighting, ceerta finding out, tax-man being told about dukaanka will do the trick. all with a nice smile/smirk. i think dhibatada waxa keenay when they asked for free dirac
  21. ingiriiska is the final destination lol. we await them with much anticipation of course welcome
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    b day BOB

    just because he is akhyaar does not mean waa nin da'ah he is just ayeeyo koris. Happy birthday bobby
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    ibtisam, i want to see it nooh:)
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    oh is ok ibtisam, i will get his number and call to give my 2 cent. waa burcad iyo walaalkis. waa yaab walee, they shont get paid for news. i did not even know the event organizor was paying them? for what? it was newsworthy event. having said that, they run it like maqaayad. 100 people each with special talent and title