Juxa

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    hugs kool geesgees. you are right, ready made foolyo everywhere, lakin it takes on alot of saliid. my habaryar also told me, ready made sabaayad, you just cheat a little. to the london girls, you can place order for sanbuus this ramadan, selecting from meat, fish, veggie. it will be done and delivered,. then just freeze it and take out 10 or 15 every morning to thaw. numberka anigaa haya. mostapha, bal wifeka meeshan ha iskaga sheegin kowdheh, enjoy the malab moon and remember meesha few malableey baa joogta, looking forward to first ramadan with new spouses
  2. ^^^^ walaalayaalow, where is the baruur you trying to loose? mise this is your way of telling certain people si dadban to loose the baruur sheh, blessed and ibti, you should be banned to get into vicinity of a gym runtii :mad:
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    ^^ sameeso your own coffee good morning, altho i highly doubt it would be good, why why folks getting married thursdays? so bloody inconvenient and it lasted till 4am and every islaan wanted to be dropped first :mad: marka horena soobaxa mayeelayan.
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    Ngonge comeon, if it was not your shyness, you could have been a star and it bugs you inuu raage kaga hormaray. extensions are xanuun
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    ooh mostapha is having first ramadan with wifey. get ready for a feast markaas.
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    malika wali ma anigoo tea lady ah baad entertaingaraynaysaa . yaab Ngongle misses his tormentors aka ibti and CL. no amount of shaah sokor dartii dhagdhagaya can compensate such a loss. ps: raage omaar has solid timo adag, i doubt bidaar will invade any time soon ( i am a fan)
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    alla bal fiirsha waa nabi baabah sheekadoodu i propose to teach you all the art of sambusa making. bisinka what is gabdho yaryar oo aan foolyo laabi karin. <<<<<pretends to be raaliyo and walks off in a huff
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    bidaarta should not stop you from your daily waali sessions, in fact anigu iska xiir baan ku dhihi lahaa and mari saliida bunka for maximum shine. CL is irreplacable.
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    alla ma anigoo ina hebel hebel ah baa tea lady iga dhigteen maanta :mad: anyhows, i am too tempramental, karliga dhan baan ngonge kula dul dhici lahaa, i am sure u dont wish meel cad iyo meel madow inaad noqotid hada.
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    malika, dont be fooled by lugaha gaagaaban and yes i do, it feels better and looks better, i owe it to myself. Ngonge dont listen to fufu and the rest. their methods dont work, specially if you are xalwo fan.
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    malika why meelaha iiga sheegsheegee bisinkee, bed covers and towels must be ironed wah. Ngonge take up tree-koroow.
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    malika, still listening to heeso miyaa? well may i suggest eedo magool. love her stuff
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    Ms DD, everyday anigu uunbaa new ah, nothing much walahi, chained to the desk as usual but looking forward to ramadanka insha allah. soo noqo adoo nabad ah, and well before winter meeshu waa mugdi badantahay, you will need feynuus just to see one another. Fufu, waayelka hakaa nabad galaan ninyow. the rest waa idin salaamay, salan kashka iyo kooyaha kasoo go'day
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    haa ma aragtay, you can hear canjeero drop
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    abaayo it was not ME:) perhaps i should have said temprory boos-buuxin. who can replace a gem like you
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    tut and tut tutigiin, ileyn meeshan baad kusoo xerooteen. ibti anyone who does not agree with fufu baruur buufis buu qabaa:) haye ice cream iyo sanbuus, what a delicious mixure. FB waayahan magalin iley moodki dad aan ogahay baaba isbadalay, glad i missed that. where is Ms DD replacement, last time ibti was going to introduce her?
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    sheh, you make it sound so awful, as if ey istaahilan something better nimankan badankood. having said that you do have great ideas
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    why? women are very generous, in fact somali oo dhan xawaley bey ku nooshahay sanadkan
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    atleast ma dhihin mid caqli leh lakin keyga ka badneen igu fiican. sxb run iyo ilkaba wala cadeeyaa, specially ilkaha:)
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    why naftiina beenta ugu sheegaysaan, personality and intellect kulahaa :rolleyes: to answer the question, the one feature i like is fat wallet filled with cash. ibti i agree with you, smartest wife waa tan ka dhaadhicisa ninkeeda he is all that. sadly it does not take much to massage oday somali ego giisa. Ms DD, one strange lady iga dheh, walee wax dhaaxaa cago gubtay baby lotion waad marin. Kool,,, may i suggest veneers and botox for the lips. i like the idea of on/off button:)
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    types withe eyez wide shut. morning trollers, maxaad la cawa dheelmatan horta?
  22. well shoeska iihaa, i may pop in myself soon. as for the baby lotion, i heard naleey inlagu dhihi jirey markaad yareed, so no need:)
  23. actually somali women are quite nice, i mean imagine the amount of boodh-shidh we have to take from our men folk. subxanallah, maskiinimada dumarka somaliyeed xadad maleh mana aha wax la xisaabi karo. care i suggest intad isku noqnoqoto, you write down 1000 word essay why qalanjo indeed is qeybsami weyday
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    lol, bal maad qoraxdaa qandaca ah isku dhigtid
  25. malika, they will come back crawling iska dhaaf warkooda ama latin ama mareer hasoo maraane ps: bal isjira, mid soo dufmay cidna marabtee