Juxa

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    Ngonge thinking you are a lost cause would be initial reaction. lakin i get great satisfaction that maybe just maybe you are caano-madaadshe (that is today's word).
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    what fish n chips? xaal baa kugu waajib ah? tut tut tut, you jusst want us to agree with your ways! no adeer no
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    hello CL:) manooshahay. torobo fuurbo is actually derived from italian:) fufu waayeel baad tahay lol. Ibti, i dont like to argue about the housework, but i think it is inhumane to sit and watch one person doing all the chores.
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    Seriously explain to me, how a capable bachelor, who does his own cleaning, cooking, ironing becomes instantly cuuryaan as soon as the meher uudhaco. I think it is unfair to expect a wife to cook, clean and clear after you. specially when she works full time too or cares for the children. Raga somalida mentality aad uxun baa ku jirta, i did not know marriage equals unpaid jaariyad Ibti, i know sisters who wont mind sharing, but i have been clear about this point from the beginning, i dont share shoes and husbands. If my terms are unacceptable, iska bax.
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    ninku waa ilbax! congrats, i am glad you made it to 13 years adigoo bad qabta:)
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    i think the wife saw the post where JB dreamed of taking another wife. hence he is in the cow shed and trying to win back her effections.
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    JB there is nothing more attractive than a man who cooks, marka jikada kugu ogahay. Fu-Fu xaasid baad tahay ninyow.
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    you cooked meat and fed your wife at 2am? you get A* for effort next time give her cuno qafiif ah. and what is the baby talk i am hearing?
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    lool north, you are deep sleeper. ibti yes, i constantly hear how it is good for the bones and it is non fattening islaamaha are a league of their own.
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    ibti lool, eedo wants to get some nafaqo into your tiny bones. seriously you cant fry things with macsaro, strong taste bey leedahay. about the poison, i see strange things every day, subxanallah things i would never imagine qof somali ah oo muslin ah inuu sameeyo:(
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    yes yes, i concur, you were indeed good kasband. maasha allah, well done you did not poison her did you? no accidents at all:)
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    in that case it is your claim and i dont see any supporting evidence. how is ramadanka going for you?
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    JB really? how? did you help wifey clear the dishes? did you bathe the kids and read them stories? did you stop by the local jewellary store and suprised her with set of dahab? or better did you book her that trip she has been dreaming about for the past 3 years?
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    zakinah, che and nuune, i think you lot need macsaro la idiin soo dhigo postada:) Goede morgen dames en heren, bal warama? a maasha allah religious colleague of mine told me afdar should be kept as simple as possible. making 10 different dishes and lavishly eating habeen walba, negates the true meaning of ramadan. as such caawa waxa lagu afurayaa water and dates:)
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    lool roobleh, your macalinimo magaaro anigu. afur wanaagsan
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    sheh, if you tell me magaca i can get it restocked for you, obviously half baan reebanayaa
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    sheh is there any left? hunguri, thanks for waanada, i always tend to keep it short but powerful, besides i am eedo to the family so tolerated. Lily maxaa kaga galay colorka dubkooda, take the job, i miss having you nicely located in central london. besides, cadaan people are very accomodating, you probably will be able to pray any room. Ngonge, what language looga hadlaa gurigada
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    Ms DD, i call you not answering mise meesha waa lagu kala guuray:)
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    if indeed he is ill, allaha caafiyo, if not he better up his game and deliver:) sheh, i think for first time ever, this ramadan some stuff will actually shrink. blessing in disguise i say.
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    lool geeljire waad kufara yareesatay i too understand ibti easily
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    ibti, nooo she wont grace us with a call, just a mare text would i be mean if i said iska heyso, i ina hebel hebel deserve a call.
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    calling Ms DD, bal waakaase haqabato telka:) Ibti, SOL mosque is not bad idea runtii
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    Ms DD yaah what did you say? you left us behind as you embarked on new exciting adventure alla anigaayeeeeeeeeeeeee ey. not cooking today, i am on strike. ibti which mosque do you go to, dhagta igu sheeg
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    ibti yes waan ku fahmay, i have not heard from him either. waxan islahaa soonki baa qabtay ee give him few more days. lily i am envious nooh. i wish i was at home, i like being at home and doing nothing. waves@DD ii waran?
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    smiles@lily with xanaq. Ngonge and ibti waa in loo dhigo gogol. Ngonge must pay xaal and ibti must accept his apologies. Ngonge will promise he would stay away from ibti's hawo and he would refrain matches with his brother. fatixa