Juxa

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    the land of the dhaable dhaable. hello geeljire. Ngonge, iska daa bitternimada, i can send a lovely cake my courier ee maxaa kaa dagaya, are you chocolate or vanilla man. ibti hilibka somalidu waa old, iska daa
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    ibti why go to somali bal, their hilib is not fresh, i go to algerians, waa busy place marka the hilib goes quickly. they do all the cutting, remove all the baruur and do my sugaar as small as your far-yarey. i tip £3. Norfsky, JB hadad soo aragto, package buu ihayaa
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    yeah, kheyr iyo bushaaro alxamdulilah. looking forward to the holidays, alot of sleep to catch up with
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    you and your breaks! nabade bal adigu waran?
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    that is great news, your eedo being back, i hope she had fab time on bad note, why you need to do hilib jarjarid, get the butcher do it.
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    i worked on saturday, then saw the kids. really had lovely time, soon my nephews will be taller than i am.
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    morning faheema, i hope you have had great weekend
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    i agree this is not the real kheyr. hadiyad buu ubixiyay magacii hore
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    adigaa bilowday, self-employed baa ugu crooksan aduunka
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    ^^ it did not ruin mine/ Lily you meant us married people kuligeen sharci kuma socono soomaha. well it was abolished long ago now you got to find a way to cut corners. i have just been told, as a key worker if your company is willing to assist with home payment, then you qualify for tax relief, provided it is your main resident. too bad ribah is worst thing ever hello kheyr, yaa kaa dhaafay maanta, you seem in good mood, even participating in our daily malayacni. oh well jumca mubarak ( i thought today was thursday) until lily jaamac told me of weekend plans
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    ibti funnily that is what a friend in the account department said, i am better off doing basic 40 hours a week. how do you make the leap between 35 to 55 at once bal? i mean some companies have policies that no wage increase over 8k a year. i think meeshan kashaqeyo waa 10k a year unless you can get a deal based on bonuses and performance but then it wont be regular income. hi lily,,,indeed boring people have boring convos hello CL because of ngonge constant demand for your attention we dont even get to say hi
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    what xaram? i am taxed alot, it cant be normal. some months with overtime i feel taxman taking upto 55%
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    yep ibti, double check it speaking of taxes, i just saw a client, waan ka dhadhacsiin wayay, he cant claim gross pay, just net, he said waxas waa qayaano that amount waa inla iisoo celiyaa. then he said claim for marku maternityga kumaqnaa, and all i could think was ma adigaa xaasleh and waliba caruur, *****. maybe this is like some mother's have it ookale, just some women would marry anything. i realised i pay too much tax, i need to find tax reliefs. maybe i should inaan isku qoro 4 caruur ah goes off collecting kids
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    investment banker inaad tahay ma oga!! how dare they label you lowly accountant. anyways you should know your way around it me thinks. ibti let it go, too much hassle to file tax return
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    ibti faraha laalaab (say istakhfurullah) i never met more co-ordinated person (well apart from lily) so stop resisting and embrace your ladyhood. hello Justmi, i woke up at 2.20 and ate remnants of jacket potatoes, watch this space for next vicar of dibley. ibti yes are you not part of PAYEE scheme and how loaded are you? hmm Ngonge do the chartered accountant thing man, lacag baa taala meesha
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    CL i am not into venting, i might kick and punch but endless why me,,,,nuh not my thing.
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    i never done a tax return, waxan ka cabsanayaa inla iisoo raacdo deyn. Ngonge after testing the fast life of the north, how could you live in the east, mise reer adeero baad ka agdhawaneysay.
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    laziyad jactad ah iga dheh. i dont blame you i like to buy non-crease material as well. i was thinking about venting and what lily said shalay, i tried to change my mind but then thought a true friend is the one that gives you a kick in the axxrse. points out what is right in your life and what bright future you have ahead of you.
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    hahahahaha i am suprised that far inaad timaado, i work close to that place, lakin midka fiican baa jira. baklava is too oily and sugary. on different note ayaantan socodkada wuu yaraday, are you still getting audited?
  20. Ngonge, you could earn up to £1000 a week teaching income tax! anyway a good way to beat the system if you earn over £34.700 is by taking loans from the company, first they will deduct that then tax you at the 20% rate
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    ever had turkish baklava, it is yummy. Morning all, feeling sad, watched aljazeera last night and saw the bombing, truely horrible event.
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    for a woman venting means, she talks, the friend listens, when she cant breathe/talk no more, you hug and tell each other you are better than that i love vicar of dibley, gorgeous is not she CH, the fat woman in me rejoices everytime cake is mentioned
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    che you wanted her to listen to you, kind of beats the purpose of venting soomaha. saaxiib fiican ba tahay just had chocolate cake, well three quarter fo a slice, i had help. who is maryan qurbaani? why do i have the feeling she is fat?
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    i consider myself a true friend, a true friend will tell you to get a grip and move on. endless drama and dillema mafiicna. vent for half an hour, get a cake and kick whatever is putting you down.
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    you are dedicated. it is part of my new year resolution to get fitter and live healthy life style. che, i guess so, altho aniga waano iyo waxaa la iima soo ado, i dont like people feeling sorry for themselves. you dont like the husband, iska fur, you dont like the wife, iska fur. your wiil-friend is ignoring you, replace him. ready made jawaabtaa i agtaala