Juxa

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    finally someone is actually asking productive question. well the convo came up cause i was chatting to a cousin who is deliberating leaving her job to raise family. in all honesty her hubby was unreasonable goat marka i suggested to save time and effort iney hal mar isi dhaafiso, she can afford, have the kids and be done with it. odayga haduu quuqda dhafi wayana isaguna dirto. after all there are some who are in it for the ever-important kids. just watched laba islaamood slip on the street, but not offering anything, last time iima soo celin my stuff
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    CL yes if you are in midst of jihad. anyways accept your fate gabareey and carry the burden with pride and dignity. i will see you on the otherside, i hope you get released on bad behaviour hi Che
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    dadkaan madax adkaa, they answer question i have not asked bilaa caleek on positive note, CL's wiil-friend has landed so this saturday sab baa jirta, ie gabadheenu waa dhayman and dhoolar.
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    horta gabadhan malika ah sheekadu wey dhinac martay. i did not suggest any donations from qof aan kasbundka aheeyn magaray. my economical reasons merely relate to time and effort. having two at once means they grow side by side and then you snip the ahem tubes. for clarity purposes, what if a married woman with her husband elects to give nature a hand. granted waa costy business but halal matahay first ngonge if i could choose, i would never have boys ever
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    I am with lily on this, surely daawada waxa loo soo dajiyay for us mortals to use it no? ibti i am aware one is not allowed to choose sex of child etc by law. lakin for economical reasons if you wanted more children and were having the treatment anyway, why not have two at once
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    hi lily, if there are medical issues then one is allowed to try IVF, but if it was for sole purpose of having twins or triplets? is it still permissable?
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    lol she,yes it is ibti, can you find out if IVF is denbi? most importantly having selective options denbi miyaa like having triplets or twins, all doctor assisted? am having argument and i really want to win it, so since u cancelled your lunch with dhaqtar nin ah and i know u cant venture out of your office, and ooh i am too lazy to search myself, baljawaab isoo sii ps:flying geel baalagu arkay xarardheere today
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    ibti you are boring and chicken. this was best fun story i heard all week and you decided to ruin it for me bloody bengali and burcawis walk off in a huff
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    seriously i do understand ibti, i deal with most feminine men specially in your enviroment. si si bey uqafiifsan yihiin hello girls, i missed you too.
  10. Ms DD welcome back, and thanks for the lovely pictures. altho majority of the pictures posted are not from QARDHO are they? i loved the horses, they look great. i would imagine it felt great waking up home, when you taking next trip, i am coming along!
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    wow ibti i am impressed, it is time you ventured out. joe sounds a catch, go to lunch and expand your horizons, you can always go home to your bengali man. hello people, still in my annoyed mood, really annoyed. hi lily, i agree life is precious, funny how we always assume tomorrow is guaranteed, it really is not. so it is pointless making countless plans etc am looking for round the world trip ticket, i am taking myself out, in fact i want to stay in lovely hotels and come back when i run out cash, last £14 will suffice for the train ticket home
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    i mean compared to your magaalo waxeene baraf maba lagu tilmaami karo. family were telling me the badiilo are out and you got to dig yourself out every morning
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    fu-fu you miss it yaah, all those murqo and issues with food go hand in hand waan iska ogaa anigu malika finish that bathroom, i cant believe you did not wait for the sales and no qaloocan is sayid's obsession.
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    ^^^ dig deeper for once lily you see iftiin meelkasta adiga, i am glad you home safe tho. there is no enough cusbo on the roads, so some will be closed tonight. the day is long when at home yaah
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    ibti i thought u finished at 6 why still in the office bal? reminds me of my village in holland? proper snow every chrismas, not like this sibix-sibix crap. am home sick! where is home?
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    me and my hot water bottle say hello and safe journey home. where i am, completely baraf drenched, no soul on the road either. ibti take a cab and charge them, ngonge happy skating i worry for faheema, malika doon gabadha
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    faheema i cant make meat every day, i hate hilib. if one wants to eat hilib, one can bloody cook it. i got reer xamar muufo, it is quite delicious so going to eat it later
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    sayid, i like the girls, they are fun, productive and put up with me and my moods. ibti nothing to put freezer, waxba makarin, cooked sea-food yesterday and no one touched it, i am on strike next cooking session waa 3rd january. is the heather on again ibti?
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    burco, hargeysa, qaloocan, qardho, all sound same to me, bloody madax adeyg. go on JB tell your story. misery likes company, girls if you can brave the slippery roads, i dont mind making bariis qalalan.
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    reading 4 fataxo for JB, ninyahow dar alle ku dag. funny sayid always giggles yet points to JB's loooooool maxaa qaldan?
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    malika lool khatar baad tahay, but i prefer getting decorators in. lily and ibti i wont call anywhere, dont worry, just thinking what to do, my nephew and nieces are off, so we going shopping for games. hello sayid.
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    ibti, not my aunt, she is very sweet contrary to the family genetics. maybe Ngonge is right, few baseball ul wielding teenagers will set her right. ibt you lot got the date wrong, it is actually tomorrow but i feel better now. sometimes death itself is allah's mercy. it is hard to watch your loved ones wittle and suffer slowly. alxamdulilah indeed. malika, i cleaned two floors yesterday upside down, changed curtains and matched my saxamo. need help? i just cant sit still subxanallah, thinking of work now, but showing trust and not calling in to say hi
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    this qumayo is always causing trouble for my aunt. she complains that they walk loudly, even knocked the door to show how to walk gracefully. she complains for kids running wild, my aunt's youngest is 11. so i made my business to deal with her this week. xalay went over told her if you ever knock her door iska jir wixi kugu dhaca, call the police if my aunt is loud. the other thing adigu ma dhagtaad ku heysaa darbiga, sicko. you see she just objects to foreigners, i told her if you want peace and quite at 8pm move to residental home. marka i need to see the local housing officer and file complains. just not sure how to obtain injunction, yes that is how bad things are
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    CL no qafiif found in you? glad to know you got clean bill of health. insha allah many many more years of terrorising the populace left in you. morning all, bal warama? ibti, sleeping at 12 nuh! would love to come out and help lakin i refuse to walk qabowgan. last night i visited a relative who had major head op. he is fine alxamdulilah, then another relative was there, screaming out how they found tumor this big and how they cut his head like neef-la-gowracay. 10 min of his rant i cont stop myself and suggested he be removed. even in death, one must say words of kheyr. does anyone know ASBOS? or how to stop hateful neighbour?
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    i knew i like Mrs S. Ibti if sayid even looks dhankaada iisheeg, people with same first, second and maybe awoowe names will commence calling campaign.