Juxa

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    malika i saw her speaking korean, need i say more. ok then since the swahili in you decided to come to her defence, i shall stop snooping around ii waran? why are you not getting all dolled up for new year's eve, mise boring housewife baad noqotay
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    no she does, she just says it so that you would feel good about yourself. you see she really is nice girl. i have been suspicious of CL for quite sometime, but when she started talking about her love of the countryside, hills, scotland, lochs. the penny drops aan kudhahay going to mom's now, to double check the computer and unveil CL's secret double life. i might even take photos of the pizza boxes and coke bottles
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    lol, why midget, get yourself geel-look like. morning people, last day of the year, where has it all gone. where is ibti? ps: i had a dream where CL is actually my own devilish sister, they have canny resembles
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    CL are you sure you have not taken up with a lord or something, next there will be pigeon shoots and fox hunting tut tut, awal baan qaati billah kaa taagnen, now you becoming a country snob. macmac to you too, maba arkin kawaran hee. as for FB, updates etc, i am just too lazy to post, put pictures or update my status. are you there anyway so i can poke you? on second thoughts iska dhaaf, i dont want to ruin my image of you as yet as for new year hmmmm, going for dinner, then if i can brace the cold watch the fire works
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    last night i watched a repeat of SVU,about a man with double identity, having a wife and 3 kids but engaged to another lady, planning honeymoon in vegas. i must have dosed off, woke up to find her shoot in the forehead.
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    hello cawaale gediid. JB where is your koodh?
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    CL and her natural High, ooh how i love. CL being at home is a blessing itself, no qeylo no buuq. no phones (apart from ibti's jingle bells), no emails and most of all no face to face meeetings with faraxs aan wajiga iska soo dhaqin. need i go on? i wonder how malika's decorating went on. i just realised i am good with drilling walls. according to others it is my violence nature
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    ibti, are you not working today? i dont mind coming over but got errands to run, i volunteered to do bits and pieces iddleness mafiicna maaha, anyways guys what you all up to for new year?
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    bal arka qofka sillyga ah! knowing faheema the dreams of jb do not fit. marka ninka duur cad buu ka dikrinayaaa. and i have already proven many cynics like you wrong. i like being at home, it is lovely
  10. One hundred years of solitude, i would highly recommend it
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    i really am not sure seeing her in your dreams fits in faheema's dreams something does not add up! morning all, or should i say afternoon, i could really get used to this shaqo-la aan. i am no longer having withdrawal symptoms
  12. ^^^^congrats WOL, i pray for easy journey insha allah and healthy mini-you
  13. hmmm ibti you become nicer cause you met me, it is natural that my niceness have rubbed into you lool who am i kidding, if faheema and lily cont entice you with bit of niceness, no chance baan ku iri my new year resolution is same as always, aniga iyo him above. i want to learn quranka too
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    lol maba fiirin lakin make up yr mind either you are new, accept the soo dhawayn gracefully, or waayeel eeka dhamatay tahay with new magac
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    oh ma new baad ahey, haye soo dhaaf stoick happy new year walalkis ibti, such a naughty girl that was till i saw ngonge and his turkey, cl and her chrismas tree ilbax iga dheh
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    hello folks, maxaa idhaafay, i got ill after eating 3 bowls of cornflakes from three different nephews, i cont refuse i read JB being chased by woman, buying new bed, breaking the old, dreaming of faheema, subxanallah your nights must be long indeed/ then there is CL reviving the dead and recruiting new jins then there is ibti, texting jingle bells at 9am :mad:
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    British columbia huh! beautiful place but stay away from the ajnabi. cross the border beautiful girls in seattle or even hop on the ferry to vancouver. good luck
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    lol qurux xanuun maleh, just got off the phone most screaching woman i ever had the misfortune of speaking with. why dadkan uqeyliyaan horta? lily is it tonight? the night
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    lol@well done, that is granted, lakin inject some ilbaxnimo in your big madax yes. remember next 10 will not be happy one, unless you show your appreciation. lily when you due to return work? i hope you wrapped warmly today, it is freezing
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    a second malab-moon ukaxee, and not cheap one. maybe mixure of exotic locations and fab shopping, leave the kids behind congrats yaaqayow
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    beauty and brain yaa ngonge haye shall i book you that holiday ninyow, naga daa quraafaadka kale eh!
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    koleyba aniga waad ila gaabneed, i wont dare calling you fat tho,maybe tad big bonned. i was being kind, finding you a fun holiday away from the kids, troll section and work. adventurist matihid baan filayaa
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    Hi old man, you need a escape soomaaha, may i suggest a holiday with the reindeers in norway.
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    cause she is special, CL that is octo-mom is fun i wonder how she can tell them apart. Malika habaar aah! dont you have a house to build. tiles to glue. or is it done now?
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    lol keep the kids away from CL engage whatever you may wish, oday reer baydhabo ah baa bari hore yiri, oh well i cant repeat it here. i am learning how to mix cosmopolitan coctail.