Juxa

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  1. Resistance, you called when? i am afraid of answering unknown calls:)
  2. it is cag-madhige, and he is national treasure, of course i never watched him or his programmes morning folks, bal warama? the shiny face of sheekh shariif is sorted. in case you are wondering halkaa baan ku maqnaa
  3. in other words sayid you dont know the name of the animal right? alla muxuu meermeersaday?
  4. if you need names of animals ask paragon. koleyba adigu waan kaa afsomali badiyaa. sayid is on meds, i decided to let him be
  5. left handed person is called, qof-guran i know cause i am left handed. not sure about the animals why would anyone ban me bal? ma adigaa ka danbeysay qalalaasahas...paranoi kicking in
  6. hello sayid, qardho roob baa ka da'ay, nothing else oo cusub majiraan
  7. JB, you need rest. lat 5 years wiifwiif baad ku dhamaysatay. wsalaam dhubad. what a lovely salaan
  8. Abtigiis afkiisu isku dilayaa mardhaw. allaya rahmah ninyow, if the jealous fiancee does not kill you, the wife will surely do. cagtii joogsan weydaa, marbey ceeb la kulantaa, in your case malagadi baad isku noqotay.
  9. goede morgen dames en heren.
  10. you two need to take 6 months out and live your life a bit. waa xay shalaygan? hush hush as for me i lived, waxa kaliya iidhiman waa inan tusbax qaato and get ready for things to come insha allah.
  11. although i can understand the woman, looma abuurin iney provide gareyso a service you know there is more to life than, marka waligaaba ciil udhimo of course the risk is he might flip and cut off your luqun
  12. sorry you just dont look married, you see there is this glow full of hope in your face. your eyez are full of questions. this is something married lady lack, they heard it all, saw it all, nothing suprises us anymore
  13. he thinks you fit the describtion and wants you to have patience and wait for him :confused: are you thinking of replacing the bengali?
  14. maasha allah very productive weekend baad soo qaadatay. ibti lol@my language, heedhe is my luqad an alien one bal? well it sounds good in somali, but butchering it in english it means beauty of a woman is her diin/religion, cure for marriage is patience in other words, wait patiently for marriage and marry a woman for her diin
  15. Juxa

    Do You Smoke?

    rolls a joint, inhales and offers malika ngonge wiilka qar haka tuurin sixiryahow soo taagan
  16. wsalaam, nothing new, same old waayeelo having a chat over koob shaaha. bal iska waran adigu?
  17. i did not get anything :mad:
  18. is it women's day? just for the heck of it.
  19. Juxa

    Do You Smoke?

    when you ask do you smoke? would couple of spliffs be regarded as smoking?
  20. maybe we should give it back, i dont want to duck every time i walk past or drive past. darn the qardho man indeed
  21. JB i wont be done, i intend to take another course which means further 2 years part time studies i wont rest until i am dr.dr.dr juxa (iyadoo waliba ah legit)