Juxa

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  1. tana work out uunbeey udirtaa gabadha: listen this is what i would do 1- if you have an afternoon to spare go to nearest spa and have 2 hours of self bought BLISS 2- shop, buy shoes and matching bag (waan ku dhaartaa aniga) 3- send few abusive texts ( i suggest ibti kabilow, since she got no phone) 4- if above does not work, timaha iska jar 5- if it still does not work and you can afford, come to london and waan kuuxisaabin all the good things you got in your life 6- if that fails, i will personally give you final push over london bridge (waa beautiful day maanta, and what a way to go)
  2. yaan la dhayalsan DARMAAN, he can print money you know and money talks i agree with maaddeey tolka baa ka seexday darmaan, waxay ahayd inla buunbuunsho oo la defend gareeyo his claim to the presidency. i guess bakaaraha baa busy lagu ahaa
  3. ibti i wanted to know when we can open jeega oodkaca, i am tired of waiting and need few things quickly. i also just wasted long angry text message tata folks
  4. lol maaddeey, afaaro badan oo la ii dirsan baan ogahay ma istiri, waa runtaa, waa inaan fariin lagu qabtaa hadalka. ps: i know adiga iyo dacaskaada, oday darmaan baad ku fashilantay, oo waliba islaantad isxigtan. tolka tolka tolkaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (beginning of buufis syndrome baan isku arkay allow alle)
  5. duceysane, she asked are you trying inaad i harowsatid? hello shokolaato, how can a dheyman like you be depressed? the world is yours, kufalaaaaaaaaaaaaad waxad aragto, fasax baad tahay
  6. why shukansi a man who got jokes bal? as far as i am concerned men should breathe but otherwise keep quite wax nacfi leh mashegan.
  7. you had easy ride indhoyar man,i always behave with lily around. you see lily waan ka cabsadaaa i never saqajaamid in her mowjad. ibti check your text, what time do you get off today
  8. who said anything about inside info, just making declaration ninkii wax ka qaldan yihiin islaantaa waashay ps: isku cid maa tihiin, why iigu soo duufee aniga bal? do i need to call for tikniko now?
  9. war no matter how well you prepare they always suprise you, it is done so no point banging my head ps: the kaniisad and support service are both working tonight at midnight. bal who is planning to jump london bridge, at worst harardheere baan dukaan ka furan hellooooooo
  10. islaanta baa waashay, he is maskiin sidiisa kale
  11. Archdemos, having met you, i think you are admirable young man (if you are the one in charge of the marketing) keep the good work, listen to blessed and ignore everything ibti says (she is too rebellious for a somali woman, she does not even endorse occassional beating by her loving kusband)
  12. ^^ i am creepy person bal what do you expect? ibti i got my original slot and it is done, i had oday jareynaya oo cumrigaas partnership kula jira his sister oo iimaanka la'a and how can you say i am not stressed, sometimes magacayga baan ilaabaa ( i mean kan aan isku dhiibey) it is done, alxamdulilah ps: it is inhumane to keep me waiting baan kudhahay wah!
  13. well let me know when you find out, i dont see the xaraam element here but as you said best to ask someone knowledgable ibti either i went mad or dadkan baa walan, got exam at one just checked my email and it is moved to 3.30. i am off to complain now
  14. hi lily did you catch the xaaraam bug? it is not on behalf of qofki dhintey more like on behalf of remaining family/dependants i am considering to becoming full time jobless at this rate, fartaan qaadaba xaaraam dhaha
  15. what is with somalis and commission? there is none, see it as a service to the community ps: maybe i should write a long topic about commissions, people keep asking sadly aduunki wuu isbedalay and it is regulated now
  16. are you saying? feer iyo faro laab majeclid hada?
  17. hello duqa, how is your new found geesinimo? any dagaal on the tube today?
  18. yeah, the homocide bit is all about justice, but there is civil liability there. odayga haduu xoolo leeyahay her family can claim a share, but either way they can get an award from the criminal injury compensation authority, provided she was a VICTIM. hada ka hor mid taxiile ah, baa knife lagu diley, his family lost cause witnesses saw inuu lasoo baxay badiil/baangad and chased with the defendant, the refusal was based, he contributed to the incident/he had opportunity to walk away etc. funilly the killer got life in the criminal proceedings
  19. malika if she has children or parents then yes as a victim of crime they will be entitled for big ££££ from CICA'da homocide? ma isaga, if he indeed killed her i hope he rots in naarta, if not garabkiisa allaha galo. ps: aaway xiiran/ibti?
  20. ^^ good suggestion nothing says i love you that dharbaaxo inlagaga kacsho hurdada every morning. i mean if your husband stops the occassional feer iyo farolaab it means he is getting loof elsewhere and a woman should be worried goes off to find frozen peas! there should be a rule NOT ON THe FACE, not the face
  21. malika i was expecting a call, there is money to be made? i mean islaanti tagtay soona noqonmeydo marka allayarxama. morning all. Resistance that was most boring show ever. i watched it and even knew who was on vogue eva or kate?
  22. aamiin aamiin so sad really, but did she have family here? any children? aabe or hooyo? anything at all? am off, ibti i will work on your shaqo maybe beri and latest thursday insha allah
  23. ^^ waligaa yaahuu malagu dhahay, yaakaafiina kudar
  24. Malika call me hon:) urgently Resistance you got no case, get cure for tuurta kugu taala hello to my lovely days, am at work on my off day, ilaahoow somali dhaaf, muranbadanaa oo madax xanuun badanaa i would like to double ngonge salary and offer him a job, you see he has a way with people, it could work the boys are right, i am starring @cake as we speak
  25. no you did not miss it, kas iyo kibir baad usamaysay but i am good sport the poor woman got excited about this new country and potential business