Juxa

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  1. no no no, just saying ngonge may pay good money naga daa sensitivenimada greeting all and have lovely weekend
  2. Ngonge is doubtful CL is exist, he is currently entertaining the possibility that she maybe a figment of his imagination. hello CH adiga chocolate hadad maqasho masoo duulee? how was your break?
  3. working half day tomorrow and spending the rest in library for august exam. also need to make choices for my next seat, i dont mind working in the city lakin the daily commute is very off-putting you?
  4. ^^ is it? yaa kuu sheegay warkaa?
  5. rainy, and dark CL, cawaale is a nerd, computer nerd, maybe he can be of help but i wont guarantee he wont help himself to your secrets (ngonge will pay good money for it) going home soon, well in 2 hours, i can grap cake on the way
  6. cowdi bileyso, it is never as bad as you think,breathe, gasho kabaha first, wipe the diif/tears phewwwwwwwww i will go the get triple choc feast
  7. off to run after CL and cawaale see wax ujiraan? ar wuuuuuuuuuuuw
  8. Juxa

    Old Man

    mida kaliya idinku darsano waxay ahay raga meeluhu haatu sheegay kudhashay ama kayimid mid baa lagu sheegay?
  9. ngonge is no longer carab, marka he cant be offended by any carab bashing however well deserved hello all
  10. morning all:) i will just sit and watch you make ahem of yourselves
  11. did you see My Weird and Wonderful Family (Channel 4). The family in My Weird and Wonderful Family (Channel 4) took a bit of getting my head around. They're more of an unclear family than a nuclear one. So there are gay dads Tony and Barrie. That's easy enough. And they have three kids – Saffron, Aspen and Orlando. Fine. The complicated bit is how these children came about, and I was quite relieved that even the kids themselves seem a bit muddled about it. Saffron says she's Aspen's twin sister, and the evidence certainly points that way – they came out of the same woman, at around about the same time. They didn't get in there in the traditional way, though, as she wasn't their mum, but a surrogate. Their biological mother was an egg donor, chosen for her looks and her brain; one of them was fathered by Tony, and the other by Barrie. I don't think the kids have been told who's whose (we're not, anyway). To all of them, Tony is Dad and Barrie is Daddy, or possibly it's the other way around. What does that make Saffron and Aspen? Half-twins? It gets more complicated. Because Aspen's egg split, and one half was put on ice, to be used later. So Aspen and Orlando are actually identical twins, even though Aspen is four years older. Orlando will always know what he's going to look like in four years' time: when he looks at his older brother, he is kind of looking into his own future. Freaky. Orlando says that if it hadn't been for Tony and Barrie, then he would have been a crocodile, but I don't think that's right. The three kids cost £250,000 to make. With me so far? Good, because it gets better, or worse, depending on how you view all this. Three kids is so last year, now Tony and Barrie want more – another couple of half-twins, but with a different donor. This time they're going on looks alone, and have picked out a 6ft catwalk model from the biological mum catalogue. No one's allowed to know who she is, because it's just easier that way. Saffron wants sisters, but she's out of luck: they both turn out to be male. By my calculations, one will be her half-brother, and the other won't be related to her at all, as they will have no common parents. But that's looking at it in a very narrow-minded, old-fashioned kind of way.
  12. thanks one hour to go,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  13. Nina hada lee maa aragtay? they have the black parents DNA. marka waa mucjiso alle
  14. i am not/was not angry, just got soft spot for eldery somali people nooh you cant imagine the amount of calls i make to BT and thames water. CL wey diiday to share the burden
  15. Ngonge stop smearing my good name, waaxay commissionka aad sheegto unlike you, i am willing to help somali oo dhan, including landeryaasha (free of charge) still angry about your refusal islaanti inaad u fiiriso warqadaha (qasaaro baad tahay)
  16. adigu jini baad u shaqaysaa, overtimeka badan waaye waxa kaa dhigey tired
  17. alone at the office, and singing A-Z somali songs was singing jacayl sooma dhuuntee waa sida dharaarte when a colleague said maxad la faraxsantahay?
  18. hello sheh, hi CL-raggeey. norf subaga badso iska daa olive oil, it gives you wrinkles
  19. i am not the giggling kind (maxaa kaa qaldan maanta) JB wuu qalbi furanyahay that i would admit to inta kale waa faataadhug, inaga daa hada yuusan xanaqine
  20. are you saying waxbaa ka qaldan JB? mise you are implying the guy has no class and cant deliver beside pointless innuendos some of inappropriate nature? warka cadeeeeeeee
  21. yeah, but i heard in real life he is a gent. halkaan buu booto iyo fakfak la taaganyahay uun i am missing ibti i have not had a single fight all this week. maybe deleted's cakes will cheer me up
  22. wind me up? ma sidaa baan easy target kula ahay nadifo is indeed quite a lady, i too hope inuusan JB ileysan xalay
  23. i wonder what sort of arrangement JB has? how does he get away talking like this? sexy beel oo sun laguu qas
  24. i finally kuye, how long aad kujirtay saf just to have dinner? girls dont play with snakes nooh