Juxa

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  1. have you ever been asked out by text by your little nephew and niece? so cute but then the monsters make you buy £90 single game waa trick iska jira waa trick NORF........your daughter is a classy lady, haka yaabin iney ford focus man raacdo
  2. it is shocking how much we know off afaaro aan nagoo dirsan yet how little we know about the religion. i had my second half an hour lecture at work today and maasha allah found it so amazing! allow ajar kaa sii
  3. hahahahhahaa girls, maya maya, since you never mention burco i just assumed you may have connections in LA.
  4. CL hahahahahah you and i both would be aliens, marka hacabsan. JB would guarantee our safety in hargeysa, ibti in burco and faheema in laascanod. when we get to the south, i would dust off my old AK47, yaaba ku fiirin kara? seriously it would be great to wake up and be HOME
  5. faheema, joining the army was old dream hade, i have since accepted that comfort is necessary. i dont get away much, when i do, i want to be spoilt. CL, faheema, ibti and others, since qof walba adventure rabo, how about hadii aan ku noqona where we come from? running from bullets, chasing camels and fighting off waraabe maxaa ka fiican?
  6. is ibti trying to call us oldies! young lady, i had my first mid-life crises at 17, i wanted to join the army and my family were not supportive. anyways faheema i never seen you in a mood, i always thought you had to be in your sunny persona because of your close affiliation to ibti ( we all know hadii ey xanaqdan dariska isku soo baxaya)
  7. you are young and hip. happiness waa over-rated, i mean if you become too happy who is going to bake us cakes? walaaleey be considerate, cirka iyo dhulkan rabaa naga daa ps: go for holiday, ibti 4 times bey dusheena kuduushay sanadkan kaliya :mad:
  8. where is faheema? ma reyhaanaa? stop changing your name from now on CAMBARO lagu dhahaa qalaas
  9. reyhana we are missing our choc filled brekkie! Cl KUT makasee (istaqfurullah) come over i am making fat filled afdaar today wsalaam ibti, maanta maanta maanta waa maalin weyne maanta (why are we singing?)
  10. CL idhig, who is complaining? it is cold and has been raining...bal maxaad ii bite gareynaysaa (got short fuse ee iga leexo) hi reyhena
  11. yes JB next year waa inaad martiqaad noo fidisaa si aan sland ugu soono. i feel cold, sanadkaan summer maba jiro, rain and dabeyl baa dadkii dhameysay
  12. salaam aleykum and happy monday. i would have liked to be wadan muslin and have slow ramadan
  13. ^^^ healthy is eating when you hungry and stop counting the colories. one thing i agree with shokolaato is exercising. 2 cups of qaxwe is not good for a young lady, wadnaha yuusan ku boodboodin, but eating veggies is yummy and lovely baasto, bariis iyo malawax contain too much beer-huris ingredients marka iska dhaafa specially ramadanka. ps: i am developing buufis, reading what you guys write, i dont want even to stand next to you lot, i keep imagining shiny foreheads and size zero sol ladies!!!
  14. a simple rules of: - dont take work home - dont go online at home this works well perhaps you should try
  15. shont you sit with family and friends on a darin and eat afdaar intaad meeshan soo weesho ahaan lahayd orodoo reerka la afur, addict waaxid:) intasna waa joke ee bal cafis
  16. sadaqadii sokeeye dhaafta sooma noqotaa la yiraahe bal adiguna ha ilaabin somalia
  17. being the sol local sheikh, it is your duty to organise actually
  18. thanks maaddeey similar link was sent to me, i thought it was wonderful job they are doing also some mosques in mogadishu are doing similar afdaarin. well worth supporting them this month and always
  19. ^^ talo walaaltinimo if you are poor iska ilaali baruur specially tan gasha caloosha i always thought ramadanka make you lose weight, dadkiina waan la yabanahay runtii
  20. CL i stopped asking the question, if someone says i am doing so and so, those people actually are based in somalia, i will give what i can. iyaga iyo allahood if they embazzle it ibti good on you but i cant part with my bling, i am too lazy to take it for miisaan. marka best thing is just give
  21. CL am i not making sense again? lately waan isku arkay dhibatadaa Ibti, forget ADT, there is organisation with feeding stations all over somalia for ramadan. 50P to feed a person a day such a lovely cause, we girls must get together insha allah, time to pay zakkah and also whatever each of us can afford
  22. finally JB managed to get his own popular corner. morning all, and jumca wanagsan
  23. yesterday a very kind colleague agreed to give us islamic lectures during lunch hour to increase our imaan in this holy month one of the subject covered was about zakat-ul-maal. most of us know it is currently 2.5% but i always thought you had to have £££££ of savings for it to become payable. also zakat on gold is worrying thing, i am told if it is for personal use, none is payable. but i dont understand personal use once in a year or two maku jirtaa mise you must adorn yourself on daily basis
  24. Originally posted by chocolate & honey: Juxa, skeleton beel. Nothing uglier than coming out of this blessed month with a bulging belly and a bad skin from all the sugar and saliid specially when the point of this month is sacrifice. Ilaahayow yaa ku soo arko, you eat less than any of us. Marka odaayasha god ha ka ridin, anigu am looking out for their best interest, adigana you are goading them on. look abaayo, i personally believe the more you restrict yourself the more you crave for bad things. the trick is eating in moderation, dont eat too much at once, walk here and there and you will be fine. dieting and exercising can make people miserable, just eat less fatty food, less sugar and salt and take walks.
  25. the image of CH with skeleton body and murqihii madonna jump into my mind either way, off with her head. yay rabtaa iney gaajo kudisho :mad: