I think the term Jareer deserves it's own thread. Obviously a derogetary word to describe some people with certain physical characteristics. But I found out that in Somalia, Somali Bantus call themselves officially Jareer Weyn. What's up with that? Has it transformed to an official name for one of Somalia's peoples?

I nominate Castro. Why? Helps other nomads Consistent writer Good dose of humour Very opinionated This nomad makes your visit to Somalia Online worthwhile.

^ I hope so. Somalis are culturally and mentally comparable to South Asians, Arabs and even Jews. So I'm sure Somali communities will develop over time. Castro, I wish someone would have given me that advice before I entered into my studentlife. But why are degrees in Science and Engineering preferable? More preferable than say a degree in Business Administration? This is not an attack by the way, since I'm personally contemplating on pursuing a Masters in Engineering instead of an MBA after obtaining my BBA. Jamilah, this feeling of change will be multiplied by 100 when you start your professional career. 100 times more scary but fun and exciting.

That baby makes me laugh like a motherfker. The way he makes me cry of laughter in front of everybody, truly he is one son of a btch. I love him. STEWIE: I say mother, this hotdog has been on my plate a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself. STEWIE: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.

^ Consider Costa Rica too. Somalia wait for me! Somalia doesn't need more patients.

Muhammad @ Lol What do you think about the Qudhac? Proud to see a fellow tree-hugger. Ibtisam, just don't call us Dendrophiles [Treefcukers] than its all good.

Here is Gob. I personally am in love with the elegant Qudhac tree. Our people marry, reconcile and share under that tree. I consider it as the tree of love. The only other tree that is equally as graceful is the Baobab tree (I don't know what it's called in Somali -my Somali is terrible).

If Soomaalis were equally as frank, as honest when it comes to marrying their own kind, their own ostracized communities as they are to shisheeye. If only as many Soomaalis in this thread were openly advocating marrying the people whose heritage hails from Madhibaan, Jareerweyne, Yaxar or Yibir. Miskiin Macruuf Akhyaar The Somalis that go after shisheeye but feel to good for some of their own are hypocrites and their entire existance is a disgrace. Especially when it's hypocrisy on top of hypocrisy. Discriminating people because they are farmers, blacksmiths etc. is the most pathetic thing about my people. Topickaan haa la tirtiro. Dad aan Soomaali aheyn baa meeshaan ku dhexjira oo marti noo ah. It's non of their business. Rahima you are the mod, I'm sure you agree with me.

I found this interesting article posted yesterday on one of the Somali websites. http://www.hiiraan.com/op/eng/2005/dec/Idris_A_Osman141205.htm

^ Sending kids to Somalia for at least a year is a bit over the top if it's only purpose is to discover their roots. Parents should acknowledge that they are the ones who failed, but they blame their kids, gaalo and everybody else but themselves. You can't save the world, just don't fcuk up with your own kids.

I have a blog, but I'm not worthy to be called a blogger. I have an awkward relationship with my blog. Soon I'll be getting my own domainname: www.strictlybullshit.com or www.daanyeer.com. Get me a nice HTML template and team up with some of my buddies. Maybe even compete with Qarxis. We've been freestyling with some hiphop beats, we could publish that too. And we got funnier clips in our hard drive than the Qarxis mods. Only time is going to be a big problem.

Modesty, I think you don't know what the hell you're talking about. It's a Somali trend and a Black trend at that, that Somali/Black males are 3 times more likely to have a white girlfriend or wife than vice versa. So if anything the Farahs need to do some explanation not the Halimos. If you and other members don't realize that, than this thread is doomed to be another useless shithole. Rahima, I don't know which Somalis you refer to, but most Somalis that do venture outside their community do not prefer white over black. But I do concur with you sister deep down a lot of Somalis are racist to the bone.

I have my blue moments. I found out that prayers and talking to your friends are the best remedies. Once you know that you are protected by God and you have people by your side at all times, it's very hard to still feel very depressive.

What are you all surprised for fools? You think daanyeers are dumber than people? Daanyeers will be taking Somali people out of this mess and install a government. Just wait and see. It will be a crossover of Black Hawk Down and Planet of the Apes.

Castro I hear ya. What's even more strange is that this Philippino development worker is more interested in hotels than the condition of the schools. If I was a development worker in the Philippines, I wouldn't have the slightest interest in Manila's finest luxury hotels. Besides that, I've been browsing her site and it looks like she's been wasting a lot of time and effort in useless Somali politics.

Finally we daanyeers get the recognition we deserve. :cool: http://www.kingkongmovie.com/home.html Check out this guy getting all emotiona, while giving his take on the movie. That's more proof about the quality of this film, than knowing that it's directed by LotR Director Star Peter Jackson. 30 out of 56 people found the following comment useful:- "King Kong" is a roller-coaster of emotions.....truly the eight wonder of the world...., 7 December 2005 Author: agentmatheus from Brazil One of the most anticipated movies of the year is, finally, about to open. Opening worldwide December 14th, "King Kong" is about to become a hit. The acclaimed director of the "Lord of the Rings" series, Peter Jackson, resurrects a legend, an iconic figure. Nostalgic fans will not be disappointed. Audiences looking for action, amazing effects, and adventure will leave theaters satisfied. "King Kong" is not only a roller-coaster of emotions, but it improves some parts of the original and is one of the- if not the- best movies of the year. What "King Kong" has that no ordinary blockbuster can ever have is that nostalgia sense, that fits the magnificent story just perfectly. It's 1933, Great Depression, and director Carl Denham (Jack Black's best role) needs a hit. Looking for an unemployed actress who will fit a role made entirely for her, he finds- rescues, actually- Ann Darrow (Naomi Watts, brilliant), a desperate actress that is found by Carl stealing fruits to eat. On board the S.S. Venture, Ann meets Jack Driscoll (Adrien Brody, great in the role), the screenwriter of the movie, and they both fall for each other. When they reach Skull Island, they find more than what they bargained for. Dinosaurs, insane habitants, giant insects, and a creature feared by all creatures living on the island: Kong himself. If you think about it, the chances of "King Kong" to go wrong are almost none. This movie features more laughs, more action, and more drama than the original classic. This is the ultimate remake of "Kong", for it surpasses the original. If you enjoyed the 1976 remake, then you're in for a spectacular treat. "King Kong" is born legend, and made history. The actors in the movie are nothing short of spectacular. Jack Black is perfect, melancholic and mad in the role of the director. Adrien Brody is equally great, providing one more dense interpretation to his career. Naomi Watts is magnificent, recovering herself from the failure that was "The Ring 2". But Andy Serkis steals the show. Not by Lumpy, the charming cook, but by Kong, the mad creature. Using the same techniques he used to create Gollum, Serkis shows us a human side of Kong, open to errors and to sadness. His expression gives Kong the title of most realistic creature of cinema. Kong is a lonely creature who finds in Ann Darrow the hope of a true love. "King Kong" is more of a romantic tale whenever Kong stares at Ann. I never cried in a blockbuster, action packed movie before, but "Kong" is an exception. The effects are perfect. The WETA team have perfectly created the most jaw-breaking scenes of this century. "Kong" is like "Jurassic Park" meets "Titanic". The creatures are incredible, but Kong himself is worthy of applauds. There are some frightening scenes, but nothing that couldn't get "Kong" out of the PG-13 rating, which will certainly attract teenagers. "Kong" is a loud movie, a mixture of horror, action, drama, adventure, and romance, all of them in their most perfect form. Perhaps the biggest obstacle in Peter Jackson's "Kong" is the memory of the 1933 classic. How could he make a 1 hour and a half picture become a 3 hour spectacle? Luckily, Jackson is the right man to the task. The first hour is an introduction to the characters, but it is still superb. When the action is thrown in, then the cinema becomes an amusement park. The scene where Kong fights a T-Rex is one of the multiple highlights of the movie. Kong discounts all his rage in a furious T-Rex, ready to attack Ann. It is hard not to be impressed by this scene, which is born classic. When I saw Kong climbing on the Empire State Building, I felt a tear wanting to come out of my eye. It demonstrated that this "Kong" was made right, and does not ashame the classic in no way. The photography of the movie is marvelous- Skull Island is a beautiful jungle, while the 1930 Manhattan is perfect. "Kong" has been released at the right time, ready for the Oscars, and ready to wish us a Merry Christmas. Peter Jackson has once again created a classic. "King Kong" is nothing short of perfect. He shows once again he's a wizard, a genius ready to put his thoughts into action. Adjectives escape me when I try to describe the experience of Peter Jackson's "King Kong", but I know one thing for sure. There's nothing better to end the year with the eight wonder of the world. This time not referring to the giant ape, but to this magnificent, vivid, and heart-wrenching tale of the beauty and the beast.----10/10

RIP Pryor. Pryor himself said in 1995, "I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst. "In other words, I had a life."

WTF this is some scary shit!

The ancient people of Kemet were as black as my leather sofa. Well maybe not that black. But the Nubians were jetblack in those days, that's for sure. The black pharaohs were talking about, were alien invaders from presentday Sudan and ruled both Egyptian kingdoms (Upper and Lower Egypt) for more than a century. But remember, these invaders were the first to build pyramids. The Egyptians themselves were black, most probably Wesley Snipes look-a-likes. After the invasion of the Nubians and their rule as the 'Black Pharaohs', the Hyksos, Semitic, Assyrian, Persian, Greek, Roman, Arab, Turkish, French, British invaders followed. All these people mixed with much of the original black population in the Northern part of Egypt. You can see some pure Egyptians in Southern Egypt. Take the Sfinx for example. His damn nose was removed, because it was broad and flat. History also indicates that many Egyptian treasures have disappeared or destroyed over the centuries. Luckily there are a lot left to show that Egyptians were black. Also back in the day, Northern Africa was mostly populated by black people from Egypt to Morroco, except for coastal enclaves such as Carthage and Alexandria. Here are some pictures to prove my point: EGYPTIAN PHARAOH, OLD KINGDOM, 3RD TO 4TH DYNASTY (2650 BC TO 2600 BC) PHARAOH AMENHOTEP, 18 DYNASTY TRUE EGYPTIAN OR NUBIAN OF THE GREEK PERIOD (200 TO 300 BC) I rest my case :cool: ......

Thanks. This is a very important piece of information. I can save lives from now on.

Ahura, you had sambusa and balbelmo juice for breakfast right?

ASDS or Acquired Sanity Deficiency Syndrome is defined as a collection of symptoms and infections resulting from the depletion of the sanity system caused by Qabiil virus infection. The symptoms of ASDS are primarily the result of conditions that do not normally develop in individuals with healthy sanity systems. Most of these conditions are opportunistic infections that can be easily treated in healthy people. Research has found out that there is no definite cure for the syndrome. Once the person has been exposed to the Qabiil Virus, the only medication is to prevent the spread of the virus. Since there is no cure, researchers are searching for the part of the brain that contains Qabiil and Qabiil-related information. That part will be cut off and hopefully the patient will wake up without carrying the qabiil virus. We shall test this after a prescription of two week's rest and then expose him to people from his supposed rival clans. He will be asked to hug them. If he does so, the operation will be a success. If additional funds are available, a relocation prgram of Somalis to villages in supposed rival clanlands will be planned and implemented. In the meanwhile, treating these patients is very much possible. Therapy sessions to halt the spread of the qabiil virus and even reduce it are taken into the program by the most renowned psychiatrists in the world. Since there is no Somali government, we ask the United Nations to finance these expensive therapy sessions for the impoverished Somalis. Also an online basic therapy session has been released for free which I gladly like to present to potential patients in Somalia Online: STEP 1: Ask yourself what Qabiil has done for you personally? - Has it enhanced your career? - Has it improved your sex life? STEP 2: Think of a relative, friend or acquintance from a supposed rival qabiil and think about the good memories you share with them? Step 3: Ask yourself why you hate this qabiil and that qabiil? On what grounds? - Did a member of this qabiil reject your marriage proposal? - Did a member of this qabiil rough you up one fateful night in front of your friends? - Did member(s) of this qabiil misbehave badly when sharing Bariis & Baasto on the same plate one night. STEP 4: Praise your supposed rival qabiil. (Only to take this step after successfully completing previous steps!) STEP 5: Meeting people of supposed rival qabiils. After these 5 steps, your qabiil virus should have been reduced to a certain level. If not, you are eligible to take the intesified course from a psychiatrist.

Very good. We need more nerds. Maybe Halimo, Jama and Rahimo will take an example from this Farah.

FCUK!!!! :mad: :mad: If Ngonge had Yogurt and juice, he is the dumbest nigger in the UK. Everybody knows that Dairy and Juice is a deadly combo.

Ngonge Yogurt and Coffee Ahura Sambusa and Balbelmo Juice Callypso Sabayed and Tufax Juice Foxy Anjera and Cano Geel Castro Donuts and Shah Am I right or am I right? Delicious breakfasts by the way. Ahura has the best choice.