Originally posted by Imperial Instigator: Anyone going to welcome me? Nope. Unless you are willing to undergo the special welcoming ritual. You might experience it as painful and humiliating, but its worth it.

xiinfaniin, please continue! Originally posted by AYOUB_SHEIKH: Xiin Here's a little task for you, most of these poets named their favourite camels, care to name some the beasts? I cannot believe what I'm witnessing. I can actually answer this question. Didn't the poet Cali Dhuux frequently talk to his favorite camel Cartan?

Probably dhaqancelis. Lately the term doqoncelis is gaining foothold. Is your son a moron? Send him back to Somalia.

Originally posted by Faarax-Brown: ^Whats so funny Danyeerow??? I hope you dont make a fool of yourself I think you allready beat me to it.

Anyway as we come to the end of the year and a new year is about to start I'd like everyone to know that my new year's resolution will be to work for the greater good and to become an ambassador for peace, reconciliation and a mediator for warring parties and indviduals in here. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey how you doin' eastside chick fo shizzle. But I don't understand some things about you though. You say you're from Cali4nia, but you call yourself Eastside chick. Unless you mean Far Eastside chick, because you're from Singapore. And don't tell me you're from the OC, cuz that's bullshidh. You would be like: Like I'm so totally into it right now, totally Like in absolutely dude! But hey! WLC.

Dolphins really are intelligent animals. This lucky son of a gun is going to divorce her and run off with her money. Just wait and see. But marrying a dolphin? A monkey I can understand, but a dolphin?

How ironic. Southern Somalia used to be the area that would house rural Somalis fleeing the drought in other areas. The silence of other Somalis is deafening indeed. Thanks for the link Castro, I'll make sure to donate. Rubbish. They are simply protecting our coastline from illegal fishing and toxic chemical waste dumping. Bullshidh. Illegal fishing and toxic waste dumping are two problems and piracy is a third.

Salaanta waa lagaa qaaday walaalkiis Waa sax, ganacsadihii wax eedeyn ah oo loogu soo jeedi karo haba yaraatee ma jiraan. Dalkeena nabad kama jiro koow dheh. Waxaaba lagu leeyahay: Soomaaliya waa meeshii uga haboon aduunkoo dhan in business lagu furto. Saan wada ogsoonahayna waa bullshidh. Dhibaatooyin horleh baad la kulmi doontaa sida: lacagtii balaayada ahayd ee Soomaali Shilin, rag aadan aqoon meeshay ka yimaadeen oo ku qasqashaadaya maalin walba. Hadaad tolna leedahay kaaba sii darane, adoo inta taagan baa waxaaga lagaa boobayaa. Tolka wax faa'iido ay ku leedahay ma jirto, aan ahayn masaakiinta. Teeda kale demandka guud ahaanba baa ka maqan wadanka. Bal hadaad fiirisid ganacsadihii waxay maalgelin ku sameeyeen, waxaad arkaysaa in ayan horumar ahayn laakiin ay tahay the inevitable effects of globalisation. Taleefoono aan laysu diri karin hadaadan isu provider ahayn, hoteelo iyo diyaarado loo talagalay dibadjoogto iyo gaalo. Don't get me wrong though, wax lagu amaano waaye waxay sameysteen. But if you look at the big picture, Soomaaliya is inching forward instead of leaping forward, if its even going forward at all.

^Lol Caano Geel. Curling Waterfall. What kind of life did you enjoy in Somalia and what would have become of you if Somalia was just business as usual? Please answer, I'm intrigued.

^ Beg to differ princess. Married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

As long as women's necks weren't stretched and feet binded, I'm cool. But hold on for a minute. I heard Somali women love a man with a big gap between their front teeth. Arintaas wax maa ka jira?

Nairobi along with Dubai are absolutely the most important cities for Somalia and will continue to be so for quite some time MMAqiyaar. Nairobi is a modern, cosmopolitan and multicultural city and one of the most influential cities in Africa. Somalis have been calling Nairobi home since the beginning of the 20th century. Not to mention that the British colonialists had relegated the Somalis into the status of the Asians, which brought many benefits to the urban Somali community in Kenya. In Dubai at the other hand, the Somali community is the oldest, largest and most thriving African community in the city. So much so MMAqiyaar, that I've seen South Asian men mastering the Somali language to find a job in one of the many Somali businesses in Deira, Dubai's city centre. But Somalia is losing out on all this, because of the insecurity and mass confusion in the whole country since 1991. We can't blame the UN and NG organisations for setting up base in Nairobi. Mogadishu is not an option. Jowhar is not an option. Hargeisa is not an option. Bosaso is not an option. Than Nairobi it is. We can't blame Somali businessmen- and women for setting up base in Dubai to operate in Somalia. There is no security. There is no bank. And more importantly there is no government. Than Dubai it is. And as long as the political and economic situation of Somalia doesn't improve, it will stay that way.

^ Man are you out of your friggin mind? London girls? We have some beautiful girls here in Holland, but every now and then I have to go to England to rest my eyes. I mean they're ugly over there. I've seen babies crying once they got exposed to Londoners. Damn those folks, brush your teeth, that's all I'm saying.

The fall of the Dave Chapelle Show has brought tears into our eyes worldwide. Everybody is familiar with his hilarious sketches such as: The Niggar Family, The Racial Draft, I'm Rick James Btch!, The Life of Lil John etc. Not only did most of us with a healthy sense of humour find it hilarious, but his mockery of racial stereotypes, especially black stereotypes helped ease up tensions. A lot of people don't take the whole racial thing seriously anymore, because of Dave Chappele's shows. But what caused the sudden downfall of Dave Chapelle? There is a conspiracy theory that powerful and influential black people called The Dark Crusaders are behind it. Famous faces like Oprah Winfrey, Al Sharpton, Robert Johnson of BET, Jesse Jackson, Bill Cosby and even Dave's mentor Louis Farakhan (Dave Chappele has been a devout muslim since 1998) are in it. They allegedly DESTROYED Dave Chapelle, because he was putting up a negative image of black people. I don't necessarily believe this theory, but something is up. That's for sure.

Without a doubt: Somalia. I barely survived.

I think 80% of Somalis are Capricorns. I'm a Ram/Aries myself. Lets see what it says about me: Adventurous and energetic Pioneering and courageous Enthusiastic and confident Dynamic and quick-witted Rubbish!

^ Bishaaro, it ain't that easy sis. Some of those bullies threaten to trace you down and kill you if you kick them out of your list.

Wish I could have skipped classes today. Everyone that's late or absent fails the course. Ciid Murabki

So if you see your lady's vagina on accident when you walk into the unlocked bathroom and she's there buttnaked, you have to have your divorce papers ready? Get the fuk outta here. Your own lawyer will kick you out of his office when you explain it to him.

^ Cuz you lean your chin on your left hand (warm hand) and use your right hand for the mouse (cold hand). I wonder why women need compliments as much as we need oxygen.

Somebody tell me what the hell is wrong with this girl? :confused:

Originally posted by Kashanre: quote:Originally posted by Northerner: [Q] wa naba dheey. [/Q] Nor dh ernor, it's nabaday. Northerner was correct. Its Nabadey with an e.

Viking, wasiir originates from the Arab word for Minister. Even in the Dutch language a word to describe a minister is Vizier from the Arab word Wazir. But I do believe that the Land of Punt was located in present day Somalia, most likely Puntland. I read somewhere that some parts of Puntland are infested with Frankincense and Myrrh trees and play an important role in the local people's lives for ages. Evidence of the latter is the highly developed traditional laws on frankincense. The ridiculous Boon argument and that it somehow relates to Punt reminds me of that thing that as long as you look hard enough, you will see something, anything. Just because words look like each other, doesn't necessarily mean there is a relation between the two. My username is Daanyeer and it has nothing to do with the English surname Danyer. Yes people there are white folks that carry the name Danyer.

4th caption. Cat: WTF man, I thought I killed you yesterday! Bee: Nigga iz you crazy? I was too legit to quit!