I like it. But you got me fooled, I thought it was some kind of spam at first. Now I can see the news here instead of getting my news on Somalia through Google News.

^^^^^^ Zafir, Ngonge is the Ridge of the Bold and the Beautiful sahib. He confidently believes that no man can ever measure up to his history with Brooke and knows that although Brooke likes to have some fun, she'll end up with Ridge anyway. And this act of making himself look like the bigger person is a prime example of that. P.S. I don't watch Bold and Beautiful! Nigga sees things when he's flicking the channels you know.

Dang this girl is enjoying herself wulahi. Lol@Alleubahne's pic!

This guy is hilarious. I guarantee you, you will get a (you gotta see this shit) moment with your friends. Kevin Federline Jessica Simpson Tom Cruise Anna Nicole Smith Arnold Shwarzenegger Goldie Hawn Paris Hilton

War balaayaan aragnay. This guy belongs in the zoo. He can do damage worth billions to a city single handedly. War ninkaan haa la qabtoooooo! But on a serious note. This guy might be a product of Sovjet laboratory research projects. I mean look at his skull. There is something wrong with him.

1. How many looks-per-minute is your average? I don't understand. Once a girl grabs my attention, I can't keep my eyes off of her. 2. Do you enjoy looking at women often? be honest here. Very much. Ilaahay baan kugu dhaarshay, I love it. 3. When on bird watching spree, What part of the female contour do you focus on mostly? and why? I examine each and every part of her body extensively and equally. But when I'm in a hurry, I summarise by taking some quick looks at her face, backside and bossom. So I won't risk taking in too much info that I lose her whole image. You see, I'm smart. 4. Ok, as a result of these stray looks, when levels of hormones shoot up, usually marking that you are biologically ready for mating although morally and financially you are not, what does the girl watching do for you? does it help or is a torture? I'm going for torture. 5. Any guilt while at it? or after the fact? Guilty after. But during the act, no shame in my game. 6. Are you awrare that every look after the first, is increasing your derailment risks? I mean to a bottomless pit of possibilities. I'm fully aware. But I am strong. 7. Ok, she looks back at you, what next? do you smile? are you aware that the COP ( Constables On Patrol are watching) I mean , angels? all those speeding tickets have to be paid one day somehow, unless you are making a lotta istighfar, you are in deep trouble saaxib, I am sure you know better saaxib, but in case you are ambivilant, in case you are caught red handed, how do you plan to setttle these violations? whats your plan B.? If she looks back, than I smile. Its a reflex. But if a COP catches me, than I have no choice but to marry the beautiful girl. That's just a sacrifice I will have to make.

^^ You two, Ahura and Curling, are absolutely the funniest nomads here. The wittiness is dripping from you two. By the emoticons, I can safely conclude that an apology is in order? Socod Badane. That would be too good to be true.

^ Exactly the wisest thing to do Caano Geel. Same here Curly, no comment. It all boils down to manlihood. Women say that they want a guy to respect them, but we all know that deep down, you want a caveman to grab you by the hair and say: "Let's mate!" and than drag you into the cave. You know its the truth ladies.

You guys are acting as if you were present at the ordeal. Innocent till proven guilty remember? As far as I know Sangub never admitted to have sexually molested that girl. If he did, he would be behind bars right now. I also know that supporting someone who might be a rapist is equally as wrong as condeming someone to be a rapist who might be not .. all solo! We are just spectators. Its between Sangub and the girl. Let justice prevail.

Northerner, I'm really scared to leave my house now. Should I expect you redecorating my living room and wearing my bathrobe when I return home from work? How much should I pay you for your service? $15.000? Is that enough or do you want half of my backyard? Kheyr don't feel left out. I'll give you the keys to my car. I know you did a great job with the new tiles in my bathroom. Curling Waterfall, beware sister, you're their next target. It seems to be good business.

I concur. There's a deep sickness in our community. Men are protected, no matter how heinous the crime, while women are stigmatised, especially if they are the victims. And the staunchest protectors of these criminals are women. Why do Somali women always end up doing the dirty work for their husbands, fathers, sons and brothers? This victimhood of Somali women goes much deeper than meets the eye. Castro, this is the result of a people that is mostly uneducated, ignorant and dumb to the core. This majority of worthless Somalis have nothing else to be proud of other than the tribe they belong to. Even our ancestors, those that are worshipped as Gods by some, ridiculed these characters with famous maahmaahs (maybe you might wanna help me out here). The people that benefit the most from the clan system are the weakest members. They need to be taken care of by the elders, because they can't take care of themselves.

Sayid, you have a lot on your mind. Take a break or something. Shias are not muslims? War Acudubileyso. They follow the Arkanul Ihsan, Arkanul Iman and Arkanul Islam. How can they not be muslim? No reply please, just think about your actions.

Originally posted by Northerner: ^^Is living in the property/land not considered as up-keep? They may be primarily maintaining the property/land for their own use but upon return one should consider compensation, its only right,,,,,, The compensation for 'maintaining' the property is to be friendly asked to leave the property when the owner reclaims it instead of getting kicked out by the police. Consider the owner as a landlord. Why would he pay you for something you did for yourself? This incident in a peaceful city such as Hargeisa leads me to fear what Mogadishu has in store for us in the future. It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good at all.

Yep its pretty funny. I also watched it with a Chinese friend of mine. He was laughing all the way through that film. Asian girls are kinda cute, aren't they. Petite and sweet, intelligent and magnificent, exotic and hypnotic. Ok I better stop writing now, because I feel like stepping into somebody's territory. Johnny take it away fratello.

This is a funny video documentary about the fact that Asian guys form the group that ends up with the short end of the stick on the (interracial) love scene along with Indians. More Asian girls are attracted to White guys than White girls to Asian guys. And this inequity infuriates Asian guys. Those Asian guys that do get White girls' attention are either Twinkies (yellow on the outside, white on the inside) or Yellow M&Ms (yellow on the outside, black on the inside). On the other hand White guys think they have the same problem with Black guys. White guys complain about how Black guys are stealing 'their women'. This stems from another fact that White girls are more often attracted to Black guys than Black girls are to White guys. An Asian guy's quest to find answers. Enjoy.

Nice pictures Kooleey. I can use them for my drawings. Thanks!

Baashi I agree with you partially. I don't remember who said this, but in order for any relationship to survive, Farah and Halimo have to have the same focus. And that focus is all about Halimo! She's allready there, she's waiting for Farah to come and join the party. But once your wife is in charge of your dough. Than say goodbey to your hopes, your dreams and everything else that you thought this life would bring you. Money = Power. Ain't that the truth. Wealth will set you free!

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: Idil, baxarsaaf is a tall, beautiful, grey-coloured leaves tree. I kinda fell in love with this tree. It also exudes a very unique smell, not to mention its dried and burned leaves are a killer against mosquitos. Too bad the Baxar Saaf, an eucalyptus tree, is not indigenous to Somalia. Like Geed Hindi and Mirimiri trees it was introduced to Somalia. These trees made Mogadishu a man-made green city. Anigu, my heart is for two trees. The Qurac and the Baar tree. Baarka qof yaqaan ma jiraa? Its said that Janno is filled with these elegant trees. MMAqiyaar, maybe cashar baad inaga siin kartaa about the come about of Somali names of magaalooyin and gobolo.

Almost everybody is terrified, horrified and petrified of giving presentations. I usually try to break the ice for myself by starting with a joke. This will make you feel more comfortable and you'll find yourself having fun once the class is laughing. Don't be afraid of forgetting a point or two. Just admit you forgot something and you'd like to add it now in a very articulate and organised manner. Exams are a different story. No matter how hard I study, I always expect to fail the exam. Hanging out with your friends is the best way to forget about all this bullshidh. When you're alone, playing videogames is the best. Better than TV or Internet.

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We Africans brought ourselves into this situation. Kenya is one of the most stable and peaceful countries in Africa and after 4 decades of independance not able to provide sufficient support to its people after a drought. But I also believe in the adage: "Markaad dhimaneysid, dhareerka waa layska duwaa." Dog food for human beings is unacceptable. Rummond knows that, no matter how big her heart is.

You guys are not digging deep enough. Farah knows that its the beginning of the end when his wife earns more money than him. Sooner or later Halimo will say: "You broke motherfkr!". Marka Brotha wants to avoid that situation. Yeah, like Ahura, you can say that you wouldn't mind coming home to a hubby who allready tucked in the kids and made you lasagne and the smell of pot-pourri. But lets talk reality here Ok! Sooner or later woman goes: "How did I end up with this lowlife?" Talking about: "What, what? isn't tonight pokernight with your friends, what? Gimme some fking room to breathe damn".

MMAqiyaar that shot could have been made after eleven when almost ALL lights are off. I see some miniscule white dots though in what seems to be Mogadishu, Berbera, Jigjiga, Dire Dawa, Harar and Bosaso. The rest looks like wild jungle.

I don't find successful women intimidating at all. I like to be controlled. Uwh so exciting!

LOOOL,waryaa stop hanging around single mother's houses. U sheeg! Loool. LaboX, Somali people compete with each other. From babies to mothers and from old men to teenage girls. Somalis love to compete with other Somalis. But Somali women are the worst, because we all know women hate women!