after these lines, she be like' War inanku waa cajiib' ina keen geedka jaceylka Hehehe Best line you can never go wrong with is: Baby if I say that you have a beautiful body. Would you hold that against me? For the geesi geesi kale jirin: Look here woman: grab yo shit! Let's go! Either you got yourself a ticket to the hospital or you got yourself an obedient wife. But chatlines are bullshidh. Just say hello and introduce yourself. Don't come with:"Baby I send my condolences to your mother, cuz you just dropdead gorgeous." You can use them as a joke, but not as a serious way to conquer her.

You mean Meryl Streep 'Out of Africa'. I remember Iman playing the unofficial wife of a British settler and I also recall Farah played by an African-American with an oversized chin. No I think this other movie was absolutely from the 50s and about Americans on safari in north Kenya in supposedly Somali territory looking for big game.

@Legend Hollywood was actually quite exceptional in the 50s. I remember a movie about a lovestory between two Americans on a safari trip in Kenya. They have all these Kenyans working for them as servants and a Somali as a guide. The Atooro of the film starts treating the guide with no respect and the guide furiously stands up and says: I will bring you everywhere you want, but don't you dare talk to me like that ever again. I AM SOMALI! And starts waving provocatively with his hunter's rifle. I assumed he was Kenyan till then, I was totally flabbergasted. Walee didn't see that coming.

Ahura. Distancing from your absentee father, I can understand. But you would have a moral oligation towards your younger siblings. Unless you take the rivalry between the Bahs seriously, which I think you don't. Besides, it would be hypocritical punishining your dad for something you're doing yourself to your siblings.

Besides that Callypso the Somali population belongs to the top 5 fastest growing countries in the world along with: Burkina Faso, Niger, Mali, Tchad and Yemen. All Muslim and safe one, black nations. It's estimated that Somalia will have a population of between 40 to 50 million halfway through this century. Let's not talk about how much Maryoley nuunoyaal there will be crawling around at the end of this century. With that said the Somalis are relatively isolated as a society and the rift between Somalia and the rest of the world is growing. So the Somali language is not at risk at all.

This Farah is a fresh qaxooti, so he sees things a little bit different. Just give him a few years and he'll get used to it.

Yeah this nutcase is a German. Well what can I say, he sure gave the German stereotype a new lease on life. This lil dude was born a half a century too late. Another German nutcase

Daankis for the great link. Mashallah.

Originally posted by Jaylaani: ^^^and the Police...don't even get me started on that. Hold up. Now it's not all Police that like to beat black people. Just most of 'em.

I don't know wether they come from Venus or Pluto, but they sure as hell ain't from here! And yes I am from Somalia. :cool:

I think the white mailman has delivered a lot more than just mail.

Digaale I feel you. Dig your avatar breh. Women are so weird man. Just within this week I was talking to these two girls in my school on MSN and I concluded that there is something wrong with the female gender. The first girl was totally different on MSN than when we talk face to face. All wild and shit and normally she's the shyest girl in the whole wide world. Walee waan ka naxay. The other girl (I was talking to her for at least 2 solid hours right) and than she said something dumb wich made me laugh and boom: she ran away like a mother! Telling me she has to do some things in her house. Bullshit! She was mad as hell because this Farah was laughing his butt off on her comment. Women. You gotta love 'em!

@ Sheherazade.

I can relate to Jimca Lee. To tell you the truth: There are some blond honeys out there that make you sweat like a mother. But that's where it ends with me. A non-Somali girl has to be extremely beautiful to catch the attention of this Farah. But at the same time a mediocre Somali girl can turn me into a psychotic stalker. Guess that means I have a thing for my sistas. If that's the case. What is it that Halimos have that is so special? Something, but what?

No I'm not talking about Nigger, I'm talking about Naayaa. I've seen guys killed over this word. There are hospitals that have a special wing for patients that are suffering from pulled out hair, poked out eyes and nails stuck to their flesh. The aggresors, all women, usually get off the hook by spending one night in jail while their victims stay in Intensive Care for at least another 6 months. I almost ended up being hospitalized myself like my brothermen when I made a fatal mistake one faithful day. We were eating bariis iyo biskeeti in a makhaayad in Birmingham. I felt something was missing and I was right: no bananas! So I asked a girl (she was doing nothing at the time) to bring us some bananas to give our meal a sweet touch. She says that they ran out of bananas, but she would happy to get them for me. I said: OK, but hurry up. We don't need the bananas when we finished our food. We are not Danyero! It was closeby so she suggested to join her on our quest for the precious bananas. I was like OK, laakiin intee aadaneynaa? I knew that the grammar wasn't 100%, but the damage was allready done. Never did I expect that she would mistook it for: Intee aadey NAAYAA! To spare you the drama of what happened after that. We were persona non grata ever since in that restaurant. Did you have some nasty experiences with the Somali language? Did your broken Somali get you into trouble?

Watch it girl! I know my name is Danyer, but you said it in a derogatory tone.

Guess your mailbox will be very very empty till march 30th. I would suggest kidnapping bro.

Make it two gallons Castro! Maxaa Soomaali iyo Cuqdad isdaba dhigey yaah?

Originally posted by Ahura: D-yeer , What he wrote is that your suggestions have been noted, although they all suck. He thinks the best route may be through trapping a young woman to do the work for them, via the marital bed, of course. Faarax is getting very strategic. Than who the hell is this secretary he's talking about. He's too poor for a cleaner, yet he has a secretary to note my suggestions. I don't think marriage is the solution in the long-term. The Halimo might handle him alone, but not him plus the Yahoo juniors. That will result in a divorce and you'll see Yahoo right back in the Club looking for the next victim.

Don't forget that he's Somali ninyahow. Being bony is in his genes not a choice.

Yahoo_UK. I wish I understood what the hell you just wrote. Ahura. Dust is a problem when you are allergic to it. You are turning mice into elephants. Foxy. This is the only solution and this nigger knows it. But I think he needs professional help.

Yahoo_UK. U bumped into the right Negro. I live with another guy and tell you the truth: he is the laziest nigger in the world. He's so lazy that it's contagious. We asked a couple of girls to help us out with cleaning the house. They did it 2 or 3 times and after that, they said we were on our own. They were sick and tired of our bullshit. Sometimes I clean up the house when it is getting too much. Human beings have limits you know. When you run away from your own house, it's a bad sign. My advice: go for the minimalistic approach and go basic till the house is almost empty. Go to the kitchen and downsize the plates, cups, forks, knives and spoons to a minimum and throw out the rest. If you got plants: throw them out. Who are you trying to fool, you cannot keep them alive no matter what you tell yourself. Than go to the bathroom and throw everything out except your deodorant, toothbrush and paste, shampoo and soap. You don't need anything else, you are not a girl. Repeat: you are not a girl! If you do this, which is preventing the risk of clutter. Than you will be saved. There is still hope for you and your homies. Plus extra advice free of charge: use pot-pourri. It does wonders.

Jay, that's his look. He needs to look like he can represent Africa.

I would fire her myself. If she expects me to pass up on that promo. Than she's not a friend is she? Send her a card or something. However, if it was me; I wouldn't accept no matter how big the cheque is. It would hurt so much, but I'd feel guilty. And I loathe that feeling. Better than the feeling when the bills are piling up like a mother and knowing you had a chance to get promoted.