@ Amelia. I'm not even going to tell you what my answer was. It's too embarrassing. Shutting off the computer right now and will cry myself into sleep.

Hanad : Waryaada, did you guys hear that Kayse is going to marry? Sharmarke : Kayse a.k.a Casey is going to marry? That skinny Farah who was chasing blond girls all the time? Liban : Yeah hooyo told me. The girl is in Somalia. She lives deep in the Badiyo man. They have no electricity, no nothing over there. I wouldn't be surprised if she ever stroke a lion's snout. Those people are mental. Sharmarke : Marka Casey's family is going to drag the poor girl over here. Can you imagine her first day here? Yaab beey la bakhtineysaa. Wait till she sees her first gay couple making out in front of her. Hanad : Hahahaha. Waryaa our mamas managed to survive here right? She'll be fine sahib. It's Kayse you should worry about. Liban : I couldn't do that man. It's too scary to marry a girl from Somalia. Deep in her mind she's thinking that you are the biggest loser in the world, because you speak Somali like a 5-year old toddler. The minute she arrives at the airport, you are stuck with her for the rest of your life. I'm sticking to the girls right here! Sharmarke : As if the girls here are any better. War they been to high school and did a few years of bullshidh college and supposedly they are highly educated sister. War naga tag ninyahow. Kuwaan wabxa kama dhaamaan walahi. Hanad : Walee waa runtaa sahib. Making coffee and copying for those white folks and she's thinking that she's a careerwoman. Hahaha. Sharmarke and Liban : Hahahahaha. Hanad : And than you come home late straight from work. Hungry as hell and suddenly you see a note on the TV. Note says that she's at her company's party and she'll be coming late. Liban : So there you are making sandwiches like a big time loser. She sends your kids to some nasty kindergarten that smells like dhuuso 24/7. I don't want these kinda girls in my life. No way! Sharmarke : Me neither. Laakiin honestly though. Would you rather have a hot but biitchy girl or a 6.5 but sweet girl? Hanad : 6.5 for sho! I like sweet girls ninyahow. If she's a biitch, I might kill her ma garatay. Don't want no drama. Liban : Talk is cheap Hanad. I bet you would go for the hottie in a second. Ninyahow we are all like this. When we see a girl and she looks good. We don't care if she's dumb and mean. The looks make it worth the daily fights. Sharmarke : Liban you are my nigger right there, but Hanad got a point. You know how they become fat as soon as they pop out the first kid. So go for the sweet girl. Hanad : But anyway I got another question. Would you marry a girl outside your tribe? Sharmarke : If she's Fine! Hell yeah! What do I care about tribe man. Liban : Maybe your hooyo? You know how much qabiil means to them. Sharmarke : You're insulting my mother? Hanad : Sherman chill negro. He meant in general. But what do you say about it Lee? Liban : I would take my hooyo's feelings in consideration. I'm no qabiilist, but I want them to approve the girl. Hanad : I'm with Hanad on this. But my mum only has a problem if she's not Somali at all. Sharmarke : Moving on! This topic is lame. Don't we have anything else to talk about? Liban : Girls are funny ain't they? You see eight girls talking to each other having a good time and shit. They all go home and suddenly 5 are not speaking to each other anymore. Hanad : It's because they talk sneaky ninyahow. They think too much behind everything and have tactics and shit. Sharmarke : Yeah man I know what you mean. I don't understand them. They don't trust each other too. You see two Halimos, been girlfriends for 10 years. You talk to them separately and they be like: fck that btch! No, fck that btch! Liban : They like to make each other jealous too don't they? Ever seen two Halimos seeing each other in the mall? That's some hilarious shit. They'll be talking about the clothes they bought. And you're like: Ok they are talking about clothes. That's nice. But in reality: a War is going on between them. Who has more expensive clothes and better taste and all that bullshidh. Hanad : Hahahaha. Sharmarke : Waryaa Hanadow, remember high school? We would be skipping classes and shidh. Telling the teachers that we have to translate for our mum at the doctor's. Hanad : Hahahaha I remember Sherman. That was before you came Lee. We were notorious in school man. After a while we ran out of excuses and Sharmarke would come with the 'Cultural Gap' excuse at the principal's office. That he's another person at home and that causes problems. Sharmarke : Hahaha. White people love to hear that shidh. Waryaa remember when the principal called you at your house. Thank God I was at your house. Hanad : Yeah you pretended to be my father. Talking about: Yaah? Yas yas he iz mey boy. He fery siik tudheey. Yastardheey waas bertiidheey baarti. Meeny biibol. Yuu know! Liban : Hahahaha. Sharmarke : And Principal going: Oh I'm so sorry. Please keep me posted on his health sir. Hanad : Man those were the days. Now it's bullshidh everyday man. Liban and I are in a projectgroup at school. When one of us comes 5 minutes late, these kids start the yipping and yapping damn. When this dude Kevin comes half an hour late, all he needs to say is: Sorry guys, I forgot to set my timer. And they laugh and say nothing about it. Liban : Project assignment is over in two weeks. We will talk about this at the evaluation sahib. Trust me, heads will roll. I'm going to tell the project manager everything. Sharmarke : Me too man! At work somebody stole something. Boss was like: who did this! I want to hear it now. And that fat doofaar was looking at me the whole time. Liban : Man that's not even job you have there man. I would quit if I were you ninyahow. There are better jobs out there. Hanad : You know what's better? Unemployed! You sleep till late. Play playstation. Go to the library and read a magazine or something. Work out in the gym at night. Who said life could not be macaan like sonkor. Welfare is sonkor baby! Sharmarke : Hahahaha. Waryaa lacagta cayrta is holy to us Somalis. Especially my cousin Saleban. Man he's broke as the joke yo. Remember when he was driving too hard and he went full gas into the curve and flew into the river? Liban : Hahahaha of course. How could we forget? Sharmarke : Well that's just half the story sahib. He managed to get out of the car and all these white people are trying to help him. Saleban is like: It's fine, I don't need help. Cuz he doesn't have a driver's license and insurance ma garatay. But those white people kept asking to help him. Saleban started tripping man. War fck off, have you never seen a car fly into a river before? Hanad : Hahahaha. Go on sahib. Sharmarke : White folks thought he was another crazy Somali. So they called police and shidh. Now Saleban is paying a lot of money and he has to wait 5 years till he can do driver test. Miskiinka all he want was to leave the crappy car behind in the river and call it a day. Liban : Bees waaye. It's getting late. We gotta be ready for the game tomorrow at the park. Sharmarke : Shit man. I need my sleep. Ma ii taqaanid ninyahow. I need at least 10 hours or my day is doomed. Hanad : Hayee sheeko kale haa inoo bilaabin. Let's go. Liban : Aaheey come on. And don't forget to bring my sunglasses Sherman. I forgot it in your room. Hanad : Leyla baa jooga nooh. Sharmarke : Hahaha ok I promise.

Ducaqabe. Nobody said anything about Deen here. Dying for your Deen is pretty obvious. We are talking about wether or not it's acceptable that you die, because you refused to be humiliated personally without considering Deen. I disagreed that being 2nd class citizen is worse than being six feet under. Dignity is important, but less important than retaining your precious life and trust on Allah. Look at us Muslims in the world. We are mostly a poor, divided and opressed lot. We have no choice but to watch how Kafir nations continue to humiliate us: US, Israel, Russia etc. What is your message to the Cechnyans and Palestinians? That their life in the West Bank, The Gaza Strip and Grozny is worse than death? Zafir. Haddii uu qabiil ama wax ka sii xun uu ka wadey, asaaba dhib qaba. From my side waxeyga waa peachy waana walaalkey. Hadaladaas in qof rag isku sheega ka soo bixi karey maa aanu filaneynin, laakiin I consider it forgotten.

^ You're a little bit late ninyahow. Outlandish is mediocre. If I would be crying, it would be because of how bad they are.

Danyeer, with all due respect, isku dad maanu nihin, isku fikridna maanu nihin, isku dhaqan iyo dadna maanu nihin and you have just confirmed it. By saying this so bluntly because of a disagreement, absolutely isku dhaqan ma nihi. I would rather be deadthen lose my dignity and respect in an irretrievable situation. Why? Because by god I am not scared of death nor at the thought of dying, because it will happen and we are all going to die one way or another, one time or another. If keeping my dignity and respect was at the expense of my life, then so be it. God did not design me to be second to none, and I wont allow it. I am sure those same people feel the same way. If you do so, you are risking a trip to hell. There I said it. You're talking about dying for your personal dignity and respect: that's pride right there. Pride as the cause of your death will send you straight to Naar. Allah didn't give you life to be proud of yourself, He gave you life to worship Him and in return He will give you eternal paradise.

I dunno what I said. This topic doesn't even interest me. What I do want to say to you is that the Somali poem is coming, but you have to be very very patient. I repeat: very very patient. I don't want to rape the Somali language.

Somalis are not a mixture. Look at the Masai, they are slightly more negroïd than Somalis and are they mixed? I think Somalis are just Somalis. Been like this since ever. Just shows you how Black, White etc. does not exist. It's just political, but Allah's creations cannot be categorised. I don't know but it might be even bordering Shirk.

^ The hell does that mean. That just made absolutely no sense at all: pure bullshidh! "I rather be dead than be a 2nd class citizen." Does life mean so little to you? If you would have said that you'd rather be dead than being someone's slave than I could understand. I remember Castro saying that maybe the wrong Somalis made it to the Western world and the wrong Somalis got stuck in Somalia. You just confirmed his statement. With all due respect you probably are a 2nd class citizen in the country you reside in right now just like me. You really thought you were a first class citizen with your dabomadow and arabic name? Man they fooled you big time.

Nobody is there. Except for two guys I'm not to sure about. Guess I'm stuck with you here. Well I could have told hanuman the truth. I'm truly not a fullblooded ethnic Somali, but I don't think she's looking for that. I can recognise conversations where women are only interested in one topic: themselves. Either that or she's subtly fishing for compliments. A very smart girl.

Zafir. I told you not to tell anybody! I can expect a letter from the DA's office any day now. Hey guys I'm off to the chatroom. This hanuman was fun, but I think she needs some time to get to know herself.

Ey you better watch your mouth. I don't like that tone of yours.

^Mainly because of you pumpkin. Now what was your question again?

@ Miss Lee. I'm just trying to look out for the babygirl. But you're part Asian? Explains a lot.

You're a girl? Question still stands though.

I love this guy! You might be trying to get info, but the question is: do you give a shit?

You could conclude that there is something fundamentally wrong with the Arabs. But maybe we need to consider the fact that the Arab world is a child trapped in a man's body. They have the resources of a developed nation, but are still stuck with the same underdeveloped mentality. We all know that this is due to the rapid economic growth after the discovery of Black Gold in that area. But the world always changes, so creating an agreement between us Muslims about addressing these kind of issues - innocent Muslims drowning in the Gulf of Aden - might be realized sooner or later. Muslims tend to forget that they are Muslim sometimes. It happens.

Those that think Australia, New Zealand, North America and even Europe will stay 'White and Clean' for eternity are doomed. They better let go of their cuqdad before it consumes them. You hear (some) Whites everywhere talking about: Were losing, were losing the country. Well please tell me if White people are losing, than who the fck is winning? Not Yellow people, not Brown people and certainly not Black people. So what are they compaining about? They started this irreversible change of this enormous world into a little village under their tutelage. They invaded other people's lands and either whiped them out or enslaved them. If they were lucky: maybe 2nd class citizens in their own land. Now they are noticing the side-effects of their brutal history. You cannot have your cake and eat it.

I'm not a girl or anything, but I do feel naked without my mobile phone. Being without it makes me feel uncomfortable. Other stuff would be my laptop to surf on the Internet, which I'm demonstrating to you as I'm saying this. And my iPod Video for watching standup comedy shows in my bed or listen to music during my workout. That's about it.

Originally posted by Southern Hospitality: and you are kinda behind, we already have porn stars.... :rolleyes: Come again my man???? Seriously what the fck did you just say?

Originally posted by nafta: Check out the link below. This guy is a good friend of mine and got a great voice. Q This guy is not bad. Not bad at all.

Siham's hot. But the dude better go back to flipping burgers. But to be honest: I don't care wether they're Somali or not.

wtf? How do I decide who has a fish from those points? He drinks water. He smokes this and he owns cats. He lives in a yellow house. Am I supposed to figure out who owns the fish from this information? Man this is bullshidh. War kaluunkii intuu ka yimid?

Originally posted by sheherazade: Silly me not to have taken into consideration your quest for all things free. What was I thinking not thinking of you and your needs? I'm turning into a non-mind reading, inconsiderate creature. Don't beat yourself over it Sheherazade. A simple sorry will do. Everybody makes mistakes: its human ok. Originally posted by sheherazade: It's as good as free if a couple of you get together and share the cost. Let me know if u need help working out the Maths. It's a free offer. If it's as good as free, than why won't you download the film for me. Maybe we can watch it together tonight?

Edit: it seems Somaliland has many organizations working in education, health and other necessities. Does anyone know of similar organizations in southern and central Somalia? I'm wondering about coverage (and overlap), so to speak. Don't know either. But do think that there are numerous orgs like this in southern and central Somalia: especially Mogadishu. Well thanks to google. I found all the UN orgs and their offices in Somalia. Wajid, Jowhar, Hargeisa, Garowe, Hafun and Bosaso seem to be the only cities with UN international presence and Hargeisa and Garowe have like a shopping list of these orgs whereas other cities only have FAO: means nada. LINK

Don't worry, this boy doesn't need anyone to entertain him. I'm talking about you doing your job! I gotta be honest here: I'm not satisfied. Look, like where is customer service? You're supposed to be nice, treat me like a king and make me feel welcome. Or is this the Somali Makhaayad syndrome? Abusing your Maryoley customers, because you know they feel a moral obligation to eat in your below-standard restaurant. Ma garatay?