I sense a lot of girls that don't like romanced well call me a hopeless romantic, but I still like all that romantic junk

congradualtions for the recent wedding may the bride and groom have a long and happy marriage

Kruella I love those picture just gorgeous I especially liked the ones with birds eye view of the beaches

I got this as a joke in my e-mail I thought it was pretty funny so Im sharing it with you guys: what girls mean when they say: how much do you love me?= I have done something awful and you will want to kill me no pizzas fine= cheap ******* you need to learn how to communicate= agree wiuth me always! your a nice guyt but...= I never want to see you again you weirdo! what guys mean when they say: Im hungry= Im hungry Im tired= Im tired Woud you like to go a movie sometime= I would eventually like to have sex with you whats wrong?= what self-inflicted melodratic pain have you caused this time?

I got this as a joke in my e-mail I thought it was pretty funny so Im sharing it with you guys: what girls mean when they say: how much do you love me?= I have done something awful and you will want to kill me no pizzas fine= cheap ******* you need to learn how to communicate= agree wiuth me always! your a nice guyt but...= I never want to see you again you weirdo! what guys mean when they say: Im hungry= Im hungry Im tired= Im tired Woud you like to go a movie sometime= I would eventually like to have sex with you whats wrong?= what self-inflicted melodratic pain have you caused this time?

I got this as a joke in my e-mail I thought it was pretty funny so Im sharing it with you guys: what girls mean when they say: how much do you love me?= I have done something awful and you will want to kill me no pizzas fine= cheap ******* you need to learn how to communicate= agree wiuth me always! your a nice guyt but...= I never want to see you again you weirdo! what guys mean when they say: Im hungry= Im hungry Im tired= Im tired Woud you like to go a movie sometime= I would eventually like to have sex with you whats wrong?= what self-inflicted melodratic pain have you caused this time?

I got this as a joke in my e-mail I thought it was pretty funny so Im sharing it with you guys: what girls mean when they say: how much do you love me?= I have done something awful and you will want to kill me no pizzas fine= cheap ******* you need to learn how to communicate= agree wiuth me always! your a nice guyt but...= I never want to see you again you weirdo! what guys mean when they say: Im hungry= Im hungry Im tired= Im tired Woud you like to go a movie sometime= I would eventually like to have sex with you whats wrong?= what self-inflicted melodratic pain have you caused this time?

Can we grow up please there is nothing more immature or narrowminded than thinking your better than anyone else for instance tribalism. And I thought we all saw the evils of tribalism back home with the eruption of the civil war, if a war and no central government can't change your outlook on tribalism and the futility of it then nothing can. Some people prefer to stay in the dark when there is a light switch in the room.

I'll tell you if you come closer *whispers somalis are actaully robots in disguise* I'm only half serious and the other half taking a pathetic attempt at a joke . What I really mean to say is that the older generation of somalis don't show their feelings...because in our archaic nomad lifestyle (pre-60s) they were all stoics. They beleived emotions were weakness thats why most people didn't get married for love but rather a business agreement. And they would be dying in some cases of hunger, there would be a serious drought, their livestock would be either dead or near it but they never complained about it.

Maan I cannot beleive you guys are complaining about a little snow in the U.K. You haven't seen any snow, frost or anything of the like if you haven't lived through canadian winter. When I first moved here we lived in a small town called Tweed that is in the far north of ontario. I woke up every morning and my eye lashes would be frozen...I wouldn't be able to open my eyes unless I rubbed them for 5 mins :eek: . And for the past week its been snowing buckets!

I know I'm inviting the wrath of somaliaonline at my doorstep, but if the All Mighty Allah (swt) created us with those parts that make up our genitalia dosn't it seem that they were meant to be there....just a thought some of us should seriously consider!

Check it out the breakthrough discovery!

I suppose you can say its funny when you do it to someone else (those suckers ) but not when you yourself have to go through all that clicking argh!!!!!!!!!!!!! it makes me wanna shoot somethings :mad: :mad: it was funny though, but a nasty trick! :mad:

1) Chop Suey by System of a down 2) Like a Stone by Audioslave 3) Work it by Missy Elliot 4) Last nite by The Strokes 5) Diamonds and Guns by the Transplants

1) Chop Suey by System of a down 2) Like a Stone by Audioslave 3) Work it by Missy Elliot 4) Last nite by The Strokes 5) Diamonds and Guns by the Transplants

1) Chop Suey by System of a down 2) Like a Stone by Audioslave 3) Work it by Missy Elliot 4) Last nite by The Strokes 5) Diamonds and Guns by the Transplants

1) Chop Suey by System of a down 2) Like a Stone by Audioslave 3) Work it by Missy Elliot 4) Last nite by The Strokes 5) Diamonds and Guns by the Transplants

Well, in my case with my best friend I don't think that would happen you see my best friend has marriage phobia she can't even say marriage she says the "M" word and hates kids. and if she asked me ever to do something like that for her I would not be able to do it

I thought it was pretty funny and its not like it x rated or anything

I have a huge list of these and some of them have been cancelled or zapped Friends (A bunch of people with clashing personalities what can be more funny) Fresh Prince of Belair (Im speechless) Full House (it was corny but cute) Family Matters (urkel rocks!) Married with Children (unfortunetly this one was zapped guess no one liked it but me huh) Alley McBeal (she reminds me of me sometimes) That 70s show (I don't know what to say except I love Hyde and Fez) Malcolm in the middle (those kids make my siblings look like the picture of innocent shyness)

-sigh- I have to settle for second place theres nothing left for me to do except kiss and hug the winner and plot something of an evil surprise for her

cuz its as cute as I am ...kidding I am anything but cute.......its because I'm a big Simpsons fan

yes thats it...I love that movie horrible ending though the character was Mr Keating I think...I forgot the name but remembered who the actor was...and then 5 hrs later remembered the name