^^ what me a criticizer? no, I'm a challenger

boycott: which punk group songs is that? it sounds like something rage against the machine would sing...

Rudy: no, its about a t.v

Dazed ad Dizzy Spinning with confusion Head,chest and stomach pangs fusion Sweaty and barely able to get out of bed Drooping eyelids And a light weight feeling body With a heavy head Tired and miserable An effort is made to get out of bed It's almost like your body was revolting against you This cold I've had for awhile Is long overdue

^^ its alright we can't be everything heres another of my abstract poems I call it a Box of Wonders The box in the isolated room blares The images flash on and off like temperamental flares Everything on seems to make you scowl or scoff Everything, nothing Everything, nothing You have everything before you And your watching nothing The gadget filled box With the images flashing is one of the Reasons why many things are crashing You think your getting educated But its just a gaping hole In the end That mechanical box Will steal a part of your soul

Rudy: The second post in this topic is a sunset poem Ms Word: Good poem as always. I like how your poem is a narration (I can almost see myself there) Maybe I should change the name of this thread to abstract poetry...

Its abstract poetry it has nothing to do with my feelings its all based on my observations. Watching a sunset or sunrise is so much prettier than watching night (how friggen dull and boring is that). Its only 3 poems on my part how can that be classifed as obsession. And my second poem had nothing to do with mornings it was a sunset poem (as in the sun is setting you know like going down... as in it will be night in a while)

How can the author be an extremist Jew if he was never a religious hassidic Jew to begin with? and especially since he started questioning his own faith at an early age? although the title is a bit misleading, nice article. I enjoyed reading it.

Living alone and depression have nothing to do with each other to address some of you who have this strange belief they do. Depression is a deeply rooted psychological problem that is either genetic or caused by harmonial imbalances in the brain. Millions of people live alone and they don't have depression. Anyways for the poor girl may Allah rest her soul

waan ku bariya (spelling? )

Beautiful rays of light penetrate through the windows driving away the night The sun majestic In its corner in the sky The chariot of Helios on the freeway Way up high Its right after dawn Th rays of sunshine glistening On the flowers,plants and lawns The children laugh The lovers swoon The musician play upbeat tunes Aurora shines her many rays Brightes and Strongest At the beginning of each day

^^ thanks a million sis

aren't there skin heads in London?

Remember pretty fly for a white guy by the offspring? Pretty Fly For A Rabbi by Weird Al Yankovic Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer Just grab your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!" He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul What's not to like? What's not to like? On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho He's doin' well, I gotta kvell The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell Show up at his home, he says "Shalom" And "Have some cake - you want some cake?" Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz So grab your yarmulka The one you got for Chanukah Let's put on our yarmulkas and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

Do you guys remember gangsats paradise by Coolio well this is the parody of that Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitave as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise

Originally posted by Starlight: Every Rainbow has a story to tell And so have I Cause my love resembles the sky I love the way you worked a love poem into a natural wonder as a poem. Very nice...very nice indeed!

Boycott and Tamina its good to know your not officially missing just busy and lingering into lost

^^ my thoughts exactly

I'm as cryptic as I sound

I got an iguana in Djibouti eating an apple

America has ideas that defends It's Ideals. idea...ideals...yawn! a bit redundant aren't we? America is not there to dominate the world but to ensure the safety and the security of every human being. Every human being? all 6 billion of them? aww shucks they must be awful caring :rolleyes: If America's ideal were not put to acction, It would virtualy be impossible for you to survive in this dangerouse world..You should thank America and it's armed forces Again with the usage of ideals *rubs eyes* ever heard of a thesaurus? It wouldn't be impossible just peaceful....I know all those wars not happening can drive anyone crazy! yes, how dangerous? (notice the spelling) would a peaceful world be? I don't feel like thanking them for more suffering on the world thank you. P.S. I seriously don't feel like replying to you(waste of fingers clacking on a keyboard) anymore so stop addressing me!

I'm not saying my sun sign but I have my moon in sagitaurius

Originally posted by Princess_Sexy: i dont want to really want to get into this whole heated argument, but let me remind you that England supported this "invasion", and i find it a bit unfair that dont really seem to put Englands "past actions" at fault....but you and many others are quick to hold the U.S at fault for theirs (ie: putting Saddam and other dictators in office) England was the sidekick or the faithful dog. You can't put a huge blame on the sidekick that tags along as opposed to the stubborn dictator (oopsies I mean president that wants to oust another president). I don't understand how you can have invasion in quotation marks (do you think of it as something "so called" or pretensious) we all saw it unfold, it was as clear as day. That it was an invasion comparable to rape almost. What past actions of England would we put on here? besides colonization and having a huge empire at one time or another? what does it have to do with Iraq now? did they help the Bath party get into power? Did they sell weapons to Iraq during the Iran Iraq war? or Noriega? or help the Contras? All of those happened within the last 30 years and all were done by none other than the U.S of A And how can you be complaining that people are expressing their opinions on a would be and is planning to be colonizer. You find it unfair that facts are being stated about this "great" country and all of its contributions. I don't know about anybody else, but I was praising it...you know that old cliche if something deserves praise give it...well in this case its rightly deserved :rolleyes:

^^ thanx a bunch silent sista

why is there a smile on this post? did the poster think this is funny?