I wear this amazing scent! It makes people fear and respect me soo much that they run screaming. It's called bad odour from running to school one morning and not showering for a week while still wearing the same clothes. You guys should try it how amazing this perfume is it makes people gravittate towards you and drop at your feet. Like they are swooning over you while making funny faces. Or running away from you in terror. The reactions I generally like to get from people. Either you will fear me! *mwhahaha* or *you will love me* ...because that's generally the type of person I am. you will love me out of fear of hurting you No, do as I say and nobody gets hurt. So if you like to instill fear into the hearts of mankind and force them to love you. I would recommend this scent.

Legend of Zu Of course I have the licence to use this accent I killed him and took the licence for it. :cool: Kreepy Dude? thats a great screen name! although I am biased into liking my name more. kreepy kid is much better. I guess its true what they say great minds think alike. By the way how did you know it was me?

The Good Somali men? They are a rare breed of an endangered creature that is very slowly going extinct in these parts. *crocdile hunter accent* Right then, were going to look for the elusive Somali man today in this urban jungle of North America. *prowls to a coffee shop* shhh! we've spotted one... now be very quiet as they are apt to disappear or spontaneously combust. let's go in for a closer look. *gets closer* *and closer* *Somali man has disappeared into a cloud of mist with tooth fairy and the flying pig* Oh no he's disappeared! when will the good somali man appear again?

A lot of educated people don't know a lot of things (which dosen't necessarily mean they aren't smart people or any less educated than they are) and a lot of people who aren't as priviledged to be as well educated have a knowledge of things those educated people don't know. This just goes to show that we are all privy to information the next person may not necessarily know and that we are all ignorant of some things. All in all, We don't know everything and we don't know nothing. To most people Somalia is one of those obscure little interesting countries that people can only imagine or write about anyway. It can't possibly be a real country! and if it was where would it be north of narnia or off the coast of stupidia? conversations I often get into with people: people: "where are you from?" me: "Somalia" person: "Oh!, you mean Sumoa?" "no, Somalia." "yeah?" "huh?" "You know you should really finish off your sentences" "I do finish off my sentences... what are you talking about?..... huh?!" "You said So... Malia,... like you were gonna say something important to me. Then you trailled off again." " I didn't trail off I was just saying the name of my country!" "What's it called again?" "Somalia!!" "Oh wheres it located?" "Africa, East to be exact, have you ever heard of the horn of Africa?" "No" "Kenya?! Ethiopia?!! Somalia?!" "No, what are those names?" "Countries in that region" "You mean to tell me there's countries in Africa?"

my favourite movie of all time is a clockwork orange what more can anybody ask for a movie about senseless violence and pornography

family vacation...I mean don't you go on vacation to get away from these people

1)Extrodinairy Popular delusions and the madness of crowds by Charles Mackay It talks aout how people usaully lose their identity and their morals in crowds and become monstrous mobs that think destructive and collective. It talks about the inquisition, the salem witch trials and all the other horrors commited against humans while in crowds. Even every day horrors like pushing and shoving to get on the bus or train. 2) George Orwells 1984 need I say more 3) Brave New World by Aldous Huxley Even though this book is futuristic it hits a spot for me. We are conditioned by what we are raised on or grow up with. Our experiences and what influences us....thew programming factors of human beings. 4)Cats Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut This book is a dark satire of every day life as we know it. all rolled together with the story of the man who created the atom bomb his children and the narrator. 5)God bless you Dr Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut This book is a very light read only 100 pages at most. But the idea behind it is life and death are the same coin with different flip sides. The main character has controlled near death experiences that Dr Kevorkian helps him with and he goes to heaven and interviews all of these famous dead people. Hitler and Sir Isaac Newton being just two of the people he interviews in heaven.

nino- naag! ah man! and here I was thinking no one would ever know!! ... how did you catch hint anyway? is it the beard? or the side burns?

that's a very nice dress indeed! Great Pics! beautiful girls by the way wiilo

Thats a matter of opinion you think he's ugly.... I don't ... I'll take him if he's peg legged and one armed and one eyed and hairy all over

Johnny Dep is hot no matter what role he plays but Johnny Dep+pirate custome+ eye liner is very hot...so hot I start twitching *twitches*

I've been called a jerk before does that make me a fella?

I personally don't like good or bad boys both of them are boring by my standards ...I like the weird boys ...bring on the freaks/weirdos (the midgets, the pirates and transvestite trolls) just thinking about them makes me go into convulsions

oh goody a popularity contest! I'm absolutely tingly with anticipation of who will win

Eid mubarak...everyone

I think there's something to be said about a man who can wear pink. He is either over masculine or over feminine. Look at the thugs that can get away with pink (over masculine men) and look at the flamboyant effeminate men who can wear pink (over feminine men...not necesssarily meaning they are gay). So its only two extremes of men who can get away with it.

it was great thanx for asking and how have you been? haven't seen you around for a while

still funny

I'm not shocked by this at all. After all Alfred Packer went scott free (he was supposed to hang) and this was in 1871 in the States) here we are almost 133 years later and another cannibal (this time on the other side ofthe world) escapes conviction. alfred packer info

Has anyone ever heard of Alfred Packer? If you have there's a movie about him and a very recent musical too . If you haven't he's the first person in American history to be charged with cannibalism in 1871. When he was the guide for 5 men heading out west in the frenzy of the gold rush. In this case they were going from Bingham, Utah to Breckenridge,Colarado. A couple of months later only Alfred Packer emerged from the mountains plumper than usaul and with the other men's possesions. He told two different stories of what happened and was charged with only the murder of Isreal Swan and was sentenced to hang. Later on he was charged with manslaughter and was given 40 years in prison. if you want to know more about him heres a helpful website the San Juan cannibal

ciid mubarak

what extreme sport would I try..... okay nobody laugh! extreme ironing....you guessed it ironing in strange or extreme places see I knew you would laugh here's a website devoted to the newest extreme "sport" extreme ironing I can finally be considered an athlete! yay!!

as in Soya Milk ? [/QB] Yup, and rice milk and almond milk and oat milk

Non-dairy Milk Meatless Meat

The language that you dream in doesn't necessarily mean it's your first language, but your mother tongue. Any individuals mother tongues is determined by the language they dream in and the language they count in whether to themsleves or outloud. A person may be born into a mother tongue and grow up speaking it or they can adopt a mother tongue (sadly my first language is Somali second Arabic and third for me is English, yet English is my mother tongue). A persons' first language is just that; their first language, but their mother tongue is their language of choice (first languages can also be individuals mothertongues).